Thursday, May 14, 2009

Create The Caption #389

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Referee - I wonder if everything looks like Ron Jeremy..."- Cob

"I AM NOT PANICKING!!!"- Two Big Boobs

"Give me a break, ref! It's hard enough convincing these kids that a short dumpy man with no neck knows how to play the game of basketball."- Sportz Assassin
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kurt Warner hanging outside Air Force One, after meeting with President Obama?


Your Daily Links:

ESPN Has Some Serious East Coast Bias (Cheddar Pants)
There's A Fake Ump In The Stands! (HHR)
Where Protecting The Nest Happens (Denver Post)
Chris Cooley Says Penis During An NFL.com Chat (LOCG)
Hockey's Mario Shows Up During Last Night's Game Seven (The Sports Hernia)
A Breakdown Of This Weekend's EPL Matches (SS Reporters)
Paulus Heading To 'Cuse (Rush The Court)
Pete Rose Had Some Strong Opinions Today (Dan Patrick)
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33 comments:

  1. 49er16May 14, 2009, 12:32:00 PM

    "I swear, nobody told me we would be flying over New York."

    "Oh yeah, thank God for everything in my life."

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  2. Nathan BriceMay 14, 2009, 12:34:00 PM

    Yes, all of my kids can be on this airplane at the same time.

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  3. Nathan BriceMay 14, 2009, 12:34:00 PM

    Y'all gotta give me that one.

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  4. Nathan BriceMay 14, 2009, 12:36:00 PM

    No, I will not bring Brenda on here because we can't have kids anymore.

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  5. Nathan BriceMay 14, 2009, 12:38:00 PM

    I will only talk to FOX News because I only believe what they say.

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  6. Nathan BriceMay 14, 2009, 12:40:00 PM

    No, I am not Harry Stamper.

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  7. Wade RobertsonMay 14, 2009, 12:45:00 PM

    The media asks Kurt Warner what it was like to actually MEET Jesus.

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  8. UnknownMay 14, 2009, 12:49:00 PM

    I always thought there would be a black president before I rode on Air Force One.....oh wait

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  9. BirdmanMay 14, 2009, 12:56:00 PM

    KW: "No I didn't kiss Joe Biden! That was my wife!"

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  10. AnonymousMay 14, 2009, 1:04:00 PM

    We are continuing our high-level diplomatic discussions with Arizona State University and hope to come to an agreement that works for both sides

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  11. BrianMay 14, 2009, 1:07:00 PM

    Kurt: What? Yes, yes I ordered Air Force One to fly over the World Trade Center.

    Wait! No ... no! It wasn't my way of getting back at the New York Giants for releasing me in 2005 ... honest.

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  12. The Ghost of Rick JamesMay 14, 2009, 1:09:00 PM

    Kurt: "Barack's right: Andy Katz gives the best foot rubs."

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  13. TurtleMay 14, 2009, 1:12:00 PM

    I met with you're President. He seemed like a nice man but God says I can only recognize someone he appoints...such as George Bush. Long live that lushious moron!

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  14. GMoneyMay 14, 2009, 1:25:00 PM

    Of course I'm excited to meet Harrison Ford.

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  15. AnonymousMay 14, 2009, 1:30:00 PM

    I never would have guessed by his eloquent speeches, but in private, President Obama sounds a lot like ESPN's Stuart Scott... with all the 'Off da hizzy' and 'What's good baby' stuff. Frankly, I just wish the meeting had been more productive. I could barely understand that guy. I've never been a fan of the younger generation's 'Jive Talkin'.

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  16. UnknownMay 14, 2009, 1:38:00 PM

    Why are you guys on me? Sasha and Malia put me up to it. I didn't fumble on the controls like I do on the field, at least. *smiles*

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  17. AnonymousMay 14, 2009, 1:46:00 PM

    The President gave me a humanitarian award for throwing the ball directly to Steelers linebacker James Harrison in Super Bowl XLIII. He said, 'Good lookin-out for the brothers, Kurt!' I'm a regular-old white guy, so I'm not sure what he's talking about.

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  18. AnonymousMay 14, 2009, 1:57:00 PM

    The first thing I learned about President Obama? Well uhm... this is embarrassing, but you know how those rap songs use the N-word a lot? Long story short, President Obama is not a fan of the N-word. I just wish someone had told me beforehand... and I'm really sorry.

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  19. E BuzzMay 14, 2009, 2:32:00 PM

    So I says to him, THANK YOU JESUSSSS!

    And you know what he says back? He says YOU'RE WELCOME KURT!!!

    It was pretty cool, they're right, Jesus is black.

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  20. AnonymousMay 14, 2009, 3:35:00 PM

    In this picture, we see a large, slow-moving object that scared the hell out of some people when last sighted in New York.

    Behind him is Air Force One.

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  21. shea_guevaraMay 14, 2009, 5:23:00 PM

    You'll have to speak up, I have a jet engine in my left ear.

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  22. AnonymousMay 14, 2009, 6:35:00 PM

    Kurt Warner(in his head): You know the president's over there right. Jesus the Fox NEws people are really retarted.

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  23. Cedric LewisMay 15, 2009, 10:01:00 AM

    "Yes we flew over McNabb's house. And no, I did not drop a bomb on it."

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  24. BHillMay 15, 2009, 10:28:00 AM

    I'm just here to learn the tenents of National Socialism...

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  25. JasonMay 15, 2009, 12:52:00 PM

    "Now I want you all to apologize to me. You said the Arizona Cardinals had about as good a chance of making the Super Bowl as a black man did of being elected president."

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  26. foosMay 15, 2009, 1:03:00 PM

    "Well... that depends on your definition of the word "is." And remember, Jesus loves you!"

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  27. HubboMay 15, 2009, 6:00:00 PM

    What do you mean that wasn't Rod Tidwell I spent the weekend with?

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  28. HubboMay 15, 2009, 6:00:00 PM

    I underestimated just how much "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" they watch in the White House these days.

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  29. HubboMay 15, 2009, 6:04:00 PM

    Most surprising thing about this weekend? Definitely when I was introduced to Barack, and I learned that his real name is Rick James, and that I'm a female dog.

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  30. HubboMay 15, 2009, 6:05:00 PM

    After a day of fruitful negotiations, I'm proud to say that my wife Brenda has signed on to play Hillary Clinton in the Obama movie.

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  31. tamtamMay 16, 2009, 4:14:00 PM

    kurt's hair is so stiff that not even a jet engine's flow can ruffle it. take THAT mel kiper!!

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  32. CasonMay 21, 2009, 12:12:00 AM

    "That is how I feel - if you want to see Kurt Warner, invite me when I do win the Super Bowl. As far as I'm concerned, he would've invited Pittsburgh if they had lost."

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  33. clfMay 26, 2009, 7:48:00 PM

    Nick:
    L-U-S-C-I-O-U-S, "moron."

    "Because they, too, couldn't be run much worse, Obama told me the government is buying the Lions. He told me to watch out for him in the secondary."

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