Create The Caption #149

Monday, January 21, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Friday's Winners....

"I'm crushing your helmet! I'm crushing your helmet!"- MDT (Kids in the Hall...nice)

"OK, Joe and Troy, just to let you guys know ahead of time, the easiest access is through here"- mplant

"I guess at 38, that's the fastest he can "Superman that Ho""- JK

"Do you have a little vicodi…err…captain in you?"- Jaytone

""You're gonna spit lightning and crap out Packers helmets!""- JamesCraven

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jim Nantz and Tom Brady after the Pats win yesterday?

Daily Links:

Does This UNC Fan Say "Go Back To The Ghetto" After MD Wins? (850 the Buzz)
Ryan Howard And A Long Term Deal? (Crashburn Alley)
Who Has The Best Offense In Baseball Now? (I'm Writing Sports)
A MSM Live-Blog Gone Wrong (HHR)
Patriots Fans And Sex (Sports by Brooks)
I Never Knew There Was An SI For Kids Jinx (Going Five Hole)
Who Hates Who In The SEC? (Loser With Socks)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:45 PM


Jim: Tommy, I can't wait, I can't believe we're going to do it.

Tom: I know, Andrea Kremer will be here tonight as well.

ssreporters said...
Jan 21, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

"Honestly Jim, it really is better than holding my son...whatever his name is."

Mez said...
Jan 21, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Jim: I voted for you as sexiest female athlete.

ssreporters said...
Jan 21, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

hey look...they carved a little metal video camera on here!

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Viewers were treated to a touching rendition of "If Loving You Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right," by Jim Nantz after yesterday's AFC Championship Game.

Ennuipundit said...
Jan 21, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

Uh Oh I think Laurence just got a little bit of his wad on the trophy.

ryan said...
Jan 21, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

Maroney: Typical fuckin Boston, I bail Brady's sorry ass out all game yet who's front and center for the trophy presentation? Fuckin Whitey.

the great bambi said...
Jan 21, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

Me and Simms need a third. You down?

tecmo said...
Jan 21, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

It's nice Jim, but isn't a ring more customary. I'm an old-fashioned kind of girl.

Jeff said...
Jan 21, 2008, 2:08:00 PM  

I'm so banging the shit out of this thing tonight.

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Brady: "Well, Nantzyboy, the folks who list in the live threads at want me, on behalf of them, to say "Fuck you, asshole."

JamesCraven said...
Jan 21, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

P.S. - I'm still horny (Billy Madison)

Sam Jones said...
Jan 21, 2008, 2:28:00 PM  

I love you Tom, my heart is so proud of you right now honey. God you are so cute. Look at you. This is heaven Tom, pure heaven. I am so glad for you Tom, this is so wonderful.

Ahh, Tom, I can think of a few ways that you, I and a bag of golf clubs can spend some quality time together.

I will give your balls a good swabbing.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 21, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

Hello friend

The Dish said...
Jan 21, 2008, 2:43:00 PM  

"What's it like winning the award for Luckiest Man in the World for the third year in a row?"

odessasteps said...
Jan 21, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

"I know it's a little late, but when I saw this trophy, I just thought, yeah, I'm getting this for Tom and Bridgette's baby, this is way better than a stupid bassinet..."

Jan 21, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

Tom, don't ignore me, you can't. I have such strong feelings for you and want to spend the rest of my life with you. We can eat at the CBS Experience together, go out on the town and express our love for each other.

Tom, I'm in the process of having Rory Sabbatini kill my wife, just for you, so we can spend time together and nest.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 21, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

It was at this point in time that Tom's teammates realized that he truly was in this only for the spoils; twangs of jealousy and heartbreak snapped in their hearts like broken guitar strings as they watch their quarterback accept trophies and offers for sex on national television.

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

"I present you the Jim Nantz trophy for being super cute"

edent said...
Jan 21, 2008, 3:24:00 PM  

Jim (to self): This Brady fits the bill ... no, no, no. How about 'When it comes to championships, for Brady they come in bunches.' Yeah, I'll go with that one.

doneycat said...
Jan 21, 2008, 3:25:00 PM  

At least I have the satisfaction of knowing, when I blow my load all over this after it's been in my rectum for hours, it won't sue me for child support. And neither will the trophy.

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

"You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine."

