Create The Caption #388

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners....


"I don't care if he's in street clothes, I say Yao fouled me on that last shot and you need to blow your whistle, punk."- Wade Robertson

"Wait, last week you said I *WASN'T* the father. What the f*$k?"- BF

"Don't make me get a piece of lead from a table and throw it through Kobe's heart....Don't you know im Ron Artest!"- Conner
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Stan Van Gundy during last night's loss to the Celtics?


Your Daily Links:

Obama Hangs With The Heels (Rush The Court)
A Tribute To The Cavalier Girls (Manofest)
Michael Phelps Is Returning To Action (Style Points)
Jennifer Love At A Phillies Game (The 700 Level)
Fantasy Players That Could Be Killing Your Team (The Big Picture)
Eddie George Is No Survivor! (Outside the Boxscore)
An Interview With Fergie Jenkins (AMI)
Papi Comments On Manny (Rumors and Rants)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:25 PM

34 Comments:

Do you know who I am? I am the Master of Panic.

49er16 said...
May 13, 2009, 12:41:00 PM  

Referee - I wonder if everything looks like Ron Jeremy...

May 13, 2009, 12:53:00 PM  

SVG: "And then you go to the Slawson cutoff, then get out of your car and cutoff your slawson until you come to..."

Ref: "The fork in the road?"

SVG: "No, the SPOON in the road!"

Art Fern +5,000.

JamesCraven said...
May 13, 2009, 12:54:00 PM  

MAKE A LEFT, THEN A RIGHT AND THEN I'M SULKING IN THE LOCKER ROOM?

The Big Picture said...
May 13, 2009, 12:56:00 PM  

Look, All I want you to do is call Shaq and tell him I'm *not* the master of panic.

k skeez said...
May 13, 2009, 12:58:00 PM  

So the bathroom is that way? Good because I am about to crap my pants.

Jubanator14 said...
May 13, 2009, 1:11:00 PM  

What do you want from me! I ate Mexican for lunch, you insensitive bastard!

hollywood wags said...
May 13, 2009, 1:20:00 PM  

SVG: "For the LAST time, I am NOT Ron Jeremy!"

Ref (thinking): Uh huh... whatever Ron...

May 13, 2009, 1:25:00 PM  

SVG: For the last time, you did not see me at Plato's Retreat!

GMoney said...
May 13, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

I AM NOT PANICKING!!!

twobigboobs said...
May 13, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  

Give me a break, ref! It's hard enough convincing these kids that a short dumpy man with no neck knows how to play the game of basketball.

Sportz Assassin said...
May 13, 2009, 1:32:00 PM  
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May 13, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  

I may not be able to coach, but I give an Oscar caliber performance in the new movie "One-Eyed Monster"

Faux Twitter said...
May 13, 2009, 1:48:00 PM  
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dwhit said...
May 13, 2009, 1:50:00 PM  

Ron Jeremy points out some female pornstars in the crowd and boasts about some of his personal "work experiences" with them to the embarrassment of the officiating crew.

dwhit said...
May 13, 2009, 1:51:00 PM  

Van Gundy is not impressed with the timing of the referee's Slingblade impression.

Wade Robertson said...
May 13, 2009, 2:30:00 PM  

Time to make the donuts!

Luis said...
May 13, 2009, 3:05:00 PM  

I am telling, that kid, and his hat, were set and had position on Sunday, and Big Baby ran right through him. He should be suspended so that I can establish a name for myself and everyone will stop calling me Ron Jeremy!

dobber said...
May 13, 2009, 3:35:00 PM  

No really...I can be this far away from you and still slap you across forehead. Kneel down and I will show you.

Zander said...
May 13, 2009, 3:59:00 PM  

What do you mean we don't get two shots for Big Baby running that kid over? I knew the league wanted Boston to win!

Steve said...
May 13, 2009, 4:34:00 PM  

Look! There has to be pictures in the sports world other than people arguing with NBA refs. I don't care what Awful Annoucning says!

KeepLeyland2 said...
May 13, 2009, 4:43:00 PM  

Van Gundy: "You better start giving me some calls or i'll show you what this shocker really means"

Conner said...
May 13, 2009, 5:08:00 PM  

So then the magician cut her in half like this...I mean, how does he DO that trick?!

Adam said...
May 13, 2009, 6:22:00 PM  

I told you tell him he WAS the father!

Adam said...
May 13, 2009, 6:23:00 PM  

Don't you dare let Collins within 20 miles of Philadelphia!

Adam said...
May 13, 2009, 6:24:00 PM  

Ref(in his head): Wow, he's really pissed. I mean he is in the zone, I think he's anticipating his team blowing the game.

Schneider said...
May 13, 2009, 7:12:00 PM  
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May 13, 2009, 7:44:00 PM  

Stan Van: "The 'Hastily Made Orlando Coaching Video' isn't funny!"

May 13, 2009, 7:46:00 PM  

For the last time, I am not Ron Jeremy!

funkdoctor29 said...
May 13, 2009, 10:16:00 PM  

ron jeremy makes a surprise visit at the celtics-magic game, and promptly threatens to castrate the ref

tamtam said...
May 14, 2009, 12:39:00 AM  

"LOOK, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING HERE! TOTALLY LOST! BUT I HAVE TO KEEP YELLING AT YOU TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON! I'M REALLY SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME! I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP MY JOB!"

AO said...
May 14, 2009, 9:58:00 AM  

Please, no more Ron Jeremy jokes. They've been worn out and are too long.

JamesCraven said...
May 14, 2009, 11:06:00 AM  

My spaghetti sauce is the best, let's got to the locker room...Everybody Mangia!!!!

Barry said...
May 14, 2009, 11:29:00 AM  
freefun0616 said...
Sep 26, 2009, 8:04:00 AM  

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