Create The Caption #156

Thursday, January 31, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Tuesday's Winners....

"Come on Nantz, put that thing away. Later."- Hollywood Wags

"Constance Fry
Constance Fry
Anytime you call…
Constance would fulfill your needs
Winter, spring, or fall…"- shoebootie (Trading Places....nice.)

"Hey you know, I think I could call my ma while I'm up here. (shouts) Hey maw! Get off the dang roof!"- Anon

"MATT BRAADDY"- Wish Me Well

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Erin Andrews interviewing a PSU fan? (Via RTC Talk)

Daily Links:

Stephen A. Smith Officially Fired From Inquirer (
Aaron Gray Likes Purses (Chicago Bull)
Chad Johnson Goes Public With Trade Demands (Meaningful Collateral)
John Madden Is The King Of The Telestrator Penis! (You Tube)
Sox Fan Freaking Out On American Idol (Red Sox Monster)
Biedrins Likes Hair Products (The Sports Hernia)
Faking Cancer Is Not Cool (Sports by Brooks)
A Nice Take On Gregg Easterbrook (Sports Media Journal)

Sorry for the lack of posts the past few days but I've been battling one hell of a flu bug. The Shaman I saw this morning provided me with some holistic medicines and I'm already starting to feel better. Thanks for bearing with me and my fever.

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:09 PM


We need a caption for this?

ssreporters said...
Jan 31, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Why is she interviewing his dong?

Tbone said...
Jan 31, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

Why yes, Erin, that microphone's size and location is an accurate representation

the great bambi said...
Jan 31, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Hey Erin, my eyes are up here!!!

The Lazer said...
Jan 31, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

Fan: Does Brent Musberger really get naked in front of you?

EA: Yes he does

Nos said...
Jan 31, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

guy in the background is trying to find his Salisbury type picture to show Erin.

Tom said...
Jan 31, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

Is that a sandwich in your pocket?

Tom said...
Jan 31, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Erin- "Why am I pointing the mic down there? Because that's where your brain is, asshat."

Bruce said...
Jan 31, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

We have just been informed that this fan is hiding Joe Paterno in his pants.


Mark said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

God Erin Andrews is hot.

Matt said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

"So, fratboy's dong, how do you feel knowing you'll never get with me?"

=M= said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:10:00 PM  

"bell bottoms are soooo out Erin"

Ray Lewis Eats People said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

The sign should read, " Hey mom, can you see my boner in HD?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:15:00 PM  

"Awww, how cute...Did I do that?"

pbrmeasap3000 said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

"... Like it says on the rollercoaster, guys, you must be THIS long to ride."

aboynamedart said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

I'm just going to hold the mic down here since I'm going let your junk do all the talking tonight.

Ponce said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:43:00 PM  

... and when I unzipped Brent's pants it looked just like this!

TRT said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:45:00 PM  

The guy on the left looks David Duchovny disguised as a college kid...people will do anything for a chance to sleep with EA.

Noce said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:47:00 PM  

Hey Baby. You like nachos? Wanna make out or something?

/Beavis and Butthead

J.J. said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

"Ok now give me a little turn, I need to inspect the backside."

ryan said...
Jan 31, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

Caught without her ten foot pole, Erin made due with what she had handy.

rhino ear said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:00:00 PM  

Is that a Nitny Lion in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Anonymous said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

eat a sandwhich erin

Anonymous said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

Guys, if you pretend to suck on this mic, I'll make sure that you get on tv...come on, you're wild men, come on, you want to do it fellas, I'll show you some titty!

hollywood wags said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

Do you stand up the whole game? That's gotta be uncomfortable after a while.

Gibbon Jockey said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

She can interview my junk, and by "interview" I mean....

Anonymous said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

Does your penis have anything it would like to add?

BG said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:31:00 PM  

Erin says, "You want me to hold like this....and put it in my mouth????"

Zeek said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:33:00 PM  


Erin Andrews is gorgeous!

Brett said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

Must bend over...

Hide raging boner...

Jan 31, 2008, 3:38:00 PM  

Hi Mom, Erin Andrews is in HD

Konck said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:39:00 PM  

Not pictured: 30 bloggers at mid court hoping for some but aren't getting any.

ssreporters said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:40:00 PM  

Sorry, but I don't interview guys that wear scarves.

