Create The Caption #154
Monday, January 28, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Friday's Winners....
""And this is how I get myself ready to deal with Skip F'ing Bayless!""- Anon
"THERE IS NO DANA! ONLY ZOOL!!!!"- MicroscopicElvis (Ghostbusters....winner)
"Suzy, I just wanna kiss you."- Mal
"F**k you, f**k you, f**k you, you're cool, f**k you. I'm out."- Anon
"Today we salute you, Ms. More Embarrassed Than The People Actually Being Roasted."- Free Vick
And lastly....
"Alcoholic bottle of choice: $7.50
Wal-Mart brand jewelry, bra, and dress: $20
Trey Wingo knowing he actually has a chance at getting some: Priceless"
(hsplaybyplayman)
That's so wrong, but it had to be included. Sorry Dana.
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Brady and Seau preparing for the Super Bowl? 
Daily Links:
ESPN Is Killing A Poker Controversy Because Of A Sponsor (Cake Rocks the Party)
What Is Going On With The Clippers? (Signal To Noise)
Something About A Giants Lineman And Sheep Testicles (Sports by Brooks)
Fan Vids Of The Pats Send Off (Red Sox Monster)
New Sport: Underwater Hockey (The Big Picture)
The Place To Be When In Arizona (For The Love Of Sports)
Which Team Is More Likely To Get In Trouble This Weekend (100% Injury Rate)
Jerry O'Connell As Tom Cruise (Sports Kolache)
49 Comments:
We're totally beating Tony Romo for the league lead in smiles now, right, Junior?
Tom:
Let's face the facts about me and you, a love unspecified. Though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear, the crowd will
always talk and stare.
Junior:
I feel exactly those feelings too, and that's why I keep them inside, cause this bear can't stand the world's distain, and
sometimes it's easier to hide.
Hey Junior- when you're down with this shot, go get me a juicebox
Four Super Bowl rings aren't enough; Tom Brady's career won't be complete until he achieves the impossible and gets a man pregnant too. And who better than Junior?
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Can I borrow your hat bro, my fucking toupee is falling off.
Eskimo KISS!!!
"I love the smell of my dick in the morning."
Can you believe that they bought this hurt ankle bullshit?
O Junior, it was my pleasure saving your career, getting you a ring, and saving you from being whisked away into irrelevance and steroid / HGH controversy.
Thanks for the HGH Junior, I mean you saw me at the NFL combine I looked like a 13 year old stamp collector.
"Oh, we're supposed to be the AMBIGUOUSLY Gay Duo?"
BTW, read that first story in the Daily Links column.
"Pssst ... that hat makes you look gay."
"Junior Seau is so lucky!" -Every man and woman in New England
Oh, so that's why they call you Junior. I'm... sorry to hear that. Hey, it's cool - not all chicks are into the big wang scene.
Mine is, though.
Take it easy this time. I don't want to have to put that walking boot on to explain away my limp again.
This eskimo kissing technique, Gisele loves? I learned it from David the Gnome.
My mind's tellin' me no! But my BODY's tellin' me YES!
Tom: Nice hat.
Junior: Nice stubble
Tom: Strong arms...
Junior: Strong...desire...
*and scene*
Tom: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
Shit, I should have had Junior saying that. Boo this man!
"I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with this mirror."
Seau the Caddy: Looks like this putt breaks to the left.
Brady: That's because you only have one shoe on.
Junior, For the last time, get rid of the hat. I know these things...I'm Tom Brady, bitch.
Tom: Let's pop off down to the pub for a pint.
Junior: Cheerio, old chap! That's a bit of all right.
Football made them rich, but the Hat made them lovers... coming soon, to a theater near you... Bradyback Mountain!
15 years ago, those clothes make them look like 80 year old drunkards - but now they're cool? God I hate rich people.
Seau: I can't believe you went through with it.
Brady: Haha yeah, putting itching powder in Vince Wilfork's jockstrap is the best thing I've ever done.
INVIZIBEL SPAGGETTI NOOODEL
Hey, Junior, when you see Gisele, can we leave out the part about how I really got that ankle injury? She just doesn't understand that I need my "man" time.
And now, another Priceless Pep Talk from Tom Brady ...
Seau: I just wanna go to the top of a mountain and yell it. I love Tom Brady.
Brady: Boop.
"I desperately want to make love to a school boy!"
No tongues.
Tom: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Junior: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at hello...you had me at hello.
What happens in the New England Patriots locker room, stays in the New England Locker room!
Congratulations on becoming a dad! And you got out before the bitch got fat? Man, you're my hero.
remember when Seau was bad ass? No more. Junior Seau, please turn in your man card.
Junior: "I love the smell of your Steson Cologne, Tommy"
Brady: *Sniff Sniff* your breath smells like Giselle's Va-Jay-Jay.
Shut up, just shut up, you had me at hello. You had me at hello.
Tom: I love you, man...
Junior: Yeah...but you're not getting my Bud Light.
Junior: Tom, you dance divinely.
Tom: Why thank you, Junior, I've been taking lessons from Emmitt.
Junior...YOU COMPLETE ME!!!
Whoa Tom, is that a boot on your foot or are you just happy to see me?
Hold me like you did on Naboo...
"I don't care if Aikman does kiss you on the mouth, it ain't happenin' Cap'n."
I'm glad I left Gisele for you cutie....