ESPN Arcade To Entertain You For 10 Minutes Or So
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Again...I swear...I'm not actively searching these out. Add another "interesting" ESPN venture to the growing list for the month of June. ESPN Arcade....
ESPN.com has launched a new section called ESPN Arcade, which offers more than 40 free sports games, card and puzzle games, driving games, multiplayer games and game room titles such as air hockey, pinball and darts. The section, created in collaboration with game developer Skyworks, is ad supported by the U.S. Marines, among others.- SBD
Wow...that sure does sound like fun. Unfortunately "Lil Sean and his Cell Phone Adventures" and "Chris Berman's Leather Making Spectacular" (a game where you take Chris Berman across different conveyor belts to form a leather coat....similar to Burger Time and Brew Master) won't be available for a few months (please, please, please add to the games "coming soon" in the comments).They also have sweet embeddable links! Hell yeah!!!
Big League Bash
Full Throttle SpeedwayESPN ARCADE (ESPN.com)
8 Comments:
Wait a minute, I've seen all of these games, they're just taking stuff from different websites like postopia and candystand.com and fiddling around with the graphics. Besides, CBS Sportsline does the same thing.
Is there a "Find Colin a Hooker" game, yet?
How about "Fling the nose snail into Chris Berman's mouth"
Or "Guess how long Joe Morgan will go without saying a word."?
Or how about "the Gary Miller pissing game"?
Maybe the "Tom Mees swimming tournament" game?
How about the You're with me leather game. How many women can you impress with that statement?
How about a rock-climbing game but instead of a mountain you have to scale Beano Cook's chins.
You remember that game with the marble, and you'd have to keep it in the course? Marble Madness...
Well, one of Mitch Albom's ears could be used as the course and Stu Scott's fucked up eyeball, the marble...
I can't wait for the game, "Be Harold Renyolds and pat unwanting girls on the rump".
Maybe they'll have a game called "Random Mark Jackson statements". The objective would be to figure out what the heck he is saying, considering that no one understands anything he says.