You Create the Caption #45

Friday, July 20, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.....

"TI knew Torre gave me the number 13 cuz I'm black...wait, I'm not black...neither is Jeter. Maybe Sheff was right, uh oh, here comes a ball..."- Hollywood Wags

"A-rod's always got someone else's balls resting on his back or shoulder or chin..."- The Great Bambi

"Unfortunately for A-Rod, one of Chuck Knoblauch's errant throws to first from 1999 is about to complete its eight year journey around the world and back to Yankee Stadium."- Iggy

And in the most thought out Anonymous response ever....combining two Create the Captions into one.....

"NY Post is reporting A-Rods wife is leaving him finally after one of Kim Kardashian's baseballs is found stuck to A-Rods back. DNA tests were inconclusive as to who provided the 'glue' due to the extreme number of donors."- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of a fan showing his love for John Daly at the British Open?

Daily Links:

Peter Gammons' RSN Application (Surviving Grady)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bonds (The Sports Hernia)
It's A Wonderful Game starring Barry Bonds (Super Deluxe)
Uh oh, people are already pissed at Keyshawn (Yahoo)
Hey, an actual Who's Now voter! (The Sporting Orange)
A Blogger broke the Julio Franco story months ago and was called crazy. (Nyjer Please)
Speaking of John Daly.... (The Pig Pen)
Seriously Gruden....You don't need another QB (Signal To Noise)
So who won that draft day trade of Vick for Tomlinson again? (Rumors and Rants)
Marbury and Italy are perfect for each other. (Shoot Your Hopes and Dreams)
NASCAR not a Sport? (We Suck At Sports)

Also, The Palm Beach Post took the time to interview me for this lengthy take on the pros and cons of Sports Blogs. None of my quotes made the thing, but I felt you should check it out anyway.

Blogs offer instant, irreverent analysis of the sports world (Palm Beach Post)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:29 PM


John Daly's wife thinks that sign was planted there.

mlmintampa said...
Jul 20, 2007, 1:01:00 PM  

Stuart Hamilton of Wiltshire was tragically killed at Carnoustie yesterday by golfer John Daly. The athlete, long embroiled in a war against his own internal organs, misinterpreted Hamilton's "I (HEART) JOHN DALY" sign as an offer for heart donorship and split open the young man's rib cage with his bare hands.

Jul 20, 2007, 1:11:00 PM  

we have found the man responsible for the ref scandal.

washeed-neutwon said...
Jul 20, 2007, 1:12:00 PM  

What this photo doesn't show is the back side of this sign: "He only hits me cuz he cares!"

Kyle said...
Jul 20, 2007, 1:15:00 PM  

Little did the man holding up the sign, know that John also loved him a little too much, and ate him.

Mookie said...
Jul 20, 2007, 1:26:00 PM  

Your John Daly, he's, ah, he's quite a big 'un ain't 'e? Quite a big 'un. Know what I mean? Is 'e, ah, long off th' tee? I'll bet 'e is. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Wink wink. Say no more.

iggy said...
Jul 20, 2007, 2:56:00 PM  

I had no idea that a plate of 50 chicken wings could hold up a sign.

GMoney said...
Jul 20, 2007, 3:42:00 PM  

Bloody hell, look at the rack on John! Colin Montgomerie has got nothing on him!

Anonymous said...
Jul 20, 2007, 4:52:00 PM  

Boy holding sign is actually the son of the local Pub owner, where Daly frequents before, after and sometimes during a round at the british open.

Look What I can Do said...
Jul 20, 2007, 4:54:00 PM  

man holding sign is Daly's PED supplier. Don't believe me? He had a I (heart) Chris Benoit sign at a WWE event.

In poor taste said...
Jul 20, 2007, 4:58:00 PM  

The man's arm is hiding the slashes he got from the steak knife of John Daly's wife.

chiguy23 said...
Jul 20, 2007, 7:24:00 PM  

Ok, if he comes over, get the tumblers and cooler. You got the ice right? I feel like getting fucked up. He'll do it man, seriously.

hollywood wags said...
Jul 20, 2007, 8:20:00 PM  

heya--i read the palm beach post, and that sent me to this website, so it did help you out some

Justin said...
Jul 21, 2007, 12:29:00 AM  

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