You Create the Caption #47

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Monday's Winners.....

"Bonds: Mine really tapers off near the top.

A-Rod: That's hilarious, mine has a heavy curve to the left.

Bonds: Classic."

- Loren

"So ... the cream ... the tube is so f***ing big you have to squeeze with both? God damn ..."- Taco Bell Manager

"Alex Rodriguez give Barry Bonds some insight into how narrow Scot Boras' urethra actually is."- Anon

"Barry: "I dont know, thats how Mike Pizza told me to hold *winks at A-Rod*.

A-Rod: "wait...he's ga...ohhh..."

- Gus Johnson for God

Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of Dennis Rodman fanning Jessica Simpson?

Daily Links:

Now this is a Minor League Promotion I Can Get Behind (Sports Biz)
Betting On Sports Isn't the most popular thing right now, but who cares right? Let's win some money! (Vegas Watch)
D Mc Fad Has an Awesome New Tattoo (The Pig Pen)
Terrance Mann is Evil! (Sons of Sam Malone)
Lawrence Frank Is Pretty...Oh So Pretty! (The Sports Hernia)
This Dice K Video is just plain Weird (Red Sox Monster)
ESPN Radio Host arrested for Child Pornography (Post Gazette)

Also be sure to read this post about what Ahman Green and Jason Simmons did for a local Houston woman. Good stuff....take notes Plaxico Burress.

Texans' Green makes downpayment on home for single mom (ESPN)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:28 PM


I had no idea that You Create the Caption is at #46 for 2 days in a row.

TJX said...
Jul 24, 2007, 1:07:00 PM  

"Dennis Rodman shows what he and Jessica Simpson's combined IQ is."

TJX said...
Jul 24, 2007, 1:07:00 PM  

Wait right here while I whip this out.

E Buzz said...
Jul 24, 2007, 1:21:00 PM  

4th grader Jessica Simpson does her best Carmen Electra impersonation during a field trip to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in Times Square.

loren said...
Jul 24, 2007, 1:31:00 PM  

Jessica Simpson is overwhelmed and delighted to meet one of her childhood heroes.

Dennis Rodman has no idea who LeVar Burton is, or why the fuck he would want to read a rainbow, but plays along in hopes of finding out if it really is tuna or chicken.

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2007, 1:33:00 PM  

Jessica: That's how big it's supposed to be? Nick was way off!

Hermano said...
Jul 24, 2007, 1:38:00 PM  

Jessica Simpson at her graduation...from herpes to hepatitis.

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2007, 1:47:00 PM  

Jessica Simpson once again gets confused when Rodman show her a fan.

TJX said...
Jul 24, 2007, 1:51:00 PM  

Nice dress, does it come in a size 30?

Jul 24, 2007, 2:24:00 PM  

Blue dress and a cigar,Rodamn asks if he can visit Jess' oval orifice.

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2007, 2:25:00 PM  

Rodman seen here fanning down Jessica Simpson after revealing to the starlet his dick can spell out her name in bubble letters.

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2007, 4:15:00 PM  

"I do believe you are giving me the vapors, sir."

odessasteps said...
Jul 24, 2007, 4:37:00 PM  

Simpson: Dennis, this is as wide as I can open my mouth.

Rodman: I'll make it fit.

GMoney said...
Jul 24, 2007, 4:42:00 PM  

Dennis Rodman be done with yo flapjack titties.

Ray said...
Jul 24, 2007, 5:53:00 PM  

ESPN is stealing from Rick Reilly again. He was on this story months ago.

Months ago!

Rodman: Tell me, does the carpet match the drapes?
Simpson: I don't know! *Waits to be green slimed*

Andrew said...
Jul 24, 2007, 6:25:00 PM  

Rodman: So then you cut off the fingertips and take out the teeth. And that's what you do when you're done with girls you pick up at the bus station.

Simpson: Wheels on the bus go Round and Round! ROUND AND ROUND! ROOOUND AND ROUND!!

Elvi Patterson said...
Jul 25, 2007, 1:10:00 AM  

Jessica answers the question "Spit or Swallow?

Anonymous said...
Jul 25, 2007, 11:01:00 AM  

At times Jessica Simpson can be smoking hot.

Anonymous said...
Jul 26, 2007, 10:32:00 AM  

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