Create The Caption #147

Thursday, January 17, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners.... (All were hilarious, but I could only pick five....because I'm lazy)

"Loyal Pats fans since February 2002!"- Junker23

"TOM!! TOM!! We named our hamster after you!"- Anon

"DUDE?!?"- Anon

"Who knew Bill Simmons and J-Bug liked comic books?"- Kyle

"Which one of the buttons on your belt calls your mom to come pick us up"- Austen

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of a couple of the Manning Brothers new campaign? (Long overdue)

Daily Links:

The Sporting Blog Has An NBA Writer And His Name Is Shoals (The Sporting Blog)
Fox Bans Go Daddy "Beaver" Ad From Super Bowl (On 205th)
More On Paulus And Mike Patrick (Mister Irrelevant)
The Skins Hire L. Ron Hubbard! (KSK)
Marcellus Wiley And Watermelons (Blog Talk Radio.....listen at the 45 minute mark)
The Case For Vandy Being Unranked (Vegas Watch)
Colts Fans Are Dumb (Rumors and Rants)
Championship Game Quiz Time! (Simon on Sports)
Brady-Moss '08 (All Balls)
A Nice Collection of Red Sox Announcer Outtakes (Red Sox Monster)
Sign This Petition To Bring Tailgating Back to the Super Bowl (Petition Online)
Who's This Years Joakim In CBB? (Storming the Floor)
Tecmo Bowl Upset In Championship Game! (Armchair GM)
Best. Toupee. Ever. (The Sports Hernia)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:44 PM


You should have seen what they wanted us to do with Nutter Butters.

(I won't take credit for it -- from the Jim Rome show)

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

The league realized it was in trouble when no fans showed up when its two biggest stars faced each other

the great bambi said...
Jan 17, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

Amazingly, these outfits were not part of the provided wardrobe for Peyton and Eli but instead what they were wearing when they showed up to the set.

Jan 17, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

***From yesterday's winners:

"Which one of the buttons on your belt calls your mom to come pick us up- Austen"

That's Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's joke when he messes with all the Star Wars fans dressed in costume at the movie premiere. Classic.***

Jan 17, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

Peyton then gave himself a priceless pep talk while watching himself on a flat screen TV as he shot a commercial for a new cell phone.

ssreporters said...
Jan 17, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Surprisingly, this event got double the ratings for American Gladiators

Jan 17, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

Ref: "How do YOU eat an Oreo?"

Peyton: "I twist the Oreo, then lick the middle."

Eli: "I throw the Oreo to somebody in a different-colored jersey and let them eat it."

MDT said...
Jan 17, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

Gotta suck down all this creme, bro, before our big roller blade race down the Devil's Backbone! (If you don't get the reference to "Airborne," then I pity you).

Corn said...
Jan 17, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

Amazingly enough, neither one of them choked

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

Peyton: "Mmm. Tastes like you."
Eli: "Weird. Mine tastes more like Dad."

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

The highly anticipated DSRL contest was nearly over when Lucas, the douchey kid from "The Wizard" demanded Peyton and Eli give him back his Power Gloves. He then proceeded to beat the crap out of both.

Mez said...
Jan 17, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Just came across this. Absolutely fantastic.

Mez said...
Jan 17, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Ok, yeah the one on my right!

He's got the bigger forehead!

Look out kid you might get hurt if you get hit with that thing.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 17, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

Sweet!!! I've been waiting for "Over The Top 2" for YEARS!!!

Jeff said...
Jan 17, 2008, 2:24:00 PM  

Off-topic -- before the Mike & Mike roast, all they kept saying was, "Next week, we'll put up an 'edited' video on the site for those who couldn't get tickets." No sign of it yet. Heard anything about it, AA, or could they not "edit" Dana Jacobson & co. out of it and is ESPN going to hope this disappears into the night the way The Vick Divide did?

