"3rd Quarter coming up on CS" - Jim Nantz

At least that is how I heard it.

S2N likes my gigantic 13 inch cock shoved in his ass.

Why would you accost his donkey like that, anon?

That was a great Simpsons episode. I loved how they labeled all the athletes for the wives who were watching after the Super Bowl who had no clue who they were.

Because I was finished fucking you Ed.

LDT not going to return. He's gotta be hurt. No way NORV! is that stupid.

You had the best, anon, why go for the rest?

Ed, my cock broke your mother in half.

Man, the Chargers are good at tip drills.

Nantz had to slip off his Brady kneepads to make the interception call (loved that he sounded SHOCKED)

Yay, the Patriots screwed up. Now let's watch the Chargers go 3 and out and rip my heart out like so many other teams have.

Was that before or after you split Brady's uprights with it?

I like the T-mobile ringtone during the Sprint halftime show. Good job, Marino, you douche.

What a catch by Chambers! Sweet feet.

What's Belichick's challenge record? So many coaches would have challenged that just because they were ticked off. His has to be ridiculously high.

Here we go. Bolts inside the 10. Gotta get 6 this time.

Here we go. Bolts inside the 10. Gotta get 6 this time.

Phil Simms is obviously still bitter about Jeff Hostettler leading his team to the Super Bowl.

sorry for the double post.

Is this 4 down territory?

Nantz is awesome

Classic Norv Turner football.

Field Goal Norv.

Hey Jim, the next time Tiger backs off a putt, I defy you to ask why he took a personal time out.

wah-wah-wawawawawawa. Chargers Red-Zone offense, I dub thee anticlimactic.

Where is Neal at FB? They havent mentioned him not in the game. They missed him there big time

pm, I prefer to use the "The Price Is Right" music to describe the Bolts. You know. The one they play when the guy loses the Hummer by 100 dollars.

Wind has abated but a placeholder is required? WTF?

@j.j.

LMAO. Perfect.

Both teams burning a TO early. That will cost them

I was going to use the "Oliver is a jinx" music from The Brady Bunch, but that might be too old a reference for a lot of people.

Brady had to take the TO. One of the guys in the bunch wasn't up on the LOS. He was yelling "You're illegal!", but apparently the message didn't get through.

I laughed when Marino's phone went off because it was the T-Mobile ringer. Funny, considering it was on the Sprint Halftime Show set. I think CBS might be sending Dan a little memo about his cell phone choice.

SD taking Cowher to heart. Leave Moss open. He won't beat you. Stupid is as stupid does.

Nice arm tackling SD

F*CK

Kool-Aid is taking begul shitz on the SD defense this drive.

None of this would have happened if some little bastard hadn't shot Steve Foley in the ass!!!

Tom looks very unhappy and Nantz nearly had a heart attack announcing that pick

Why, San Diego, must you keep teasing me? You know you're going to screw it up like every other team! Just do it so I can finish cleaning the house!

It's never a good idea to listen to Cowher when he talks about coaching in playoff games.

It's like getting hooking up advice from Emo Phillips.

This is starting to look a lot like that Giants/49ers NFC championship in 1990 (?) when the Giants couldn't score a touchdown and still won.

Really stupid of Cromartie to run that out. Rivers is completely immobile today and you know NORV! is going to try and throw out of the end zone now. Safety coming in 5,4, 3, 2..

Nantz, choke on it, you goobery douchebag.

Have a beer to cry in in that new CBS restaurant, cockgobbler.

"It's never a good idea to listen to Cowher when he talks about coaching in playoff games.

It's like getting hooking up advice from Emo Phillips."

+1 to hollywood wags!

Simms is a liar. Welker was NOT double covered. The safety was playing zone. He did not move.

Since did this become the Playboy.com online blog? With all that talk with the sexual slang, I thought I was watching "Dennis Miller Live" before someone (Bill Orally?) gave him the potion that made Miller unfunny.

@ ed:

Too true. Simms, for a former QB is really bad at breaking down defenses during telecasts.

Ed, Simms is just covering young Mr. Brady

The Pats D stepped up nicely

Oh, and j.j., the reason Jeff Hosteltter was the quarterback in SB XXV was because Simms was injured earlier in the season. Next time, get your damn facts straight before taking a rip at somebody. Oh, yeah, Simms has the ring to prove it.

Did Nantz say that Scifres "can let fly some big ones?" I wasn't really paying attention.

