How can you tell she's not American? Easy! Her sign doesn't have a "D" and a fence on it, it doesn't make reference to the MasterCard commercial, and it doesn't spell something out of the initials "ESPN."

Thanks for the reminder lady. I guess I could've looked at the 53 trophy's in my case, but I really needed your sign to jog my memory.

...in bed

Not shown: her date's balls are in a jar at her feet

I told you you should have shaved your pits, listen to me next time.

Its good to see Andy Roddick and his girlfriend could stay in Australia to watch some real tennis played by real tennis players.

Hmm, looks like that Dippin' Dots stand in the upper deck is about to close.

guy-"i wonder if I'm allowed to watch Maria Sharapova's match...."

Much like Costanza ravaged his sundae, Federer will ravage her...in front of her boyfriend

She's putting her sign away because she just saw the two West Virginians in the upper deck with the "I want your babies Roger" sign.

I didn't know Topanga and Cory were still together!

Recycling a sign meant for Clemens, Sally looks to the Jumbotron to see if she can tell which one is Federer.

So that's where my girlfriend went...

Roger is frightened when later that night he receives a threatening letter using those same cut-out letters.

He's a champ and all, but why does he always look like he smelled a wet fart?

Pfffft, Heath Ledger needed sleeping pills. We're doing it the old-fashioned way...watching men's tennis.

Guy: I wish I was Heath Ledger right now.
Girl: I wish he was Heath Ledger so Roger and I could finally be together.

too soon?

Honey? Can I have my sign back?

Dude, why is Quentin Tarantino playing tennis?

"A little makeup goes a long way, "Buttergirl."

Anyone else waiting for the fan to just jump out and stab Roger?

Damn my 11-year-old daughter. All her father had to do was wear that shitty tie to church once.

Go roger who? I'll roger whoever you want me to, babe.

At least she spelled it right

"God, tennis is boring!"

Go Go Gadget Roger

Jealous boyfriend waits for his girl to take a trip to the restroom so he can cover that "A" with a "U".

This Patriots, Yankees, Spurs, Tiger Woods, and Goliath fan shows her support for Roger Federer

"We got our sign in an AP picture because it says You're A chamP"

While Paul was looking at the match, Maria didn't look high wnough to realize that she was on television on the big screen.

Roger: "Hope mom can get through Customs before the finals. At least her sign did. Got to remember to give that girl a fiver for getting it from the airport."

If he blows this match, I have to go all the way back to the hotel to get my Rafa sign