You Create the Caption #46
Monday, July 23, 2007
(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners.....
"Stuart Hamilton of Wiltshire was tragically killed at Carnoustie yesterday by golfer John Daly. The athlete, long embroiled in a war against his own internal organs, misinterpreted Hamilton's "I (HEART) JOHN DALY" sign as an offer for heart donorship and split open the young man's rib cage with his bare hands."- Oops Pow Surprise (Wins on creativity alone)
"The man's arm is hiding the slashes he got from the steak knife of John Daly's wife"- Chiguy23
"What this photo doesn't show is the back side of this sign: "He only hits me cuz he cares!"- Kyle
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Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of A-Rod and Barry discussing their "grips"?
Daily Links:
It's the Over/Under that everyone should be paying attention to. (Sports Biz)
Bomb Threats are stopping games now? (Richmond Times-Dispatch)
OJ Stars in his own Video Game (The Hater Nation)
Is this the worst time to be a Sports Fan? (Flyers Fieldhouse)
Soccer Team Starts A Brawl....With Cops. (The Pig Pen)
Scott Olsen's Mug Shot is pretty awesome. (Signal to Noise)
Does Eric Wynalda like anything? (Rumors and Rants)
A Minor League Coach is dead after getting hit by a ball (Nyjer Please)
Which Major League Team has the hottest concession worker? (Epic Carnival)
FBI and Sports....a perfect match. (The Huffington Post)
Finally, I was going to post on this, but everyone's already picked it up. The Newest ESPN analyst is shooting off at the mout about Mike Vick.
21 Comments:
A-Rod: Yeah my girlfriend likes to hold it down here and uses the fist over fist method
Barry: Yeah well mine likes to hold it up here and overlaps her hands. I think it gives her better control, but she better watch out or she gets it in the eye.
A-Rod: Yeah that would be sweeeeeeeeet.
Barry: So if you want to whack your wife, grip it like this.
A-Rod: Thanks. I just went out with another stripper.
Barroid: "I'm so gonna stroke you with two hands."
A-Rod: "No I'm gonna stroke you with two hands."
Barroid: "How about we both stroke each other with two hands at the same time."
A-Rod: "Oooh you're so cute Barry. I love your Pecs."
Barry and A-Rod reenact a scene from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows.
BB: Yeah man, I took my wife's poodle and teed it up and just beat the crap out of it. It was great.
ARD: Yeah? Woooooooo, damn.
Seriously, her dick was like, this big...
A-Rod: "My blond stripper friend had a cock so big i couldn't even fit two hands around it."
Barroid: "Two hands, damn that's how big I used to be before steroids."
Barry winces uncomfortably as A-Rod visually describes his night in the Castro District.
A-Rod describes the time he overdosed on viagra.
So ... the cream ... the tube is so fucking big you have to squeeze with both? God damn ...
ARod: I like jamming the syringe into my thigh, like this...
Barry: I inject the HGH right into my eyeball, like this...
ARod: I love you.
We may disagree on how to hold it, but I think we are clear that DVDA is the way to go.
You always wished you were the "man from Nantucket" too!!
Nuh-uh! I just cut off your hand with my lightsaber, Barry, stop cheating! [turns and yells upstairs] Barry won't play fair, Mom!
Alex Rodriguez give Barry Bonds some insight into how narrow Scot Boras' urethra actually is.
"Notice the difference in size in arms, chest, and most noticably, head, between the alleged steriod user and non steriod user."
"So if Wayne Brady had to choke a bitch, it would look like this?"
"No no no, more like this."
Barry and A-Rod share a light moment at the All-Star game as they trade favorite blow job starting positions.
Barry: "I dont know, thats how Mike Pizza told me to hold *winks at A-Rod*.
A-Rod: "wait...he's ga...ohhh..."
I see your schwartz is as big as mine..
Bonds: Mine really tapers off near the top.
A-Rod: That's hilarious, mine has a heavy curve to the left.
Bonds: Classic.