Create The Caption #152
Thursday, January 24, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Thanks for the reminder lady. I guess I could've looked at the 53 trophy's in my case, but I really needed your sign to jog my memory."- H-Town
"Not shown: her date's balls are in a jar at her feet"- Hawkins
"I didn't know Topanga and Cory were still together!"- hsplaybyplayman (Boy Meets World....nice.)
""God, tennis is boring!""- mplant
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Eli and Pops? 
Daily Links:
We'll Always Have Mexico, Tony Dumps Jessica (NY Daily News)
The Cubs Like A Blogger's Photoshopping Skills (Homerun Derby)
Reporter Asks Sharapova About Playboy (Times Online)
ESPN Has Awesome Billboards (Fans Attic)
More On Stephen A's Blog (Simon on Sports)
Worst Tattoo Ever (Fan IQ)
Snow Boarder Won't Get Naked Anymore (Rumors and Rants)
Osi Needs To Pipe Down (Big Blue View)
Woe Is Wade Phillips (Shoot Your Hopes and Dreams)
The College Prankster Strike Again! This Time It's The Big East (DC Sports Bog)
54 Comments:
I like turtles
WTF Eli!? You're supposed to look presentable on media day. Did you grab that shirt out of Belichick closet?
For the last time son, my name is not Indiana and I will not call you Short Round!
You know Eli, I met your mother in the Double Stuff League...good to see you and Peyton getting out there and trying to find that special someone.
Archie: "remember what Vince Lombardi said, `If you lose, you're out of the family'"
"Why am I bundled up like this? I heard it'd be a cold day in Hell when you made the Super Bowl"
Eli's thoughts: "Did you ever know that you're my hero..."
Guess what dad? Now YOU are the biggest dissapointment to play QB in the Manning family!
Son, I'm so glad to know you weren't a waste of my sacred sperm.
Peyton and I think you are a lousy football player, announcer and father
"Haha, Eli, who do I look like? I'm the Crocodile hunter!"
Really, I can come to Thanksgiving dinner now!
Archie: Great game umm what is it again ?
Eli: Its Eli dad !!
Archie: Oh yeaa Eli lol *writes it on hand*
Ron Jaworski looks puzzled as he tries to wrap his head around the phrase "Eli Manning, Superbowl quarterback"
Hey dad, now you can live vicariously through BOTH of your sons
Archie: "Remember me, son? I'm the Ghost of Failures Past."
If you would've had Rifleman hold the ball, then we would've won the game. We didn't quit. YOU QUIT!!!
What Did Matt Leinart do you son of a bitch, WHAT DID **HE** DO?!?!?!
+1 rally monkey spanker
Eli:"hey dad, do you think this is going to drive Cooper deeper into depression?"
Archie: "who the hell is Cooper?"
Eli: So dad, I heard Tiki Barber is playing in the super bowl with me.
Archie: Not!
(laughs and shots all around)
I had a feeling that the new Indiana Jones movie was going to suck. Seeing that these two are involved confirms my suspicion.
Double Stuff Racing League
Good thing we aren't playing the Chargers. That could have been awkward.
I wished for men in jeans. Stupid press pass.
I can't quit you.
Yep Eli, now you can finally sit at the grown-ups table for Thanksgiving
Archie: "I'm Archie Manning, Peyton Manning's father, and you are...?"
Eli: "You had me at hello".
This is the second round of the Double Stuf Racing League. Pops v.s. little Bro.
"You're now officially my favorite mistake, Eli."
"You know, the only reason you were born is because my rubber had a hole in it. But, I'm still proud of you making the "big game. Well, unless you totally embarrass me."
"What?! You're going to Cabo with Peyton instead of coming to my game?!"
"Daddy's talking to me! Daddy's talking to me!)
"Eli's psychotherapist listens intently as Eli confronts his 'Daddy Issues.'"
"Why couldn't it have been you that developed spinal stenosis, boy?" Cooper was going to be special, I tell ya. SPECIAL!!"
"Just tell me if you're gay, Eli. I'll still love you (with fingers crossed behind back)."
AA, we really need some good Tiki bashing since he's not involved in the Super Bowl and neither is NBC, but his team is the year after he left. LOL
NOTHING could be finer!!
Archie: "UNSTOPPABLE!? Haha wait till they hear you pissed your bed until you were 21!"
Look Daddy! You push this lever down and water auto-mo-tat-i-cally cleans the crap hole!
Archie: Isn't it exciting, Peyton being in back to back Super Bowls?
Eli: Uh, dad, I'm the one in the Super Bowl...
Archie: Hmm? Oh ok Allie
Eli: It's Eli...
Archie: I'll send you a postcard!
and Martina Navratilova as Zelig.
"Son, if I had ever thought in my wildest dreams you would ever make the pros, much less the Super Bowl, I would have done something about that underbite."
"Pinky promise, Daddy?"
Eli (with goofy smile): So you finally love me dad!?!?
Archie: *laughs*
Now son, turn those cheeks out a little bit and wipe that grin off if you want the REAL Manning Face
"Look it's Crocodile Dundee damn I love those movies"
"NOW can I sit in the front seat on the way home?"
I like turtles
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Eli and Archie begin to laugh as their inbred synapses slowly being to fire.
"Damnit son, you're old enough to wipe yourself!"
The Undertaker is still undefeated at Wrestlemania.
"I was hoping for a daughter on the third go-round. Close, but no cigar."
"Lookit, daddy, I brushded all my teefs today!"
Next year tell them you'll post the Roger Goodell video on YouTube unless me AND Peyton go to Super Bowl...
Go eat your Oreos son, daddy will handle the grown folks business
Archie: Eli, I hate to say this, but mom said she always liked Peyton best. (Nothing like a little Smothers Brothers humor to get you through the day I always remind myself.)