You Create the Caption #50
Friday, July 27, 2007
FYI- I'm moving the Friday You Create The Caption to the end of the day, so it's on the top of the page for Friday night and Saturday Morning.
Which leads right into the next question....Why is it up right now? Well I'm heading out a little early today to pregame for The DC Sports Blogging Happy Hour IV (at least I think it's IV). I hope to see all of you there, and if I don't...enjoy your weekend.
Yesterday's Winners.....
"Mmm, Rolling Rock. Coach said I could have some beer if I work hard."- Hollywood Wags
"Coach says we've got to practice like champions. I say I've also gotta drink like a champion again -- damn, that's good vodka."- Signal to Noise
"Charlie Batch: "You think we should tell him that he's stepping on the hose?"
Trainer: "No, Ben has to figure this out for himself. If we help him too much, his brain will never recover from the trauma. Chrysler windshields hurt, you know.""
- The Legend of Vince Tremblay
"Big Ben got all the way to training camp before he realized he left the hospital without removing his feeding tube after his latest injury."- The Great Bambi
Ouch.
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Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of Jeremy Shockey hanging with Tara Reid and a transvestite?
Daily Links:
What's the Price of Success? (We Suck at Sports)
A Neat, New Fantasy Search Engine (Melgea)
Your Super Duper 6 (The Benchwarmer)
What IS on Joey Harrington's IPOD? (The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
Mike Vick Rapping? (The Angry T)
Some Interesting Jason Grimsley News (Lion In Oil)
A Nice Big 10 Preview. Go Blue! (Rumors and Rants)
Matt Leinart has a Movie Career Now? (AZ Sports Hub)
Wait, midget power-lifters??? (Blog of Hilarity)
Paps Is Not A Milano Fan, also insane. (Red Sox Monster)
JCMJ Interviews CNBC's Darren Rovell (Just Call Me Juice)
Finally, the post of the week goes to Larry Brown Sports for this piece on hypocritical Sports Bloggers. I'm with him on this one....if you're doing a National story just go ahead and link the local paper. It'll give an added angle for your post and good blog posts won't get buried on sites like Ballhype.
Sports Blogger Can Be Hypocritical and Lazy (Larry Brown Sports)
Also, this just in.....Here we go....Reebok Stops Sale of Vick's Jersey and refunds retailers. (Sports Biz)
21 Comments:
It's all right, Shockey; everyone knows the camera adds... a pair of balls.
"Goddamnit, I knew I should have brought Eli along to play wingman."
Yeah, I'm ugly, but I compliment women on their new boob jobs. Works like a charm.
Friday night and Saturday morning? Considering my plans for tomorrow - work till 2, then go get a tattoo; I'm so hip it's scary - this post might last at the top of the page until Sunday.
I may not be able to catch footballs, but I sure can catch crabs.
I'm so fucking stoned, can't wait to blumpkin this Tara chick, what a skag.
Dude, this is weird. I just saw Reid's nipples in the bathroom and they reminded me of the greasy pepperoni pizza I had earlier.
How am I going to get these two to Coach Coughlin's house so I can make-out with the brunette?
I didn't know Shockey and Eli double-dated.
booze + drugs + bad hair = a night of chicks with dicks.
is that really the best picture you could put up, its really not that entertaining or funny....
Whether you are a guy who looks like a girl or the one in the white dress, Mantene shampoo always attracts the sluts....er, hottest girls in the club.
I can't wait to show these bitches (and bastard) the real "shocker"! (you need to know what a "shocker is, of course)...and also, ain't my hair prettier than these wannabe pretty hair sluts? There's only one pretty haired slut that knows what the "shocker" is, and that's my alway hurt, dropping passes, and blaming other peoples' ass. These skanks got nothin' on me!
If its good enough for P-Diddy then its good enough for me..and the other guy/chick whatever it is.
Tara Reid has her boob out again!
Two chicks and a dude...it doesn't get much better than this!
I just want a clarification on the rules. The tranny is the one in the Marley shirt, right?
Coughlin (upon seeing the picture): Maybe now Eli and Jeremy can get that team chemistry b**s*** going. And hey, how bad can sucking be if Eli picked up pointers from Tara Reid?
Gosh, I didn't know Jeremy liked Kirstie Alley (tranny to the left).
See, I told you I had nothing against gays.