You Create the Caption #48
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
(Usually) Everyday (usually around noon) I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful (or two) of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners.....
"4th grader Jessica Simpson does her best Carmen Electra impersonation during a field trip to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in Times Square"- Loren
"Jessica: That's how big it's supposed to be? Nick was way off!"- Hermano
"Blue dress and a cigar,Rodamn asks if he can visit Jess' oval orifice."- Anon
"Barry: "Jessica answers the question "Spit or Swallow?">
- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a headline for this photo of deadbeat dad Matt Leinart hangin' with Kid Rock? (Via Extra Mustard)
Daily Links:
Sports Blog Fights Are So The "In" Thing Right Now (Epic Carnival)
Add another new Sports Blog to the mix. Welcome friend. (The Sports Culture)
Can We Just Get Rid of Cycling Entirely? (Rumors and Rants)
Suspended Florida player Ronnie Wilson's Facebook Page! (The Sporting Orange)
If You Own A Fathead....I Feel Sorry For You. No Offesnse. (The Sports Hernia)
Jumping Over Objects Is A Tough Job (Blog of Hilarity)
Also, not since Glenn Davis to the O's has a transaction been this memorable...
The Mottram Brothers have joined forces!
15 Comments:
The boys show which fingers they pick with.
I sure hope that there's a "Who's Now" play-in game.
Lienart: My baby mama wants money.
Kid Rock: Just smile and flash the sign bro, I'll give you Shawn Kemp's lawyer.
"Who's Diseased?" starring penises that have been in Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton
Just a shout out from a couple guys minding their own business. What's it to ya? Get over it.
Finally, Heisman and Hepatitis together at last!!!
Matt Lienart poses with the only person he hasn't sleep with yet, Kid Rock.
"KID: Pams cookie was this big....MATT: Wow that beats Paris by a MILE"
Kid Rock: I finger my bitches likes this.
Matt "The Stallion" Leinhart: This is how many black eyes I want to give that money-grubbing-mother-of-my-child's bitch ass
The boys show the respective IQ of their former/current lovers.
Kid Rock and Matt Leinart show off the length of their johnson rods.
Leinart: I hope the photographer adequately captures the sweetness of this cool Shrek 3 digital watch I got in my Big Kid's Meal.
Kid Rock takes time out to take a picture with Perez Hilton.
Count with me....One! Two! Two Tools...ahahahah!
So, the devil will help me with my child support payments if I just keep making this sign?