Cowturd Is Getting The Sweet Gigs Now That Dan Patrick Is Gone

Thursday, July 12, 2007



Man, when I tell you these things write themselves...I mean they REALLY write themselves. Via some wonderful SbB research comes the tidbit that Colin Cowherd hosted the ESPYs.....The Radio ESPYs.....

"The second annual ESPN1430 Radio ESPY awards were presented last Saturday evening at the William Saroyan Theater in Fresno. The festivities were co-hosted by ESPN's Colin Cowherd and 1430 ESPN Radio's own Paul Swearengin. The awards, sponsored by KFIG-1430 radio, honored the area's top high school, college and pro athletes and teams."
"And the High School Athletic Department of the Year Award Goes to.....Clovis West!"

What a loser....but hey, he probably got to meet Female Athlete of the Year Katie Menton (below). Hey, Shrutebag's single baby, and SB is gonna do what SB's gotta do.


And the ESPY award goes to... (The Sierra Star)
"CO-HOST" COWHERD PROBABLY GOT PAID IN FERTILIZER (Sports By Brooks)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 3:28 PM

5 Comments:

Has anyone noticed how phoney Shrutegag has been lately with all his guests and callers....hmmm not kissing up to the suits are Cowturd? Word is his contract also is coming up cannot imagine the 4 letter company keeping him on.

Anonymous said...
Jul 12, 2007, 4:12:00 PM  

I love it when Cowherd accuses almost every good baseball player of using steroids. Using his same dumbass logic, since he is getting a divorce, I will assume that he beat the shit out of his wife...or vice versa.

GMoney said...
Jul 12, 2007, 5:19:00 PM  

The weird thing about Cowherd is back in 2004, I enjoyed his show. He wasn't an egotistical jerk and the show focused on sports. Now he goes off on pointless tangents, makes himself the story and acts like an all-around ass. He's definitely played a character the last two-or-so years, and that character sucks.

Kyle said...
Jul 12, 2007, 7:23:00 PM  

Maybe the character bled over into real life... he mentioned on Thursday that he and Kim had "grown apart"(his D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final on Friday). But Kyle is right; he's made himself the story a lot more than in the past, just like Patrick. He did say that Dan had been the most gracious to him from day one, afterall....

Bruce said...
Jul 13, 2007, 12:36:00 AM  

Yikes. The Central Valley of California gets no love, but I suppose given Fresno State's antics, it's about what we deserve.

Kevin Hayward said...
Jul 15, 2007, 12:19:00 AM  

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