Emmitt Says Knock You Out
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
This clip just bloweds my mind on numerous levels. Sean Salisbury, Emmitt Smith, and Stu Scott are talking how to cover Randy Moss....sounds like a bad joke right? Well just wait for Emmitt at the 1:10 mark....
Okay first of all, how does Sean Salisbury know who LL Cool J is and Emmitt doesn't. Secondly, what in the hell are they doing on that field? They're basically walking in circles and have their backs to the camera the whole time. I even spliced out about 2 minutes of that nonsense as well.
I don't know about you, but I think Moss would go for 340 and 5 TDs if you tried that gameplan.
Labels: Emmitt Smith, Randomness, Rap Music, Sean Salisbury, Stuart Scott
17 Comments:
This is why there shouldn't be two weeks between the championships and the Super Bowl.
Another reason: all these athletes/celebrities that can't do their sponsorships right. All morning long, the hosts have pretty much had to say, "So, do you want to read your little card?" I don't want to hear about Joe Theissman's prostate, thank you.
Hey that looks like Sean Salisbury's actual throwing motion from his playing days!
L Cool JJ, Emmitt? Too many undocumented concussions. Emmitt's amazing: when he's not dancing on reality shows and selling hair coloring and Ortega tacos, he's on TV butchering the English language.
Someone sent an email last week to Jim Rome that said:
Please stop it, Emmitt, you're killing me.
Signed,
The English Language
He didn't get it and threw it away.
I'm thinking that my 7 year old nephew is a lot smarter than Emmitt.
@anon 1:44:
I think Rome got the joke; he happens to have his TV show on ESPN. Keep that in mind, because I don't think he even addressed the Dana Jacobsen thing, not even one smart-ass email.
rick james bible owner:
Good point. He was about the only person that didn't talk about it. The FOX Sports people are still giving her a hard time about it.
Wow, Emmitt is unbelievable.
I believe Emmett is at least a likable person, but good gawd! That has to be the three worst ANALysts on TV.
According to Peter King, Emmitt also said this, about Plexico's guarantee: "His prediction will get him double-coverage."
Emmitt Smiff speak goods English. How is he supposed to know who LL is, he is obviously a big Lawrence Welk fan.
Emmitt is just another person that I constantly yell at the TV about because they get paid to talk, and they can't even do that.
But I hate those mini-field acting things. If you're showing what actually happens in a game, then lets watch some film of it actually happening in a game.
I thought that Emmitt said that Randy Moss won't get double coverage so why in the hell would Plex, just because he said something stupid?
Cosell would have a field day wiff Emmitt.
I mean, does Emmitt know anything about football other than running as fast as he can?
You know what I said about Emmitt vs Teddy Atlas above? Scratch that.
El Cool Jayjay is actually an up-and-coming MySpace rapper, and you'd know that too if you were with it.
Maybe he meant JJ from Good Times....dy-no-mite!
Wow, that was so good, just great. Fucking Emmy for that! ESPN is always searching for new programming opportunities.
Love the idea of grown men pretending to play football just like little kids.
Mike Wilbon just had anudder heart attack watchin that...