"He won't to go far to change sides."

I'm sure that played into his decision-making process, Nantzy.

Christ, who is calling the Charger's plays in the red zone, Woody Freakin Hayes?

Ringo Starr. You know how old he is? He's 206 and has performed in four consecutive centuries.

@j.j--

Yes. Yes he did. I almost shat myself laughing.

I know he was injured. But he's sounding awful defensive defending a quarterback who can't get the ball in the end zone.

And one of the reason why some people want Rivers out of there is because he not 100 percent and playing while injured.

Jamescraven - next time you watch the Cromartie interception, watch the Charger safety end up doubling the TE instead of Welker.

An injury isn't Simms' fault. Lying is.

At mad at bats: Marty Schottenheimer's calling those red zone plays!

@j.j.

I meant the crack about Scifres

Oh, snap! That was a helmet-to-helmet crack.

Yeah, Simms. NE goes three-tight (coaches' decision) and the guy responsible for open space is Maroney.

Quintessential Awful Announcing.

Maroney blasted Hart. What a collision. I heard one time that playing in an NFL game is like getting in 5 car accidents in one day.

For more on the injury to Phil Simms that ended his season before Super Bowl XXV:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1990_New_York_Giants_season

Dagger. NORV! now needs 3 more quarters to kick 3 more field goals just to tie.

Where'd thay getv that referee's shirt, Foot Locker?

They should've had Gerry Austin star in that commercial.

Or Ed Hockaloogie.

@jamescraven:

Hochuli is a solid game official; Austin, OTOH, is an incompetent bumbler that makes people question the integrity of the league whenever he's involved in big game.

That's fucking grounding.

Yeah, pm, all in good, but did you see the referee number on the Foot Locker pocket? Same as Mr. Hockaloogie.

And the Oscar for Douchebag in a Melodrama goes toooooo: Philip Rivers!!!

Does anyoen remember Ben Drieth's "He was givin' him the business" line from decades ago?

Tha utter team's kwadderback must go dahwn and he must go dahwn hahd.

Whoooo! Harrison just decked Rivers. Another sputtering, impotent drive by the limpdick SD offense.

A tongue bath like none other, Jim Nantz.

And now we all know why the Cowboys lost. They called THAT play!

The SD defense has collapsed against the run this half. They are getting owned at the LOS and failing to make tackles on the outside.

If the Bolts keep blitzing, they're going to give a big play...

Yea James I remember Drieth. That douche cost New England a Super Bowl in 1977 with a phantom roughing the passer call against the Raiders.

(Yes I am old)

If he caught that, it's an amazing catch.

You have to wonder how much longer Norv will be coaching the Chargers after benching LT. The phone lines will be burning up at Jim Rome's studio manana.

Is that LT2 pulling a TO on the sideline? He's got his visor on still, but he hasn't played since the first series. Is it to hide the tears?

With that time out, Ol' Rupert just jizzed a bit.

This game blows. I hope Packers-Giants is double amazing to make up for this boring crap.

Steven, they paid back with interest in 2002 with the tuck rule call.

Was Stallworth playing by himself for a minute there? That was a really weird first move.

Stalworth with a classic Patriot play from 1970. Catch it, go backwards. Then, go out of bounds.

That could very well be the dagger to the Chargers' hearts.

James,it took 25 years but I'll take it.

Okay, who wants Schottenheimer back in San Diego?

Our old friend, the Pony who now works at ESPN on ABC, Craig James.

Nice move, Nantzyboy!

Hey CBS? How 'bout we get a gander at Brady's QB rating? Surely it would be anomalous and thereby interesting.

"check your local listings" is code for "the game is on Fox, not CBS."

For all you Charger fans the NFL network is showing the making of the Charger cheerleader calender

Now it's getting desperate for CBS for the writers' strike. They have to turn to a snatized version of a Showtime series.

Sterling Sharpe with the pregame stat of the century - average points in a game with 10 degree temp - 34. A tad warmer, but lookey here - 33 points in this game.

And now, one more game to go for the Pats to go 19-0.

Patriots 2007-08**********

That's how they will be remembered by everyone except the douchebags in Boston.

Get your Patriots caps quick! Man.. they got those there fast.

I'll live blog the game happily S2N.

Found a cool video on the 'Superbowl Radio Row', go check it out.

http://www.boston.tv/clips/631741639.html