Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Create The Caption #388

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....


"I don't care if he's in street clothes, I say Yao fouled me on that last shot and you need to blow your whistle, punk."- Wade Robertson

"Wait, last week you said I *WASN'T* the father. What the f*$k?"- BF

"Don't make me get a piece of lead from a table and throw it through Kobe's heart....Don't you know im Ron Artest!"- Conner
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Stan Van Gundy during last night's loss to the Celtics?


Your Daily Links:

Obama Hangs With The Heels (Rush The Court)
A Tribute To The Cavalier Girls (Manofest)
Michael Phelps Is Returning To Action (Style Points)
Jennifer Love At A Phillies Game (The 700 Level)
Fantasy Players That Could Be Killing Your Team (The Big Picture)
Eddie George Is No Survivor! (Outside the Boxscore)
An Interview With Fergie Jenkins (AMI)
Papi Comments On Manny (Rumors and Rants)
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33 comments:

  1. 49er16May 13, 2009, 12:41:00 PM

    Do you know who I am? I am the Master of Panic.

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  2. AnonymousMay 13, 2009, 12:53:00 PM

    Referee - I wonder if everything looks like Ron Jeremy...

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  3. JamesCravenMay 13, 2009, 12:54:00 PM

    SVG: "And then you go to the Slawson cutoff, then get out of your car and cutoff your slawson until you come to..."

    Ref: "The fork in the road?"

    SVG: "No, the SPOON in the road!"

    Art Fern +5,000.

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  4. The Big PictureMay 13, 2009, 12:56:00 PM

    MAKE A LEFT, THEN A RIGHT AND THEN I'M SULKING IN THE LOCKER ROOM?

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  5. k skeezMay 13, 2009, 12:58:00 PM

    Look, All I want you to do is call Shaq and tell him I'm *not* the master of panic.

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  6. AnonymousMay 13, 2009, 1:11:00 PM

    So the bathroom is that way? Good because I am about to crap my pants.

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  7. E BuzzMay 13, 2009, 1:20:00 PM

    What do you want from me! I ate Mexican for lunch, you insensitive bastard!

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  8. Luther VandekampMay 13, 2009, 1:25:00 PM

    SVG: "For the LAST time, I am NOT Ron Jeremy!"

    Ref (thinking): Uh huh... whatever Ron...

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  9. GMoneyMay 13, 2009, 1:27:00 PM

    SVG: For the last time, you did not see me at Plato's Retreat!

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  10. AnonymousMay 13, 2009, 1:32:00 PM

    I AM NOT PANICKING!!!

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  11. Sportz AssassinMay 13, 2009, 1:32:00 PM

    Give me a break, ref! It's hard enough convincing these kids that a short dumpy man with no neck knows how to play the game of basketball.

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  12. The Ghost of Rick JamesMay 13, 2009, 1:37:00 PM

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  13. Faux TwitterMay 13, 2009, 1:48:00 PM

    I may not be able to coach, but I give an Oscar caliber performance in the new movie "One-Eyed Monster"

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  14. dwhitMay 13, 2009, 1:50:00 PM

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  15. dwhitMay 13, 2009, 1:51:00 PM

    Ron Jeremy points out some female pornstars in the crowd and boasts about some of his personal "work experiences" with them to the embarrassment of the officiating crew.

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  16. Wade RobertsonMay 13, 2009, 2:30:00 PM

    Van Gundy is not impressed with the timing of the referee's Slingblade impression.

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  17. LuisMay 13, 2009, 3:05:00 PM

    Time to make the donuts!

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  18. dobberMay 13, 2009, 3:35:00 PM

    I am telling, that kid, and his hat, were set and had position on Sunday, and Big Baby ran right through him. He should be suspended so that I can establish a name for myself and everyone will stop calling me Ron Jeremy!

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  19. ZanderMay 13, 2009, 3:59:00 PM

    No really...I can be this far away from you and still slap you across forehead. Kneel down and I will show you.

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  20. SteveDMay 13, 2009, 4:34:00 PM

    What do you mean we don't get two shots for Big Baby running that kid over? I knew the league wanted Boston to win!

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  21. Alex LangMay 13, 2009, 4:43:00 PM

    Look! There has to be pictures in the sports world other than people arguing with NBA refs. I don't care what Awful Annoucning says!

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  22. UnknownMay 13, 2009, 5:08:00 PM

    Van Gundy: "You better start giving me some calls or i'll show you what this shocker really means"

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  23. HubboMay 13, 2009, 6:22:00 PM

    So then the magician cut her in half like this...I mean, how does he DO that trick?!

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  24. HubboMay 13, 2009, 6:23:00 PM

    I told you tell him he WAS the father!

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  25. HubboMay 13, 2009, 6:24:00 PM

    Don't you dare let Collins within 20 miles of Philadelphia!

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  26. AnonymousMay 13, 2009, 7:12:00 PM

    Ref(in his head): Wow, he's really pissed. I mean he is in the zone, I think he's anticipating his team blowing the game.

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  27. The Ghost of Rick JamesMay 13, 2009, 7:44:00 PM

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  28. The Ghost of Rick JamesMay 13, 2009, 7:46:00 PM

    Stan Van: "The 'Hastily Made Orlando Coaching Video' isn't funny!"

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  29. AnonymousMay 13, 2009, 10:16:00 PM

    For the last time, I am not Ron Jeremy!

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  30. tamtamMay 14, 2009, 12:39:00 AM

    ron jeremy makes a surprise visit at the celtics-magic game, and promptly threatens to castrate the ref

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  31. AOMay 14, 2009, 9:58:00 AM

    "LOOK, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING HERE! TOTALLY LOST! BUT I HAVE TO KEEP YELLING AT YOU TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON! I'M REALLY SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME! I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP MY JOB!"

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  32. JamesCravenMay 14, 2009, 11:06:00 AM

    Please, no more Ron Jeremy jokes. They've been worn out and are too long.

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  33. AnonymousMay 14, 2009, 11:29:00 AM

    My spaghetti sauce is the best, let's got to the locker room...Everybody Mangia!!!!

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