Monday, March 30, 2009

Create The Caption #371

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....


"I told you man - I want Jonas Brothers tickets - now!"- Nuk

"Is Shaquille O'neal going to have to choke a bitch?"- Ted

"Man, I ain't never tellin' you my secret for gettin' Q's in Scrabble."- Chubs

"I am Kazaam, I cast you away SIde Show Bob!"- Barry

"Oh man, 1500 text messages... I hope to God they don't start checking Twitter..."- Foos
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo the latest Guitar Hero commercial?


Your Daily Links:

Local Philly Radio Needs A New Voice (Philly Burbs)
Larry Johnson Has A Club Curfew (BSO)
Seth Curry Is Now A Blue Devil (Rumors and Rants)
College Coaches Enjoy Yelling (Simon on Sports)
A Look At The New Japanese Female Pitching Sensation (More Hardball)
A Look Into The New Crosby Sucks Anthem (DC Sports Bog)
Do Not Neuter Kuselias! (NESW)
Calipari Might Not Be Going Anywhere (Moondog Sports)
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45 comments:

  1. foosMar 30, 2009, 12:26:00 PM

    Ugh. I can only imagine the caliber of "girls" they'll have when they turn this place into a temporary brothel.

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  2. foosMar 30, 2009, 12:28:00 PM

    Sometimes you just gotta say "What the fuck?"

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  3. Wade RobertsonMar 30, 2009, 12:30:00 PM

    Funny commercial, but I'm still trying to figure out what Leslie Nielsen has to do with college basketball.

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  4. TomahawkFlopMar 30, 2009, 12:30:00 PM

    "Calipari will never get in this commercial if he stays at Memphis."

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  5. The ToddMar 30, 2009, 12:31:00 PM

    It's the sexiest Final Four ever.

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  6. The Ghost of Rick JamesMar 30, 2009, 12:33:00 PM

    Knight: "I agreed to do a commercial for 'Lawrence Welk: Band Leader,' not this hippie crap!"

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  7. Wade RobertsonMar 30, 2009, 12:34:00 PM

    Unlike with Obama filling out a tournament bracket, Coach K had nothing more imprortant to do than shoot a commercial with fellow senior citizens in their underwear.

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  8. Rex BannerMar 30, 2009, 12:36:00 PM

    "Wow look at Coach K go on TTFATF.."

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  9. Wood Bats, Steel BallsMar 30, 2009, 12:36:00 PM

    "Shouldn't Coach K be focusing on more important things, like getting his team out of the Sweet 16 next year, not TV commercials?" -Barack Obama

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  10. dAndy ManCandyMar 30, 2009, 12:39:00 PM

    So what if we like to play a little Guitar Hero after we gang banged your wife?

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  11. Justin F.Mar 30, 2009, 12:40:00 PM

    I'm pretty sure that's the same shirt that Roy Williams wore last night...

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  12. SteveMMar 30, 2009, 12:43:00 PM

    What has been seen - cannot be unseen.

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  13. ChubsMar 30, 2009, 12:47:00 PM

    "Alright guys, we're playing some Paramore next, right?"

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  14. General UrkoMar 30, 2009, 12:49:00 PM

    The Foghat reunion tour kicks off April 11th at the Holiday Inn on I-37.

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  15. UnknownMar 30, 2009, 12:50:00 PM

    3/29/2009: The day Guitar Hero "Jumped the Shark".

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  16. AnonymousMar 30, 2009, 1:16:00 PM

    Why is Roy Williams' wife standing in the back next to Rick Pitino?

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  17. GMoneyMar 30, 2009, 1:23:00 PM

    Don't you hate pants!

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  18. TurtleMar 30, 2009, 1:50:00 PM

    I totally figured Krzyzewski would slap-a da bass up around his collar.

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  19. UnknownMar 30, 2009, 1:57:00 PM

    What do you mean Rebecca De Mornay isn't going to be here?!

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  20. JohnMar 30, 2009, 2:03:00 PM

    This is why we can't play together, because Bob always throws his guitar at the ref.

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  21. E BuzzMar 30, 2009, 2:05:00 PM

    I guess I can't really give the young men whom I can influence any more advice on how to conduct themselves as men.

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  22. 49er16Mar 30, 2009, 2:28:00 PM

    Coach K: I actually thought we were going to play Night Moves.....

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  23. Nathan BriceMar 30, 2009, 2:50:00 PM

    What do you mean we used this before?

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  24. Nathan BriceMar 30, 2009, 2:52:00 PM

    I thought that we were going to do this with Heidi Klum.

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  25. TJXMar 30, 2009, 2:56:00 PM

    Anti-bonerama.

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  26. GorgonzolaMar 30, 2009, 3:37:00 PM

    Is Bob Knight gonna have to choke a bitch?

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  27. TurtleMar 30, 2009, 3:56:00 PM

    What the fuck are you looking at?

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  28. ErikMar 30, 2009, 4:15:00 PM

    Tom Cruise ain't walkin through that door.

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  29. JamesCravenMar 30, 2009, 4:58:00 PM

    My worst nightmare.

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  30. craftj2Mar 30, 2009, 5:26:00 PM

    See what happens when you scrimp on security at the nursing home?

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  31. Bazooka JonesMar 30, 2009, 6:14:00 PM

    Hi, we live in the nursing home with Wilfred Brimley, and we have diabetes. It hurts us to pee and it causes us to be short with our family. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog.

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  32. BirdmanMar 30, 2009, 6:48:00 PM

    It could be worse... they could be in briefs.

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  33. testing thingMar 30, 2009, 7:41:00 PM

    The Rolling Stones are going on tour again.

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  34. testing thingMar 30, 2009, 7:42:00 PM

    One of these things is not like the other. One of these things does not belong......the one actually going to the Final Four.

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  35. N--k G-----nMar 30, 2009, 10:57:00 PM

    This is the worst iteration of the Four Horsemen yet.

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  36. HubboMar 30, 2009, 11:33:00 PM

    Hey, weren't there four old washed-up guys in this commercial? Oh yeah, and some college basketball coaches too.

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  37. UnknownMar 30, 2009, 11:34:00 PM

    Knight: "In my entire adult life, I've never used the expression 'Guitar Hero'. I have no God damn idea what it means or what you're supposed to do (mimics playing the guitar while making a 'game face')."

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  38. HubboMar 30, 2009, 11:35:00 PM

    Man, who is Guitar Hero going to go for next? The Golden Girls?

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  39. HubboMar 30, 2009, 11:37:00 PM

    They say a picture says a thousand words. AA, I don't think I can fit "dammit" a thousand times in this short space.

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  40. AnonymousMar 31, 2009, 12:05:00 AM

    Jim Calhoun was originally cast in Knight's place, but backed out under allegations of improper recruiting methods.

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  41. Lammy742Mar 31, 2009, 8:33:00 AM

    "So you might as well face it, you're addicted to love"

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  42. alex7877Mar 31, 2009, 10:22:00 AM

    I feel so good if I just say the word - sussudio

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  43. UnknownMar 31, 2009, 12:28:00 PM

    Bob Knight: I don't intend to retire.

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  44. UnknownMar 31, 2009, 2:40:00 PM

    Do you have a "going" problem?

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  45. MMayesMar 31, 2009, 6:59:00 PM

    (Not pictured, Billy Donovan as Guido, the Killer Pimp.)

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