GMoney said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:56:00 PM  

Erin what are the chances us three guys could have a little fun with you, I mean you did go fishing with some white oger on Wisconsin!

mike said...
Jan 31, 2008, 3:59:00 PM  

Sorry boys, I don't do dorm rooms....anymore.

Anonymous said...
Jan 31, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

"Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow."

Bacon said...
Jan 31, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

Penn State graduate Sting takes a break from WCW to examine the particulars of Erin Andrews' magnificent ass.

goodolbido said...
Jan 31, 2008, 4:10:00 PM  

Erin: So, judging by your matching scarves I would guess you guys are in the Bumma Jamma Gay fraternity.

Mal said...
Jan 31, 2008, 4:11:00 PM  
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Jan 31, 2008, 4:16:00 PM  

Erin: That cock is lamer than Joe Pa.

Jan 31, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

No, I don't want to go for a ride in your TARDIS, Dr. Who.

Chris said...
Jan 31, 2008, 4:23:00 PM  

"Then I'd grasp it like I would a tennis racquet and rock your world..."

*six frat boys simultaneously orgasm*

Paul said...
Jan 31, 2008, 4:29:00 PM  

"We're gonna have to bleep your dong."

Anonymous said...
Jan 31, 2008, 4:35:00 PM  

Big Ten? More like the little four. Care to comment, Sparky?

doneycat said...
Jan 31, 2008, 4:35:00 PM  

How would you like to make $15 dollars...the hard way?

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Jan 31, 2008, 6:22:00 PM  

I'd give you the best 15 seconds of your life!

Anonymous said...
Jan 31, 2008, 6:22:00 PM  

Student: So, uh, you're hot.

Erin: Yeah, who needs a mini wedding dress like that Azteca America chick?

JamesCraven said...
Jan 31, 2008, 6:37:00 PM  

(Guy in gray shirt texting): Yes, mommy.... Ok mommy.... G-d mommy, I'm with my friends, mommy...

I Heart Me said...
Jan 31, 2008, 6:55:00 PM  

Erin loses all jounalistic integrety: "Can you do 'Dick in a Box'?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 31, 2008, 7:11:00 PM  

I would give my middle nut to touch those chesticles

Anonymous said...
Jan 31, 2008, 9:21:00 PM  

Okay, I'm going to turn around and show you my thong wedgie. When I turn back around, youf junk better reach all the way to here or I'm going to talk to the mime a few seats down.

Anonymous said...
Jan 31, 2008, 9:56:00 PM  

Your SCHWARTZ is bigger than mine!

Don said...
Jan 31, 2008, 11:30:00 PM  

"I don't know if you've talked to Steve Lavin lately, but I'm more famous than the Beatles. So if you and your boner will excuse me, I have work to do. The only student I'd make out with is Pat White anyway."

Free Vick said...
Feb 1, 2008, 1:16:00 AM  

"Yeah, Shaq? I mean it's as big as you'd expect, but it only gets like semi - I mean it's at an angle about like this."

Collin said...
Feb 1, 2008, 1:17:00 AM  

My dick has no comment but is will to "speak" to you off the record

Feb 1, 2008, 8:29:00 AM  

"And what's your name little fella?"

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 8:52:00 AM  

"What's with the sign dorks? I'm not a Ho, and you'll NEVER be in me!"

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 8:54:00 AM  

"I pitched this tent all by myself, but I could sure use your help taking it down."

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 8:55:00 AM  

Chris Mottram breaks from his "stalker" persona to text brother Jamie: "DUDE, I'm FIVE FEET from Erin FUCKING Andrews. I can SMELL her! Gagagagagoogoogoo."

Jamie: "Chill out, bro, she puts her bra on one boob at a time, just like the ugly girls."

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 9:01:00 AM  

Ms. Andrews...could you help us with our sign? We're from Penn State and can't spell.

monty40 said...
Feb 1, 2008, 10:18:00 AM  

"Your mouth says no, but your mic says yes."

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 10:20:00 AM  

"We really do have something in common, Erin."

"Yeah, what?"

"You've got legs that won't quit, and I have a masturbation addiction that won't quit."

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 10:28:00 AM  

"What's a camel toe?"

Anonymous said...
Feb 1, 2008, 11:25:00 AM  

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