I will not rest until I see a drunk Dana Jacobsen....

Come to my house on the weekend....RIMSHOT...

What this isn't a roast?

I agree HHR. I need some Dana drunk. I also see Nick Bakay was on hand, what ever happen to that guy.

Ms. Belvedere (Jacobsen) & Mr. Limp-it (Ditka) must've called for a DNS attack (a la The Big Lead) after AA found the vid.

I believe you're mistaken, AA. Dana Jacobson never got drunk. For that matter, the roast never happened. That's because ESPN has no evidence of it. That's the power ESPN has.

In related news, Les Miles just announced his University of Michigan signing day schedule...

I'm still amazed there was a roast for these guys. Who was Ross calling out in the first row there though?

don't these roasts usually air on comedy central??

I want to see the Charlie Weiss section, pile it on Notre Dame a little more

@anon 11:41:

1) Mike & Mike aren't famous or important enough to be roasted on Comedy Central (I don't know if this was a "Friar's Roast" or not - the ones that are on CC).
2) Isn't that Charlie Weis sitting next to Ditka on that couch they got off a West Virginia University student's lawn?

The Friar's club doesn't want anything to do with comedy central's roasts since comedy central wants ratings and they're not doing anyone who's going to become a friar which is what the roasts are for. Besides, the roasts are really bad these days and ESPN jumped on the bandwagon way too late; of course, ESPN won't air this footage.

Jeff Ross is a funny, funny man.

He's usually one of the best comedians on the Comedy Central Roasts... Why the hell was he THERE?

At the bar behind Mike & Mike, it looks like Nick Bakay and in the gray top, the lovely and talented Dana Jacobsen. And if I know my vodkas, the tall, thin translucent bottle on the bar should be Belvedere. Now is where we need that "Blade Runner" technology where we can focus in on other parts of the picture.

first off, how is that couch on the left not broken? or is it broken? thats a strong coach, must be oak or something.

ok, that's my requried cheap shot.

I WANT drunk Dana Jacobsen, I NEED drunk Dana Jacobsen.

but was it found?

Ross and Cousin Sal had a "roast-off" on ESPN Radio in LA last week. Sal had the greatest line ever.

"Jeffrey Ross has had worse luck with pilots than Payne Stewart."

Fantastic.

Is that Charlie Weis sitting next to Ditka?

I'll bet Dana woke up the next morning with a sore asshole and dried jizz on her face.

Salisbury took phone pics of "'Lil Sean" posing with a passed out Jacobsen.