You Create the Caption #46

Monday, July 23, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners.....

"Stuart Hamilton of Wiltshire was tragically killed at Carnoustie yesterday by golfer John Daly. The athlete, long embroiled in a war against his own internal organs, misinterpreted Hamilton's "I (HEART) JOHN DALY" sign as an offer for heart donorship and split open the young man's rib cage with his bare hands."- Oops Pow Surprise (Wins on creativity alone)

"The man's arm is hiding the slashes he got from the steak knife of John Daly's wife"- Chiguy23

"What this photo doesn't show is the back side of this sign: "He only hits me cuz he cares!"- Kyle

Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of A-Rod and Barry discussing their "grips"?

Daily Links:

It's the Over/Under that everyone should be paying attention to. (Sports Biz)
Bomb Threats are stopping games now? (Richmond Times-Dispatch)
OJ Stars in his own Video Game (The Hater Nation)
Is this the worst time to be a Sports Fan? (Flyers Fieldhouse)
Soccer Team Starts A Brawl....With Cops. (The Pig Pen)
Scott Olsen's Mug Shot is pretty awesome. (Signal to Noise)
Does Eric Wynalda like anything? (Rumors and Rants)
A Minor League Coach is dead after getting hit by a ball (Nyjer Please)
Which Major League Team has the hottest concession worker? (Epic Carnival)
FBI and Sports....a perfect match. (The Huffington Post)

Finally, I was going to post on this, but everyone's already picked it up. The Newest ESPN analyst is shooting off at the mout about Mike Vick.


Bonds: Mine really tapers off near the top.

A-Rod: That's hilarious, mine has a heavy curve to the left.

Bonds: Classic.

loren said...
Jul 23, 2007, 12:30:00 PM  

A-Rod: Yeah my girlfriend likes to hold it down here and uses the fist over fist method

Barry: Yeah well mine likes to hold it up here and overlaps her hands. I think it gives her better control, but she better watch out or she gets it in the eye.

A-Rod: Yeah that would be sweeeeeeeeet.

Jeremy said...
Jul 23, 2007, 12:47:00 PM  

Barry: So if you want to whack your wife, grip it like this.

A-Rod: Thanks. I just went out with another stripper.

Mookie said...
Jul 23, 2007, 12:49:00 PM  

Barroid: "I'm so gonna stroke you with two hands."

A-Rod: "No I'm gonna stroke you with two hands."

Barroid: "How about we both stroke each other with two hands at the same time."

A-Rod: "Oooh you're so cute Barry. I love your Pecs."

Simon said...
Jul 23, 2007, 1:01:00 PM  

Barry and A-Rod reenact a scene from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows.

Mookie said...
Jul 23, 2007, 1:17:00 PM  

BB: Yeah man, I took my wife's poodle and teed it up and just beat the crap out of it. It was great.

ARD: Yeah? Woooooooo, damn.

hollywood wags said...
Jul 23, 2007, 1:43:00 PM  

Seriously, her dick was like, this big...

SteveJeltzFan said...
Jul 23, 2007, 2:16:00 PM  

A-Rod: "My blond stripper friend had a cock so big i couldn't even fit two hands around it."

Barroid: "Two hands, damn that's how big I used to be before steroids."

Simon said...
Jul 23, 2007, 2:16:00 PM  

Barry winces uncomfortably as A-Rod visually describes his night in the Castro District.

iggy said...
Jul 23, 2007, 3:12:00 PM  

A-Rod describes the time he overdosed on viagra.

Mookie said...
Jul 23, 2007, 3:17:00 PM  

So ... the cream ... the tube is so fucking big you have to squeeze with both? God damn ...

TacoBellManager said...
Jul 23, 2007, 3:27:00 PM  

ARod: I like jamming the syringe into my thigh, like this...

Barry: I inject the HGH right into my eyeball, like this...

ARod: I love you.

Hawkeye State said...
Jul 23, 2007, 3:40:00 PM  

We may disagree on how to hold it, but I think we are clear that DVDA is the way to go.

GMoney said...
Jul 23, 2007, 3:42:00 PM  

You always wished you were the "man from Nantucket" too!!

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2007, 3:51:00 PM  

Nuh-uh! I just cut off your hand with my lightsaber, Barry, stop cheating! [turns and yells upstairs] Barry won't play fair, Mom!

McBain said...
Jul 23, 2007, 5:26:00 PM  

Alex Rodriguez give Barry Bonds some insight into how narrow Scot Boras' urethra actually is.

Anonymous said...
Jul 23, 2007, 5:52:00 PM  

"Notice the difference in size in arms, chest, and most noticably, head, between the alleged steriod user and non steriod user."

Dummy said...
Jul 23, 2007, 10:02:00 PM  

"So if Wayne Brady had to choke a bitch, it would look like this?"

"No no no, more like this."

the great bambi said...
Jul 23, 2007, 10:10:00 PM  

Barry and A-Rod share a light moment at the All-Star game as they trade favorite blow job starting positions.

Jul 24, 2007, 9:33:00 AM  

Barry: "I dont know, thats how Mike Pizza told me to hold *winks at A-Rod*.

A-Rod: "wait...he's ga...ohhh..."

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Jul 24, 2007, 10:26:00 AM  

I see your schwartz is as big as mine..

Anonymous said...
Jul 24, 2007, 12:04:00 PM  

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