"Dude, I don't think that's what he meant by, 'Superman That Ho'"

Tom Brady has many fans including supermodels and superlosers

Loyal Pats fans since February 2002!

Guy on left: "Really? My Patriot belt makes me look fat? Really?!"

The guy on the right redeems the "tickets to my gun show" while his junk tries to escape from its Underoos package.

[Ambiguously Gay Duo joke goes here.]

So now it's nasty to shit on chicks?! Sheesh, what an uptight world we live in. Right on, Osi.

two men try to keep their identities hidden after Brady was forced to take a restraining order out on them after last week's shenanigans

TOM!! TOM!! We named our hamster after you!

Superhero #1: "Hey, did you hear that the Patriots were playing today?"

Superhero #2: "Who are the Patriots?"

"Yeah, I do think that the cumberbunds really tie the outfit together."

"Wherever there are doubters, you will find us"
"Wherever there is a '72 Dolphin, we'll be there"
"Wherever disrespect is threatened, you will find: THE TWO SUPATRIOTS!"

Three cheers for shrinkage!!!

This is what happens when you get the recessive traits from Brady's man seed.

Somewhere, Rosie O'Donnell is taking a pregnancy test.

Im wearing my NFL official patriot douche bag!!!!!

DUDE?!?

Seriously, I think the socks need to be stuffed down the front, not the back.

Bill Simmons and his old man were stoked for the start of the playoff game.

What has two thumbs and a sock in his cro...wait a minute! MY THUMBS!!!!

Which one is Ben Stiller, and which one is Mary's retarded brother?

Whoever said that Pats fans are bandwagoners need only look at these two fucktards.

Reason 892 these guys are still virgins.

....and the NEWWWWWWWW World White Man's Overbite Wrestling Champion is....

these asshats are why all us sane Pats fans look like douchebags.

Dude, I am not sure about that outfit.

I'm sorry to inform you, but these two young boys were murdered today by Don Shula.

You know that the state of tag team wrestling has declined when these two are champions.

is it just me or does the guy on the left look like he has a camel toe?

Who knew Bill Simmons and J-Bug liked comic books?

"Aw man! Now, I'm gonna have a skid mark in my Super Man Pull Ups!"

Despite growing up in Kansas, Ace and Gary are now on the Patriots bandwagon.

Our team may be winners, but that doesn't mean we can't look like losers!

It's Fudgeman and Throbbin, saving the world from deviant behavior.

"Dude, we're *totally* gonna get invited into the Justice League now!"

Once I saw there were 34 posts already, I knew someone had to have already taken the "bill simmons and x" joke.

"Which one of the buttons on your belt calls your mom to come pick us up"

Maybe if we dress like this we can bone half the 426 supermodels Tom dominated last week...At the same time!

Learn to tawk, you chowdahead. It's pronounced "cawdpiece."

There's absolutely nothing "ambiguous" about those outfits.

Look friend of friends, Wes Welker dropped a pass. We better make sure he gets a good tongue lashing in the locker room.

All those people who've said Pats fans are annoying are probably feeling pretty sorry right about now

warning to Patriots scout team players...if you tackle Tom Brady this is how you spend your Sunday

Who has two fists, and wants to have anal sex with Tom Brady? This Guy

Douche #1 - "hey, i think that ballboy is looking at us."

Lance Berkman - "i knew it would work!"

They are taking on evil, come what may,
They're fighting all crime to save the day,
They're extremely close in an ambiguous way,
They're ambiguously gay!
They're ambiguously gay!

Bill Belichick's Sons!!!

Shh! Do you hear that, Steve? That sounds like a CB in trouble! SUPATRIOTS, AWAY!

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck thought that their disguises would allow them to watch the Pats game in peace. However, they're cover was quickly blown when fans began yelling; "Look at those two douche-bags."

Sadly, the government's first attempt at building Sentinals failed miserably (X-men reference).

Decepticons or Transformers?

I say Doucheicons!