Create The Caption #157

Friday, February 01, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Thursday's Winners....

"Hey Erin, my eyes are up here!!!"- The Lazer

"Awww, how cute...Did I do that?"- pbrmeasap3000

"The guy on the left looks David Duchovny disguised as a college kid...people will do anything for a chance to sleep with EA."- Noce

"Sorry, but I don't interview guys that wear scarves."- G-Money

"No, I will NOT refer to it as 'Little JoePa'. If you don't stop asking, this interview is over."- JH

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Big Ben and Braylon Edwards hanging at the NFL Players VIP Party?

Daily Links:

Where Are All The LT Haters Now? (Rumors and Rants)
Michael Silver Is A Funny Guy (Construda)
The Worst Guarantees In Super Bowl History (Fan IQ)
The Best Behind The Mic In College Basketball (College Hoops Journal)
JJ Reddick Poetry Theater (Tar Heel Mania)
Ryan Howard In Tights (Bugs and Cranks)
Michael Strahan is a Bloodhound (Strike Zones and End Zones)
The Ryan Parker Collection (Burly Sports)
A Good Interview On Bull Riding (Rand Ball)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:55 PM


Braylon points to Big Ben as he boasts about his great motorcycle skills that he taught to Kellen Winslow.

TJX said...
Feb 1, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

"Who didn't get the memo about dress attire? THIS GUY."

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

No, I'm serious, who is this guy with the fat gut and b!+(4 tits

Unknown said...
Feb 1, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

"Braylon, I wish I had a tall receiver like you [sniffle]."

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

Braylon was teaching Ben how to "Superman that Ho" at the wrong time.

JamesCraven said...
Feb 1, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

coming out of the ladies room -- braylon points to who's panties are hanging out of his suit pocket.

guess why their teeth are so white.

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

Check out the cracker!!!

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

Who the hell is this guy?

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

Braylon thinks to himself, "I look fly, and stylin, and hip... this ass-monkey looks like the UPS guy. Smile for the camera, fat boy."

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

hey braylon! who's brady quinn in love with?
(thanks for pointing)

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 2:52:00 PM  

Ebony and Ivory, go together in perfect harmony....

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

"Are you TALL enough to be my man."

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

i've been playing tiger woods pga tour on x-box for years but i don't recognize this guy.

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 3:15:00 PM  

"I'm tall enough for ya right Ben? Ben???"

BD said...
Feb 1, 2008, 3:37:00 PM  

This guy is not a Michigan Man.

GMoney said...
Feb 1, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

He likes them big!

Feb 1, 2008, 4:25:00 PM  

"He's the DJ, I'm the rapper."

Unknown said...
Feb 1, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

Braylon: This guy said he was gonna take me for a ride on a motorcycle later. A motorcycle!

Photog: Do you have a helmet?

Braylon: Of course, I am a football player. It's back in my locker in Cleveland. Why?

Jon said...
Feb 1, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

*pshew* *pshew* *pshew*

(or however you spell out gunshot sounds from the finger gun)

Unknown said...
Feb 1, 2008, 4:48:00 PM  

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony

The Editor said...
Feb 1, 2008, 4:51:00 PM  

Braylon Colbert's new white friend


Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

Man, I love Derek...wait, who? Ben? Man, they all look alike to me..

Cee said...
Feb 1, 2008, 5:27:00 PM  

Would somebody tell this fat ass that I am not Chris Tucker and I won't get him into Rush Hour 4!

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 5:28:00 PM  

How the heck did this fat, bald guy ever nail Natalie Gulbis?

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 5:53:00 PM  

Braylon-"Heyyyyy, fuck this guy."

hey he is a Brown, thats the ONLY thing Browns and Browns fans think of Steelers.

OR a more real one...

"Alright Ben, your taking the whole Steelers are the monkey the Browns cant get off our backs thing a BIT to far. So get the hell off me."

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 6:43:00 PM  

OK, Braylon, now point to the man who's had 4 concussions!

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 6:45:00 PM  

And watch me pull a Roethlisberger out of my pocket! Ta-daa! Oh, I still have some pieces of his shirt hanging out of my pocket...

JJ said...
Feb 1, 2008, 6:54:00 PM  

"He's not heavy, he's my ... Who am I kidding? LOOK AT HIM!"

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 7:11:00 PM  

You guys are gonna make sure this guy puts on a helmet before he leaves, right?

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 10:02:00 PM  

I gave him herpes.

Gonzo said...
Feb 1, 2008, 11:32:00 PM  

There's no casual Friday in the NFL, Ben.

Anonymous said...
Feb 2, 2008, 12:01:00 AM  

Hey! It's the guy from the King of Queens.

Anonymous said...
Feb 2, 2008, 12:49:00 AM  

LeVar, I loved you in "Roots"

Anonymous said...
Feb 2, 2008, 7:20:00 AM  

Hi, I'm Ben Roethlisberger and this is the new product from BR7 Enterprises, the do-it-yourself well-dressed black man.

Just 49.99 at your local Giant Iggle.

Anonymous said...
Feb 2, 2008, 11:38:00 AM  

One of these things is not like the other...

Anonymous said...
Feb 2, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

His sister? Yeah. I hit that.

Feb 3, 2008, 2:09:00 AM  

This honky has got the biggest man tits I've ever seen, and I share a locker room with Ted Washington.

Man Bear Pig said...
Feb 3, 2008, 3:55:00 AM  

The Pittsburgh-Cleveland rivalry even extends to the golf course where Big Ben may have won the round, but Braylon was best dressed.

Anonymous said...
Feb 3, 2008, 5:27:00 AM  

BE - "I've never beaten this guy"... BR - "That's right, beeyotch, say CHEESE"

Anonymous said...
Feb 4, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

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