Create The Caption #152

Thursday, January 24, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Thanks for the reminder lady. I guess I could've looked at the 53 trophy's in my case, but I really needed your sign to jog my memory."- H-Town

"Not shown: her date's balls are in a jar at her feet"- Hawkins

"I didn't know Topanga and Cory were still together!"- hsplaybyplayman (Boy Meets World....nice.)

""God, tennis is boring!""- mplant

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Eli and Pops?

Daily Links:

We'll Always Have Mexico, Tony Dumps Jessica (NY Daily News)
The Cubs Like A Blogger's Photoshopping Skills (Homerun Derby)
Reporter Asks Sharapova About Playboy (Times Online)
ESPN Has Awesome Billboards (Fans Attic)
More On Stephen A's Blog (Simon on Sports)
Worst Tattoo Ever (Fan IQ)
Snow Boarder Won't Get Naked Anymore (Rumors and Rants)
Osi Needs To Pipe Down (Big Blue View)
Woe Is Wade Phillips (Shoot Your Hopes and Dreams)
The College Prankster Strike Again! This Time It's The Big East (DC Sports Bog)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 1:00 PM


Archie: Eli, I hate to say this, but mom said she always liked Peyton best. (Nothing like a little Smothers Brothers humor to get you through the day I always remind myself.)

JamesCraven said...
Jan 24, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

I like turtles

sleeping monkey said...
Jan 24, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

WTF Eli!? You're supposed to look presentable on media day. Did you grab that shirt out of Belichick closet?

Jon said...
Jan 24, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

For the last time son, my name is not Indiana and I will not call you Short Round!

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

You know Eli, I met your mother in the Double Stuff League...good to see you and Peyton getting out there and trying to find that special someone.

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

Archie: "remember what Vince Lombardi said, `If you lose, you're out of the family'"

Hawkins said...
Jan 24, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

"Why am I bundled up like this? I heard it'd be a cold day in Hell when you made the Super Bowl"

the great bambi said...
Jan 24, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

Eli's thoughts: "Did you ever know that you're my hero..."

mizidymizark said...
Jan 24, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Guess what dad? Now YOU are the biggest dissapointment to play QB in the Manning family!

Jan 24, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

Son, I'm so glad to know you weren't a waste of my sacred sperm.

Fred Morlan said...
Jan 24, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Peyton and I think you are a lousy football player, announcer and father

ryan said...
Jan 24, 2008, 2:13:00 PM  

"Haha, Eli, who do I look like? I'm the Crocodile hunter!"

anon said...
Jan 24, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

Really, I can come to Thanksgiving dinner now!

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

Archie: Great game umm what is it again ?
Eli: Its Eli dad !!
Archie: Oh yeaa Eli lol *writes it on hand*

Jan 24, 2008, 2:28:00 PM  

Ron Jaworski looks puzzled as he tries to wrap his head around the phrase "Eli Manning, Superbowl quarterback"

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

Hey dad, now you can live vicariously through BOTH of your sons

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

Archie: "Remember me, son? I'm the Ghost of Failures Past."

hsplaybyplayman said...
Jan 24, 2008, 3:08:00 PM  

If you would've had Rifleman hold the ball, then we would've won the game. We didn't quit. YOU QUIT!!!

What Did Matt Leinart do you son of a bitch, WHAT DID **HE** DO?!?!?!

hollywood wags said...
Jan 24, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

+1 rally monkey spanker

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

Eli:"hey dad, do you think this is going to drive Cooper deeper into depression?"

Archie: "who the hell is Cooper?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

Eli: So dad, I heard Tiki Barber is playing in the super bowl with me.

Archie: Not!
(laughs and shots all around)

mike via chicago said...
Jan 24, 2008, 3:52:00 PM  

I had a feeling that the new Indiana Jones movie was going to suck. Seeing that these two are involved confirms my suspicion.

GMoney said...
Jan 24, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

Double Stuff Racing League

Ray Lewis Eats People said...
Jan 24, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

Good thing we aren't playing the Chargers. That could have been awkward.

ManBearPig said...
Jan 24, 2008, 4:18:00 PM  

I wished for men in jeans. Stupid press pass.

chris.franks said...
Jan 24, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

I can't quit you.

