You Create The Caption #42

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winner.....

EVERYONE! I'm dubbing this the funniest set of captions yet. Be sure to read through them all. Everything from Unit Size, To Tennis References, To Mandy Moore. Great stuff everyone.

Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of TBL's favorite lady...Kim Kardashian playing with Balls? (Via CNNSI's Photo Gallery)

Daily Links:

Ricky Hene is still stealing bases. (The Sports Hernia)
It's Rule Baby! (Red Sox Monster)
Joel Zumala is a great pitcher. (Simon On Sports)
You know football is getting close when Peter King is spewing Nonsense (Fynal Cut)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:05 PM


Wanna see this bat disappear?

Jul 17, 2007, 12:43:00 PM  

i can't beat hercules.

larry burns said...
Jul 17, 2007, 12:45:00 PM  

See Jeet, I tole you I'd be preety wit a weeg on.

Total BS said...
Jul 17, 2007, 12:46:00 PM  

OJ used to love when I hit him in the balls like this.

hollywood wags said...
Jul 17, 2007, 12:48:00 PM  

That bat's as big as Ray J's c*ck. Seriously. This isn't a caption. I just want to point that out.

BOHChris said...
Jul 17, 2007, 12:52:00 PM  

So do these go in your ass tonight or mine?

Jeremy said...
Jul 17, 2007, 12:53:00 PM  

"This is almost as easy as, well, me!"

the great bambi said...
Jul 17, 2007, 12:55:00 PM  

I tried hitting andy roddick in the groin like this, but it didn't affect him.

Mookie said...
Jul 17, 2007, 12:55:00 PM  

Kim is already in talks with the San Francisco Giants. They need anyone.

Mookie said...
Jul 17, 2007, 12:56:00 PM  

Wanna see how I played with the balls in my sex video?

Look What I can Do said...
Jul 17, 2007, 12:59:00 PM  

"Like, I know. I can't wait to see what all of Awful Announcing's readers come up with EITHER!"

Bstone said...
Jul 17, 2007, 1:02:00 PM  

Hey guys, look! It's the mouth from the Rocky Horror Picture Show!

MDT said...
Jul 17, 2007, 1:03:00 PM  

Kim laughs uncontrollably after she is instructed to grip the "knob".

iggy said...
Jul 17, 2007, 1:10:00 PM  

"Who needs Nomar anyway?"

Awful Chief said...
Jul 17, 2007, 1:16:00 PM  

Wait, who am I again, and why do I matter?

Majorly English said...
Jul 17, 2007, 1:35:00 PM  

"Let me take a whack at your balls, and I'll throw in the herpes for free."

Miguel said...
Jul 17, 2007, 1:47:00 PM  

"Yes, I am totally down to let you hit it like this, hit it like that, and hit it with a wiffle ball bat."

Signal to Noise said...
Jul 17, 2007, 2:02:00 PM  

Rafael Palmeiro before the steroids and mustache.

I Heart Poop said...
Jul 17, 2007, 2:24:00 PM  

I am really good with balls.

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2007, 2:43:00 PM  

You can see by the red spots on the ball that this is not his first encounter with Kim.

stinkypinkie said...
Jul 17, 2007, 3:39:00 PM  

You, too, can have this exact replica of Reggie Bush's package for the low, low price of $19.99!!!

GMoney said...
Jul 17, 2007, 3:50:00 PM  

Shouldn't I be facing the other way...?

Smitty Lite said...
Jul 17, 2007, 6:47:00 PM  

Kim: "Reggie?"
Reggie: "Yeah baby."
KK: "Did you get the pic I sent you?"
RB: "Yeah. What's that about?"
KK: "I will smash your balls with a bat like that if I ever see you looking at a Saintsation. You hear me? You hear me?!?!"

Anonymous said...
Jul 17, 2007, 8:37:00 PM  

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