You Create the Caption #51

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners.....

"Coughlin (upon seeing the picture): Maybe now Eli and Jeremy can get that team chemistry b**s*** going. And hey, how bad can sucking be if Eli picked up pointers from Tara Reid?"- Brady's Love Child

"I didn't know Shockey and Eli double-dated."- Ed.

"I may not be able to catch footballs, but I sure can catch crabs."- G-Money

"Tara Reid has her boob out again!"- Anon (Now that's funny.)

Are you funny enough to create a headline of Adrian Beltre workin' it out?

Daily Links:

Sorry for the lack of "Caption" yesterday, this redesign has taken up all of my time. You may notice some Friends of AA are starting to appear on the right-hand side. Basically all the links were erased in the move and I'm having to go back in and enter them in one by one. If by Friday your link isn't there, hit that pretty little Contact button at the top of the page and let me know. Thanks for your patience.

Also, there are going to be a lot links today because I missed a few days, so be sure to click on them all. Enjoy.

One of the Weirdest Videos I've Ever Seen (The Benchwarmer)
A Written Account of What's Wrong With Cooperstown (I'm Writing Sports)
The Broncos O-Line Days Of Nixing The Media Are Over (Signal To Noise)
Iraq Wins the Asia Cup (SS Reporters)
I Love Me Some Caricature Shirts. Had A Will Clark-Kevin Mitchell One Growing Up. (The Sports Hernia)
SMU is of their Double Secret Probation (Hawg Sports)
A Few Ideas For ESPN (Sons of Sam Malone)
Do Athletes With Disabilities Have an Advantage? (Huff Post)
Let's Go Bear! Let's Go Bear! (Digital Headbutt)
Bud Selig's B-Day! (The Money Shot)
Sadler Suspended for Steroids....Is there a bigger problem with the Red Sox? (Red Sox Monster)
A Vote For No Playoff System in College Football (We Suck At Sports)

Finally, The Onion has launched The Onion News Network which is just down right hilarious. The first video I've come across is a NASCAR "Coach" explaining strategy. "Pushing the pedal down all the way is very important."

NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast' (The Onion)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:53 PM


Whoa, that was one bad burrito.

Mookie said...
Jul 31, 2007, 2:28:00 PM  

Oh, sorry, thought you were Brady Quinn.

hollywood wags said...
Jul 31, 2007, 2:30:00 PM  

Adrian shows a new creative way to scratch your crotch.

Mookie said...
Jul 31, 2007, 2:36:00 PM  

For the first time in his career, Beltre is only shitting on a player, instead of a team.

JK said...
Jul 31, 2007, 3:04:00 PM  

Continuing baseball's long, proud history of hazing, rookie Travis Metcalf finds himself on the business end of a particularly nasty Dutch Three-Bagger.

Jul 31, 2007, 3:09:00 PM  

"Umm, Adrian, I don't think you want 30,000 people watching you shoot steroids into your taint."

GMoney said...
Jul 31, 2007, 4:09:00 PM  

Travis Metcalf is just checking out Beltre's calves, you sickos.

Brady's Love Child said...
Jul 31, 2007, 5:02:00 PM  

1,2,3, kick.

mcoale said...
Jul 31, 2007, 7:33:00 PM  

hey! i'm going to cali this weekend and won't be back until is the website i was talking about where i made extra summer cash. Later! the website is here

Anonymous said...
Jul 31, 2007, 8:53:00 PM  

I fart in your general direction! Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Anonymous said...
Jul 31, 2007, 9:08:00 PM  

Mike Hardgrove forgot his copy of Corky Romano after his resignation and it fell into the wrong hands.

Anonymous said...
Jul 31, 2007, 9:18:00 PM  

That is not how you play Stuck in the Mud

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jul 31, 2007, 10:46:00 PM  

No, Adrian, it's step, shuffle, ball change, then kick! Take it from the top, and don't forget jazz hands this time!

shea_guevara said...
Aug 1, 2007, 10:56:00 AM  

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