You should have seen what they wanted us to do with Nutter Butters.

(I won't take credit for it -- from the Jim Rome show)

The league realized it was in trouble when no fans showed up when its two biggest stars faced each other

Amazingly, these outfits were not part of the provided wardrobe for Peyton and Eli but instead what they were wearing when they showed up to the set.

***From yesterday's winners:

"Which one of the buttons on your belt calls your mom to come pick us up- Austen"

That's Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's joke when he messes with all the Star Wars fans dressed in costume at the movie premiere. Classic.***

Peyton then gave himself a priceless pep talk while watching himself on a flat screen TV as he shot a commercial for a new cell phone.

Surprisingly, this event got double the ratings for American Gladiators

Ref: "How do YOU eat an Oreo?"

Peyton: "I twist the Oreo, then lick the middle."

Eli: "I throw the Oreo to somebody in a different-colored jersey and let them eat it."

Gotta suck down all this creme, bro, before our big roller blade race down the Devil's Backbone! (If you don't get the reference to "Airborne," then I pity you).

Amazingly enough, neither one of them choked

Peyton: "Mmm. Tastes like you."
Eli: "Weird. Mine tastes more like Dad."

The highly anticipated DSRL contest was nearly over when Lucas, the douchey kid from "The Wizard" demanded Peyton and Eli give him back his Power Gloves. He then proceeded to beat the crap out of both.

Just came across this. Absolutely fantastic.

http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/01-14-2008/0004735850&EDATE=

Ok, yeah the one on my right!

He's got the bigger forehead!

Look out kid you might get hurt if you get hit with that thing.

Sweet!!! I've been waiting for "Over The Top 2" for YEARS!!!

Off-topic -- before the Mike & Mike roast, all they kept saying was, "Next week, we'll put up an 'edited' video on the site for those who couldn't get tickets." No sign of it yet. Heard anything about it, AA, or could they not "edit" Dana Jacobson & co. out of it and is ESPN going to hope this disappears into the night the way The Vick Divide did?

Cooper Manning would kick both their asses in DSRL. Poor guy, never got a shot.

"This is almost as embarrassing as having Archie Manning as a father"

After the contest Bill Simmons wrote a 10,000 column about how much longer Peyton's tongue is and how much money he wagered on this competition.

Represeting the Panthers and Bills in Oreo Nation!

Fox bans commericals in which the word Beaver is mentioned 3 times. Yet two rubes licking cream gets through. Why are pubes worse than rubes?

"Aren't you Richard Simmons' best friend, Richard Simmons?"

It makes no sense but it's a classic Family Guy quote and I stand by it's relevance.

"I guess the extra week of rest didn't pay off for Peyton Manning as he tired near the second layer and choked the game away (pun intended)"

Archie: "Are you two licking cookies again?!"

Peyton and Eli: "We're not not licking cookies..."

Make sure you stay tuned for our next event: Hostess Cherry Pies!

"Hey 'Matty', lick this!"

I'm the best cookie licker in town. My mom said so.

Awwww, you gotta be f*?!ing kidding me, big brother!
You told me this was an audition to get into muff films... now, as soon as I don't win the Super Bowl, the people in New York will think I'm an even bigger douchebag than they do now!

In more DSRL news, the league is very excited about its two newest celebrity contestants: Jenna Jameson and Peter North!

This is way better than American Gladiators

Ref: No, No Archie this is a licking competition, not a sucking one. I'm afraid you don't qualify.

Lone Guy in the stands watching, just out of frame with an echoed voice: Then how did Eli get in?

And now, another priceless peptalk from Peyton Manning...

Hey there friend. Heard you're bummed out because you've gotten fat from all the oreos you've eaten. Trust me, I've been there. So I'm a gonna help you out. And here's cure all to your problems. Purging. That's right. Throwing up is what champions are made of. Ain't that right little bro?

Eli: Blllaaaaahhhh! Can I wash it down with a Zima, Peyton?

Wait, the one on RIGHT is still in the playoffs? Are you sure its not the guy on the left?

Red Grange....barnstormin' on the Oreo circuit

Peyton: Where's "Matty" now?

Eli: Yeah, he's totally not as good at this as we are!

Peyton: Yeah, he's probably licking a girl now or something!

Eli: Dude, that's gross!

"Introducing the first ever competitive choking contest!"

"Quit gazing into my eyes, I'm not Kenny Chesney dammit!"

hey bro you got some on your chin.

Plenty of good seats still available

Peyton: You, me, staring contest now.

.......

Peyton: Ah, you win, you always do.

Peyton: You, me, staring contest now.

.......

Peyton: Ah, you win, you always do.

The last time we saw a licking of Nabisco product like this is when Dinah Shore and her Wheat Thins were still sponsoring the LPGA.