Wanna see this bat disappear?

i can't beat hercules.

See Jeet, I tole you I'd be preety wit a weeg on.

OJ used to love when I hit him in the balls like this.

That bat's as big as Ray J's c*ck. Seriously. This isn't a caption. I just want to point that out.

So do these go in your ass tonight or mine?

"This is almost as easy as, well, me!"

I tried hitting andy roddick in the groin like this, but it didn't affect him.

Kim is already in talks with the San Francisco Giants. They need anyone.

Wanna see how I played with the balls in my sex video?

"Like, I know. I can't wait to see what all of Awful Announcing's readers come up with EITHER!"

Hey guys, look! It's the mouth from the Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Kim laughs uncontrollably after she is instructed to grip the "knob".

"Who needs Nomar anyway?"

Wait, who am I again, and why do I matter?

"Let me take a whack at your balls, and I'll throw in the herpes for free."

"Yes, I am totally down to let you hit it like this, hit it like that, and hit it with a wiffle ball bat."

Rafael Palmeiro before the steroids and mustache.

I am really good with balls.

You can see by the red spots on the ball that this is not his first encounter with Kim.

You, too, can have this exact replica of Reggie Bush's package for the low, low price of $19.99!!!

Shouldn't I be facing the other way...?

Kim: "Reggie?"
Reggie: "Yeah baby."
KK: "Did you get the pic I sent you?"
RB: "Yeah. What's that about?"
KK: "I will smash your balls with a bat like that if I ever see you looking at a Saintsation. You hear me? You hear me?!?!"