Bacon said...
Jan 21, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

Nantz (softly): You know Tom, I'm over in room 203 at the Mariott. You know, if your not doing anything later...

Joe D said...
Jan 21, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

Congrats on impregnating Gisele, Tommy Boy! Who's the next lucky gal? Or can I get in some action too?!!

Tony said...
Jan 21, 2008, 3:46:00 PM  

"I would like to remind you all that next week, the PGA returns to CBS with the Buick Invitational."--Nantz

GMoney said...
Jan 21, 2008, 3:53:00 PM  

Nantz: "Congratualations, Tom, on winning this trophy again! (In a stage whisper): There's a gift receipt taped to the bottom, Macy's will take it back, no questions asked."

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

Jim, really? You're really trying to pass this gift off on me again?

Bdavis said...
Jan 21, 2008, 4:01:00 PM  

Did you see how I dressed that simple rube Simms tonight? That was funny, huh.

Kiss me.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 21, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

just between you and me I'm gonna choke the superbowl game just to piss off Bill Simmons

Shrugz said...
Jan 21, 2008, 4:34:00 PM  

Trade my Lamar Hunt Trophy for your Gisele-approved scarf? Done!

GoodOlBido said...
Jan 21, 2008, 4:45:00 PM  

You see Tom this is what it would be like to hold your own illegitimate child, who you never see and only pay for.

R.Downing said...
Jan 21, 2008, 5:22:00 PM  

So, Tom's Penis... How does it feel to be named Most Outstanding Play-A, Yoooooo?

The Smartest Idiot said...
Jan 21, 2008, 5:27:00 PM  

I'm sorry Mr. Nantz, but I respectfully disagree....wristbands are cool.

I'm kinda going for a "Zack from 'Paradise Hotel'" thing.

Marty said...
Jan 21, 2008, 5:32:00 PM  

"Easy, Nantz, don't make me activate the self-destruct sequence on my Predator arm band."

Bacon said...
Jan 21, 2008, 6:15:00 PM  

Hey Tom, I negotiating a one-game contract with Fox so I can broadcast the Super Bowl...and verbally fellate you to no end.

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 8:14:00 PM  

Jim: How does it feel Tom ?
Tom: Well you work all yea ...
Jim: Im sorry *giggles* You just have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. I don't think we can fight it any longer Thomas. We're meant to be.

Jan 21, 2008, 8:19:00 PM  

Gus would NEVER treat you as well as I do Tommy.


Don't you even suggest it.

Give me a hug, you stud.

Hollywood Wags said...
Jan 21, 2008, 8:41:00 PM  

Tom, can I have my Indigo Girls and KD Lang cds back now?

Let's spoon, you big piece of studly man meat. We'll leave Simms out of it this time.

Hollywood Wags said...
Jan 21, 2008, 8:43:00 PM  

Most Valuable Player - meet the Sportscaster of the Year. Think Gisele would be up for a threesome?

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 9:18:00 PM  

Tom: This trophy, I love it like I should love my child.
Jim: It has your perfectly chisled features, your solid frame, your golden glow.
Tom: Yeah, that good for nothing baby of mine is just a fat lump. It can't possibly be mine.
Jim: I'll take care of him.

hi there mary said...
Jan 21, 2008, 10:42:00 PM  

I miss you Tom. I miss your musk. I think, when this thing with Gisele is done, you and I should get an apartment together.

Anonymous said...
Jan 22, 2008, 12:52:00 AM  

Nantz: We can get together... once in a while, way the hell out in Glendale, but...
Brady: Once in a while? Every four out of the last seven fuckin' years?
Nantz: If you can't fix it, Tom, you gotta stand it.
Brady: For how long?
Nantz: For as long as we can ride it. There ain't no reins on this one.

(a Brokeback Mountain thing)

Dave said...
Jan 22, 2008, 2:01:00 AM  

Nantz: Well, Tom Brady, welcome to manhood. I'll make sure to welcome you properly later.

Brady: Once again, Jim, I'm not quite sure what that means.

DMad said...
Jan 22, 2008, 2:07:00 AM  

"I want to kiss you."

shoebootie said...
Jan 22, 2008, 6:27:00 AM  

"Put the lotion in the basket, Tom."

pm said...
Jan 22, 2008, 8:14:00 AM  

"I wish I could quit you."

pm said...
Jan 22, 2008, 9:20:00 AM  

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