You Create the Caption #49
Thursday, July 26, 2007
(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners.....
"So, the devil will help me with my child support payments if I just keep making this sign?"- mcoale
"Lienart: My baby mama wants money.
Kid Rock: Just smile and flash the sign bro, I'll give you Shawn Kemp's lawyer."- Hermano
"Finally, Heisman and Hepatitis together at last!!!"- G-Money
"KID: Pams cookie was this big....MATT: Wow that beats Paris by a MILE"- JK
"Count with me....One! Two! Two Tools...ahahahah!"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of Ben Roethlisberger getting ready to suck on something during the first day of Steelers' training camp?
Daily Links:
Are African Americans Really Better Athletes? (Pyle of List)
A McNown is Banned from the Playboy Mansion (Nyjer Please)
The Simpsons and Sports (The Feed)
Steve Phillips is not making any new fans. (The Money Shot)
That Rick Vaughn is such a Trend Setter. (The Sports Hernia)
I'm a Sucker for a White Rapper Post. (Red Sox Monster)
Finally, a longtime broadcaster succumbed to cancer yesterday. Bill Flemming was one of the broadcasters I grew up with and AA is sorry to see him go. No one will ever come close to covering the range of events he covered in the Olympics.
17 Comments:
This is what I get for saying African Americans aren't better athletes in front of coach Tomlin.
Hi kids, I'm Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers. As you can see, I suck. But let me take this opportunity to remind you to always wear your helmet, because would you want to end up like me?
Big Ben, upset with being yelled at, prepares to siphon Coach Tomlin's gas as he rides to North Carolina to reunite with hi s estranged father...Coach C
Coach says we've got to practice like champions. I say I've also gotta drink like a champion again -- damn, that's good vodka.
Roethlisberger, ready to take on summer training camp and prove to his detractors that he is fully recovered from his motorcycle accident and accommodating head injuries, prepares to take the field by attempting to drink from Mike Tomlin's Stadium Pal (tm), the personal urinal pack for the guy on the go.
Trying to taste the water like trying to taste the success he had as a rookie, quarterback Ben Roethlisberger finds both to be too elusive.
QB Big Ben Roethlisberger takes a long swig of the essential juices of Natalie Gulbis that he saved just for the Stillers 2007 camp.
Charlie Batch: "You think we should tell him that he's stepping on the hose?"
Trainer: "No, Ben has to figure this out for himself. If we help him too much, his brain will never recover from the trauma. Chrysler windshields hurt, you know."
Ben Roethlisberger has a nauseous reaction after seeing in the hose the remnants of Troy Polamalu using it to wash his hair.
(On a side note, I played against Ben in high school and was at Miami when he was dominating, so all you haters can suck on what Natalie Gulbis has already tasted)
On to the caption:
"That Maurice Clarett was really on to something. You do play better when you've 'got your Goose on.'"
I have to blow what to stay under the legal limit?
This tastes so much better than windshield.
Big Ben got all the way to training camp before he realized he left the hospital without removing his feeding tube after his latest injury.
Another offseason, another picture of Big Ben being fed through a tube.
Man, I bet Brady Quinn catches the shot on the first try.
"JUKE! BOX! HE-ROOOOOOOH!!!"
Bill Flemming was one of the best. RIP.
On with the caption:
Mmm, Rolling Rock. Coach said I could have some beer if I work hard.