This Alycia Lane Saga Just Gets Weirder, She's Been Offered A Job With The WWE

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Our favorite cop beating anchorwoman is back in the news, and this time it's even weirder than the other 40 times. Vince McMahon has reportedly offered Alycia Lane a job in professional wrestling. Via Media Bistro....

According to Alycia Lane's boyfriend, the troubled ex-television news anchor just got a job offer from the WWE. Yes, the pro wrestling league. Radio host Chris Booker was quoted in the Philadelphia Daily News as saying that Lane was offered an on-camera job at the WWE by Vince McMahon.

Confirmation from the WWE was unavailable... but it's not too surprising. Lane, an news anchor in a large regional market, came to national prominence through two high-profile scandals in a single year. First, the Rich Eisen bikini pictures and then slugging the cop. For Lane (if the offer is true), the choice might just be between working for the WWE and kissing serious news goodbye... or accepting a job in a small Midwest or Southern market.

Something tells us she might just go for the first.
Nice! She should so take him up on the offer because her life's been playing out like a WWE plot line anyway. Hell the script is already written....she sends photos to Triple H, Stephanie McMahon gets pissed and then they fight in a cage match. I'm brilliant I know.

Alycia Lane's New Move... Pro Wrestling? (Media Bistro)

(Thanks to Mark B for the link)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 2:45 PM

12 Comments:

Nothing better then another hot diva that can't wrestle in the WWF, whoops WWE.

Brett said...
Jan 30, 2008, 3:10:00 PM  

no prob AA- figured you and the rest of the readers would get a kick out of this ;)

Mark B said...
Jan 30, 2008, 3:11:00 PM  

I knew he looked familiar. I see him all the time on Vh1's "I Love the (insert decade here) shows. Good luck with the nutjob, Chris. I'd wear a cup and headgear around her if I were him.

Bruce said...
Jan 30, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

Something tells me that she would get into an immediate love story with Mike Adamle.

GMoney said...
Jan 30, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

Adamle was on the job 1 day and screwed up the main eventer's name

Hawkins said...
Jan 30, 2008, 5:03:00 PM  

didn't vince die in a car explosion? or that's right -- that stunt blew up in their face when the wrestler died and mcmahon had to "come back to life" and give a comment. LOL

Anonymous said...
Jan 30, 2008, 5:16:00 PM  

i'm just gonna say it:

the only reason this is interesting is because of how hot this chick is.

Anonymous said...
Jan 30, 2008, 5:50:00 PM  

I dont get the midwest or southern market speculation. Those are the last places a woman who beats cops and tries to steal someone else's husband would be welcome.

Chris Booker gets punched after sex said...
Jan 30, 2008, 6:13:00 PM  

i would shoot so much load in her mouth, it would look like her teeth were melting. You know, treat her like a lady.

Jan 30, 2008, 7:48:00 PM  

as someone who lives in philadelphia and works in the philadelphia media, can i just say i'm about deeply disturbed (and entertained) by the ever going sagas of ms. lane. (and trust me, you guys don't know the half of it!)

Jan 30, 2008, 10:33:00 PM  

show me ONE pic of alycia where she has more than a small b-cup and then i'll be impressed.

Anonymous said...
Jan 30, 2008, 10:39:00 PM  

@chick in the huddle- there's no doubt that what gets reported in situations like this is only the tip of the iceberg.

Bruce said...
Jan 31, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

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