Create The Caption #388
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Monday's Winners....
"I don't care if he's in street clothes, I say Yao fouled me on that last shot and you need to blow your whistle, punk."- Wade Robertson
"Wait, last week you said I *WASN'T* the father. What the f*$k?"- BF
"Don't make me get a piece of lead from a table and throw it through Kobe's heart....Don't you know im Ron Artest!"- Conner
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Stan Van Gundy during last night's loss to the Celtics?
Your Daily Links:
Obama Hangs With The Heels (Rush The Court)
A Tribute To The Cavalier Girls (Manofest)
Michael Phelps Is Returning To Action (Style Points)
Jennifer Love At A Phillies Game (The 700 Level)
Fantasy Players That Could Be Killing Your Team (The Big Picture)
Eddie George Is No Survivor! (Outside the Boxscore)
An Interview With Fergie Jenkins (AMI)
Papi Comments On Manny (Rumors and Rants)
33 Comments:
Referee - I wonder if everything looks like Ron Jeremy...
SVG: "And then you go to the Slawson cutoff, then get out of your car and cutoff your slawson until you come to..."
Ref: "The fork in the road?"
SVG: "No, the SPOON in the road!"
Art Fern +5,000.
MAKE A LEFT, THEN A RIGHT AND THEN I'M SULKING IN THE LOCKER ROOM?
Look, All I want you to do is call Shaq and tell him I'm *not* the master of panic.
So the bathroom is that way? Good because I am about to crap my pants.
What do you want from me! I ate Mexican for lunch, you insensitive bastard!
SVG: "For the LAST time, I am NOT Ron Jeremy!"
Ref (thinking): Uh huh... whatever Ron...
SVG: For the last time, you did not see me at Plato's Retreat!
I AM NOT PANICKING!!!
Give me a break, ref! It's hard enough convincing these kids that a short dumpy man with no neck knows how to play the game of basketball.
I may not be able to coach, but I give an Oscar caliber performance in the new movie "One-Eyed Monster"
Ron Jeremy points out some female pornstars in the crowd and boasts about some of his personal "work experiences" with them to the embarrassment of the officiating crew.
Van Gundy is not impressed with the timing of the referee's Slingblade impression.
Time to make the donuts!
I am telling, that kid, and his hat, were set and had position on Sunday, and Big Baby ran right through him. He should be suspended so that I can establish a name for myself and everyone will stop calling me Ron Jeremy!
No really...I can be this far away from you and still slap you across forehead. Kneel down and I will show you.
What do you mean we don't get two shots for Big Baby running that kid over? I knew the league wanted Boston to win!
Look! There has to be pictures in the sports world other than people arguing with NBA refs. I don't care what Awful Annoucning says!
Van Gundy: "You better start giving me some calls or i'll show you what this shocker really means"
So then the magician cut her in half like this...I mean, how does he DO that trick?!
I told you tell him he WAS the father!
Don't you dare let Collins within 20 miles of Philadelphia!
Ref(in his head): Wow, he's really pissed. I mean he is in the zone, I think he's anticipating his team blowing the game.
Stan Van: "The 'Hastily Made Orlando Coaching Video' isn't funny!"
For the last time, I am not Ron Jeremy!
ron jeremy makes a surprise visit at the celtics-magic game, and promptly threatens to castrate the ref
"LOOK, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING HERE! TOTALLY LOST! BUT I HAVE TO KEEP YELLING AT YOU TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON! I'M REALLY SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME! I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP MY JOB!"
Please, no more Ron Jeremy jokes. They've been worn out and are too long.
My spaghetti sauce is the best, let's got to the locker room...Everybody Mangia!!!!
Do you know who I am? I am the Master of Panic.