Scranton said...
Jan 24, 2008, 4:56:00 PM  

Yep Eli, now you can finally sit at the grown-ups table for Thanksgiving

TB13 said...
Jan 24, 2008, 5:37:00 PM  

Archie: "I'm Archie Manning, Peyton Manning's father, and you are...?"

Bacon said...
Jan 24, 2008, 6:00:00 PM  

Eli: "You had me at hello".

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 6:06:00 PM  

This is the second round of the Double Stuf Racing League. Pops v.s. little Bro.

Alex said...
Jan 24, 2008, 6:20:00 PM  

"You're now officially my favorite mistake, Eli."

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 7:12:00 PM  

"You know, the only reason you were born is because my rubber had a hole in it. But, I'm still proud of you making the "big game. Well, unless you totally embarrass me."

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 7:13:00 PM  

"What?! You're going to Cabo with Peyton instead of coming to my game?!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 7:14:00 PM  

"Daddy's talking to me! Daddy's talking to me!)

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 7:15:00 PM  

"Eli's psychotherapist listens intently as Eli confronts his 'Daddy Issues.'"

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 7:16:00 PM  

"Why couldn't it have been you that developed spinal stenosis, boy?" Cooper was going to be special, I tell ya. SPECIAL!!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 7:20:00 PM  

"Just tell me if you're gay, Eli. I'll still love you (with fingers crossed behind back)."

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 7:22:00 PM  

AA, we really need some good Tiki bashing since he's not involved in the Super Bowl and neither is NBC, but his team is the year after he left. LOL
NOTHING could be finer!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 7:54:00 PM  

Archie: "UNSTOPPABLE!? Haha wait till they hear you pissed your bed until you were 21!"

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Jan 24, 2008, 8:54:00 PM  

Look Daddy! You push this lever down and water auto-mo-tat-i-cally cleans the crap hole!

I hate Eli said...
Jan 24, 2008, 9:05:00 PM  

Archie: Isn't it exciting, Peyton being in back to back Super Bowls?

Eli: Uh, dad, I'm the one in the Super Bowl...

Archie: Hmm? Oh ok Allie

Eli: It's Eli...

Archie: I'll send you a postcard!

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 9:39:00 PM  

and Martina Navratilova as Zelig.

Chris said...
Jan 24, 2008, 9:52:00 PM  

"Son, if I had ever thought in my wildest dreams you would ever make the pros, much less the Super Bowl, I would have done something about that underbite."

"Pinky promise, Daddy?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 24, 2008, 10:47:00 PM  

Eli (with goofy smile): So you finally love me dad!?!?

Archie: *laughs*

edent said...
Jan 24, 2008, 10:54:00 PM  

Now son, turn those cheeks out a little bit and wipe that grin off if you want the REAL Manning Face

Tony said...
Jan 24, 2008, 11:00:00 PM  

"Look it's Crocodile Dundee damn I love those movies"

Steve said...
Jan 24, 2008, 11:14:00 PM  

"NOW can I sit in the front seat on the way home?"

Mark P said...
Jan 24, 2008, 11:51:00 PM  

I like turtles
I am HANNAH SMITH. A cute white girl with perfect sexy stature.
I am eager for a good man.
All can view my crazy hot photos at by searching "hannah2003". Whether black or white, rich or not. :)

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 5:44:00 AM  

Eli and Archie begin to laugh as their inbred synapses slowly being to fire.

oldskool138 said...
Jan 25, 2008, 7:42:00 AM  

"Damnit son, you're old enough to wipe yourself!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 10:40:00 AM  

The Undertaker is still undefeated at Wrestlemania.

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 10:48:00 AM  

"I was hoping for a daughter on the third go-round. Close, but no cigar."

Anonymous said...
Jan 25, 2008, 11:33:00 AM  

"Lookit, daddy, I brushded all my teefs today!"

mplant said...
Jan 25, 2008, 12:04:00 PM  

Next year tell them you'll post the Roger Goodell video on YouTube unless me AND Peyton go to Super Bowl...

Go eat your Oreos son, daddy will handle the grown folks business

susieSydell said...
Jan 25, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

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