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

Cooper Manning would kick both their asses in DSRL. Poor guy, never got a shot.

ryan said...
Jan 17, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

"This is almost as embarrassing as having Archie Manning as a father"

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 2:40:00 PM  

After the contest Bill Simmons wrote a 10,000 column about how much longer Peyton's tongue is and how much money he wagered on this competition.

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

Represeting the Panthers and Bills in Oreo Nation!

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 3:38:00 PM  

Fox bans commericals in which the word Beaver is mentioned 3 times. Yet two rubes licking cream gets through. Why are pubes worse than rubes?

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

"Aren't you Richard Simmons' best friend, Richard Simmons?"

It makes no sense but it's a classic Family Guy quote and I stand by it's relevance.

GMoney said...
Jan 17, 2008, 3:58:00 PM  

"I guess the extra week of rest didn't pay off for Peyton Manning as he tired near the second layer and choked the game away (pun intended)"

browns87fan said...
Jan 17, 2008, 4:19:00 PM  

Archie: "Are you two licking cookies again?!"

Peyton and Eli: "We're not not licking cookies..."

pm said...
Jan 17, 2008, 4:29:00 PM  

Make sure you stay tuned for our next event: Hostess Cherry Pies!

Rick James Bible Owner said...
Jan 17, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

"Hey 'Matty', lick this!"

Comic Relief said...
Jan 17, 2008, 4:51:00 PM  

I'm the best cookie licker in town. My mom said so.

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 5:01:00 PM  

Awwww, you gotta be f*?!ing kidding me, big brother!
You told me this was an audition to get into muff films... now, as soon as I don't win the Super Bowl, the people in New York will think I'm an even bigger douchebag than they do now!

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 5:14:00 PM  

In more DSRL news, the league is very excited about its two newest celebrity contestants: Jenna Jameson and Peter North!

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 5:32:00 PM  

This is way better than American Gladiators

Rhynovirus said...
Jan 17, 2008, 6:21:00 PM  

Ref: No, No Archie this is a licking competition, not a sucking one. I'm afraid you don't qualify.

Lone Guy in the stands watching, just out of frame with an echoed voice: Then how did Eli get in?

jd said...
Jan 17, 2008, 6:42:00 PM  

And now, another priceless peptalk from Peyton Manning...

Hey there friend. Heard you're bummed out because you've gotten fat from all the oreos you've eaten. Trust me, I've been there. So I'm a gonna help you out. And here's cure all to your problems. Purging. That's right. Throwing up is what champions are made of. Ain't that right little bro?

Eli: Blllaaaaahhhh! Can I wash it down with a Zima, Peyton?

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 7:09:00 PM  

Wait, the one on RIGHT is still in the playoffs? Are you sure its not the guy on the left?

Nick said...
Jan 17, 2008, 7:24:00 PM  

Red Grange....barnstormin' on the Oreo circuit

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 9:26:00 PM  

Peyton: Where's "Matty" now?

Eli: Yeah, he's totally not as good at this as we are!

Peyton: Yeah, he's probably licking a girl now or something!

Eli: Dude, that's gross!

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 9:35:00 PM  

"Introducing the first ever competitive choking contest!"

RIshard said...
Jan 17, 2008, 10:28:00 PM  

"Quit gazing into my eyes, I'm not Kenny Chesney dammit!"

Marty said...
Jan 17, 2008, 10:37:00 PM  

hey bro you got some on your chin.

Steve said...
Jan 17, 2008, 11:09:00 PM  

Plenty of good seats still available

hawkins said...
Jan 17, 2008, 11:22:00 PM  

Peyton: You, me, staring contest now.


Peyton: Ah, you win, you always do.

Mugatu said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:00:00 AM  

Peyton: You, me, staring contest now.


Peyton: Ah, you win, you always do.

Mugatu said...
Jan 18, 2008, 1:00:00 AM  

The last time we saw a licking of Nabisco product like this is when Dinah Shore and her Wheat Thins were still sponsoring the LPGA.

Sam Walker said...
Jan 18, 2008, 8:25:00 AM  

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