ESPN Commenters Alert Us That Dana Jacobson Has Gone Missing

Monday, January 21, 2008

So Dana Jacobson wasn't on First Take this morning, and obviously the first thing on my mind was that she got suspended. I have no evidence that she was or wasn't but some of the ESPN.com commenters are speculating this as well.....

Mr.Rudecool Post #2: 1:00 pm

Was she on First Take today,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Anyone

Dont eff with Jesus! Oh yeah!

NatecoreUGA Post #3: 1:00 pm

nope...has ESPN come out and said anything about her "outburst"....

bmartin70240 Post #4: 1:00 pm

I didn't see her.

CycleFlip Post #5: 1:10 pm

Maybe she's still hungover.......
Ms. Jacobson did work most of the holiday season as we documented, so she could have a day or two off. If she did say some of the things that are being rumored (F-Notre Dame, F-Touchdown Jesus, F-Jesus) then she should have been suspended (even though she probably should be fired).

If anyone wants to shed some light you know where to find me.

Dana Jacobson (ESPNU Chat)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 4:24 PM

25 Comments:

Maybe instead of a suspension, ESPN took her to the glue factory.

GMoney said...
Jan 21, 2008, 4:55:00 PM  

I know several people who have the day off from work today for MLK day, so...

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 5:02:00 PM  

Anon-

She worked X-Mas day though, so getting MLK day off would be weird. But you have a point.

Brett said...
Jan 21, 2008, 5:25:00 PM  

Rehab?

Bstone said...
Jan 21, 2008, 5:31:00 PM  

Can someone explain why she never wears a skirt and shows any leg?

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 5:34:00 PM  

she's no erin andrews thats for sure

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 5:38:00 PM  

touchdown jesus?

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 5:38:00 PM  

this is the real touchdown jesus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c6gxinpD8Y

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 5:40:00 PM  

gmoney you have prob seen that touchdown jesus right?

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 5:47:00 PM  

Yeah....she works on Christmas Day but has off on MLK and Sage Steele and Jay Crawford are working.

Don't buy it.

Jan 21, 2008, 5:54:00 PM  

you would not think that a show's primary host would be off (holiday or not) on one of the biggest days of the sports calender (day after AFC/NFC title games).

odessasteps said...
Jan 21, 2008, 6:07:00 PM  

I know....call me crazy OS.

Jan 21, 2008, 6:14:00 PM  

What should she be fired for?

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 6:18:00 PM  

Maybe she hugged Harold Reynolds...

Bruce said...
Jan 21, 2008, 6:35:00 PM  

if you should be fired for saying f-notre dame than I would have been homeless now for over 20 years.

Jan 21, 2008, 7:26:00 PM  

She allegedly also said "fuck jesus", which I left out for some reason. That's what I was referring to.

Jan 21, 2008, 8:03:00 PM  

Dana!!! I know you are reading this.. Dana!!! COME HOME!!!

--your shoulders missing that ginormous knoggin.

Love ya.

Anonymous said...
Jan 21, 2008, 8:22:00 PM  

"Can someone explain why she never wears a skirt and shows any leg?"

She has calves the size of large watermelons.

Hollywood Wags said...
Jan 21, 2008, 8:38:00 PM  

No update on the rest of the video? When I was listening to WDFN up here (right around the same time AA made this post, coincidentally), it was rumored that someone was trying to sell the video from the roast (a la those dudes & the 'Kobe wants Bynum traded' video from over the summer).

Rick James BIble Owner said...
Jan 21, 2008, 8:41:00 PM  

//She allegedly also said "fuck jesus", which I left out for some reason. That's what I was referring to.//

Will someone just find this video already?

Paterno Lives! said...
Jan 21, 2008, 9:24:00 PM  

I've been saying 'F-- Touchdown Jesus' for years at my job. Hasn't got me fired. In fact, I think it might have gotten me a promotion.

Jan 21, 2008, 10:01:00 PM  

Maybe she got caught at a gang bang with the 7 dwarfs and goofy?

Id do snow white said...
Jan 22, 2008, 12:49:00 AM  

She does X-games for ESPN, which starts this week so RELAX people, you'll be seeing her cankles again in the the near future.

Anonymous said...
Jan 22, 2008, 10:31:00 AM  

Is it true that there are t-shirts printed out with the words "Got Vodka?" ;o)

michael said...
Jan 22, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  
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hollywood wags said...
Jan 22, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

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