Is that Trey Wingo in the back?

Jeez, you make one little comment that John Turturro wasn't that good in the Big Lebowski and ...

I asked for Wine and all Jesus could get me is f'n French Vodka.

As she slammed down the sixth bottle of Vodka, Wingo realized it was a mistake to share his Notre Dame bit with Dana.

"And this is how I get myself ready to deal with Skip F'ing Bayless!"

Wingo is smiling because Jacobson was in a similar position with him last night, only it wasn't a bottle of vodka she was holding...

Trey Wingo: "Tonight, will be our night Dana :)"

In a bizarre twist, Jacobson was actually drinking Holy Water.

"Is that a Twinkie in the background???"

Mmm, I am just pretending this is pot roast, mmm, it's GOOD.

"F-ck Notre Dame!"

Dana: House of blues??? I thought this was the house of no rules

wingo ill be doing this to you in the hotel room you man whore!!!!!

"Is that a satanic symbol on Jacobson's necklace???"

THERE IS NO DANA! ONLY ZOOL!!!!

Dana: "This vodka is delicious, but filling!"

Trey: "Oh crap, those roofies were meant for Erin!"

Len is shamed... he frowns in disapproval...

i never thought she'd go for the Kenny G impersonation....nailed it!

Trey Wingo thinking to himself: "Man, she is going to be easy pickin's after this. It's Business Time!"

Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

Pam Ward has really let herself go since finding out she placed 4th in the Pammies this year.

ANYBODY HAVE A BOTTLE OF NACHO CHEESE???

Sweet F&*%ing Christ I love Grey Goose!!

As the unfortunate scene unfolded, Mike Greenberg wondered how hot it would be if Tom Cruise were the one holding that bottle in a similar provacative pose.

... and I will demonstrate my talents in the bedroom using this bottle as a prop.

...and I am STILL more woman than Greenie ever will be...

Wait, THIS isn't the microphone? Funny, this happened in my audition, too!

Wait, if I keep drinking and swearing like this, maybe the boys will FINALLY like me and accept me into their club! All I need is a little flash and I am SO in.

What I REALLY said was: "I can't wait to F-Trey Wingo, to F-Notre Dame alumni, to F-Jesus, to F-Harold Reynolds, to F-Will Leitch..."

Jesus died for THIS?

Dana: I love vodka. Vodka, vodka, vodka. m-m-m-m-m, down in my belly. It really helps sooth the vocal chords when you're ready to get suspended. Anybody got some Red Bull?

That's right Linda Cohn! Suck it bitch!

Alcoholic bottle of choice: $7.50
Wal-Mart brand jewelry, bra, and dress: $20
Trey Wingo knowing he actually has a chance at getting some: Priceless

Hey, where's the "on" switch for my microphone?

This tastes almost as good as Mr. Belvedere.

SKIP BAYLESS IS THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!!!

Trey: i never should have challenged her to see how deep she could first take it.

"Don't you dare judge me. You don't have to get up early every morning and share a set with Bayless, Crawford, and that perky bitch Sage, otherwise, you'd be chugging this too."

Mmmmm -- the leftover sperm from Barbaro.

As the current host of this roast, I'd like to toast... aw, Jesus, f@%k Mike & Mike, I don't even like them anyway.

Hey, Trey, you like this? This is how I treat teenie weenies!

Hey AA, if commenters could vote, I'd give +1 to hsplaybyplayman. That's definately funnier that anything else today.

Trey: "Funny, I like to think of my Jesus as wearing one of those tuxedo t-shirts. You know, so he's formal but he's still cool enough to party with Mike and Mike"

Dana: "Fuck that too, Trey. And don't be interrupting my drink, bitch."

Trey: "Funny, I like to think of my Jesus as wearing one of those tuxedo t-shirts. You know, so he's formal but he's still cool enough to party with Mike and Mike"

Dana: "Fuck that too, Trey. And don't be interrupting my drink, bitch."

Trey: "Funny, I like to think of my Jesus as wearing one of those tuxedo t-shirts. You know, so he's formal but he's still cool enough to party with Mike and Mike"

Dana: "Fuck that too, Trey. And don't be interrupting my drink, bitch."

Suzy, I just wanna kiss you.

This is what I'm going to be doing at the X-Games next week to stay warm.

Dana: "And here's a drink to Rich Eisen. And one to Craig Kilborn. And one to Charlie Steiner. And one to Harold Reynolds. And one to Dan Patrick. And here's one to my drunk butt, cause I'm gonna be outta here, too".

Dana: And now I will drink one shot for every crappy reality show on TV thanks to this writer's strike.

Trey: I've got the next bottle over here.

"Loosen up Trey, baby. You're too tight."

Swigging this bottle of Belvedere is HOT work! Look at me, I'm sweating like a pig!

Let me show you how I got to keep my job!

Girls who swallow live longer

Trey Wingo grins knowingly as he watches Dana attempt to get the taste out of her mouth.

Berman's next so bottoms up!

You guys joke about it now, but inside you know that you would so tap that

"Fat girls give better head because they're hungry." - Trey Wingo

"And now for my Joe Namath impression. Bayless, get your pansy ass up here and be Suzy Kolber!"

The late Foster Brooks was well represented by Dana Jacobsen at the ESPN Christmas Party in 2007.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you. I'm out.

Trey: "Oh, Wingo, you are good. You're totally about to hit that AND Van Pelt's going to owe you $100."

I'm Corby Davidson of the Ticket in Dallas, I would love to share a bottle of Belvidere Vodka with you while we are at Glendale. Nooo, my wife won't find out

Jacobson records her tryout video for Girls Gone Wild.

Phoebe Cates gives a lecture this week at Ridgemont High.

"Not only did Usi soil my chest and sweaterdress, he gifted me with a baby!"

"Fuck. I lost that bet with Salisbury, I'm gonna have to get housed to do THAT!"

DJ thinks to self: "Fucking Jesus Christ, Danaminal, these misogynist pigs are drooling over your lacy black bra. You still got it, babe. Salisbury's getting the high hard one tonight. Hiccup...Hiccup"

why do all the guys keep telling me my boobs will grow if i chug vodka and spread my legs?

hey alycia lane -- you ready to fuck me!!

When he said drink from it he meant the cup not the damn bottle.

Today we salute you, Ms. More Embarrassed Than The People Actually Being Roasted.

I wonder how many people I can offend after this bottle!

I meant what I said. My God is a porcelain one.

"Top this Courtney Love."

Dana: "Fuck Touchdown Jesus!"
Tim Tebow: "No, Fuck you Dana. Fuck you very much"

Alcoholic bottle of choice: $7.50
Wal-Mart brand jewelry, bra, and dress: $20
Trey Wingo knowing he actually has a chance at getting some: Priceless
LOL greatest caption ever.

Trey Wingo - "If only that was Greenie....."

mathies -- are you insane? it's the most predictable caption ever.

Wow! This is a lot more fun than the 12 oz. curls I'm used too.

"Thank you Satan for turning water into Vodka."

Wait til you see where I put the bottle

And tonight, playing the role of Liza Minelli will be ESPN's Dana Jacobsen...

Just like orange juice---it does a woman good!

Well, the suspension is over...Jay joins Greeny and Golic in Arizona...albeit Jay is indoors...while Dana is kept in Bristol.

How ironic, considering Jay Crawford (along with Woody Paige, no longer at ESPN) were sued a while back...unless the lawsuit was either settled or thrown out of court. What was the outcome of that one?

Well Dana, what do you love?

I like the wolverines, steven a smith and of course a good bottle of vodka.