Create The Caption #146

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Monday's Winners....

"I thought Ryan Leaf wore number 16"- J.J.

"If I keep standing like this, maybe Mack Brown will give me an assistant coaching job after I'm run out of the league."- Pete

"At least I've already had a better career than Sean Salisbury"- Ryan

""Wait for it.... waaaiiittt for iiiitt... and.... Nadjeh Davenport! Someone get me a clothes basket, quick!""- Anon

"Phil and LT are getting ready for 2 Chargers 1 Cup..."- Justin (Ewwwwww)

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of a couple of Pats Fans at last Saturday's game against Jacksonville? (Sorry I had to do it. If there's not a Saturday TV Funhouse reference or two, I'm going to be upset)

Daily Links:

Usi Might Have A Little Davenport In Him (Media Takeout)
T.O. And That Hot Reporter (Uwe Sportsblog)
Another Great Interview With Gus Johnson (Sportable)
The Skins Hire L. Ron Hubbard! (KSK)
The NHL Needs Dave Coulier! (Going Five Hole)
The Case For Vandy Being Unranked (Vegas Watch)
Zubaz Are Back! (Sports Hernia)
Jason Garrett Could Be The Next Big Flop (We Suck At Sports)
Let's Start That SuperBowl Hype (Legend of Cecilio Guante)
Playoff Championship Game Weather And You (Ladies...)
A Review Of The Book Tarnished Heismann (Money Players)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:41 PM


"Dude, I don't think that's what he meant by, 'Superman That Ho'"

The Ambiguously Gay Duo said...
Jan 16, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Tom Brady has many fans including supermodels and superlosers

Hawkins said...
Jan 16, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

Loyal Pats fans since February 2002!

Junker23 said...
Jan 16, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

Guy on left: "Really? My Patriot belt makes me look fat? Really?!"

The guy on the right redeems the "tickets to my gun show" while his junk tries to escape from its Underoos package.

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

[Ambiguously Gay Duo joke goes here.]

Jan 16, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

So now it's nasty to shit on chicks?! Sheesh, what an uptight world we live in. Right on, Osi.

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

two men try to keep their identities hidden after Brady was forced to take a restraining order out on them after last week's shenanigans

the great bambi said...
Jan 16, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

TOM!! TOM!! We named our hamster after you!

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

Superhero #1: "Hey, did you hear that the Patriots were playing today?"

Superhero #2: "Who are the Patriots?"

Tim said...
Jan 16, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

"Yeah, I do think that the cumberbunds really tie the outfit together."

Jan 16, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

"Wherever there are doubters, you will find us"
"Wherever there is a '72 Dolphin, we'll be there"
"Wherever disrespect is threatened, you will find: THE TWO SUPATRIOTS!"

the great bambi said...
Jan 16, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

Three cheers for shrinkage!!!

Nate said...
Jan 16, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

This is what happens when you get the recessive traits from Brady's man seed.

Corn said...
Jan 16, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

Somewhere, Rosie O'Donnell is taking a pregnancy test.

MDT said...
Jan 16, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

Im wearing my NFL official patriot douche bag!!!!!

Matt said...
Jan 16, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

Seriously, I think the socks need to be stuffed down the front, not the back.

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2008, 2:28:00 PM  

Bill Simmons and his old man were stoked for the start of the playoff game.

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

What has two thumbs and a sock in his cro...wait a minute! MY THUMBS!!!!

Jeff said...
Jan 16, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

Which one is Ben Stiller, and which one is Mary's retarded brother?

J.J. said...
Jan 16, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Whoever said that Pats fans are bandwagoners need only look at these two fucktards.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 16, 2008, 2:59:00 PM  

Reason 892 these guys are still virgins.

lackey13 said...
Jan 16, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

....and the NEWWWWWWWW World White Man's Overbite Wrestling Champion is....

The Ambiguously Gay Trio said...
Jan 16, 2008, 3:10:00 PM  

these asshats are why all us sane Pats fans look like douchebags.

Steve said...
Jan 16, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

Dude, I am not sure about that outfit.

joaquin said...
Jan 16, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

I'm sorry to inform you, but these two young boys were murdered today by Don Shula.

ryan said...
Jan 16, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

You know that the state of tag team wrestling has declined when these two are champions.

GMoney said...
Jan 16, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

is it just me or does the guy on the left look like he has a camel toe?

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

Who knew Bill Simmons and J-Bug liked comic books?

Kyle said...
Jan 16, 2008, 3:51:00 PM  

"Aw man! Now, I'm gonna have a skid mark in my Super Man Pull Ups!"

Comic Relief said...
Jan 16, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

Despite growing up in Kansas, Ace and Gary are now on the Patriots bandwagon.

Pete said...
Jan 16, 2008, 4:08:00 PM  

Our team may be winners, but that doesn't mean we can't look like losers!

schnu said...
Jan 16, 2008, 5:07:00 PM  

It's Fudgeman and Throbbin, saving the world from deviant behavior.

Papasmirk said...
Jan 16, 2008, 6:12:00 PM  

"Dude, we're *totally* gonna get invited into the Justice League now!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2008, 6:25:00 PM  

Once I saw there were 34 posts already, I knew someone had to have already taken the "bill simmons and x" joke.

odessasteps said...
Jan 16, 2008, 6:37:00 PM  

"Which one of the buttons on your belt calls your mom to come pick us up"

Austen said...
Jan 16, 2008, 7:37:00 PM  

Maybe if we dress like this we can bone half the 426 supermodels Tom dominated last week...At the same time!

gay duo said...
Jan 16, 2008, 7:38:00 PM  

Learn to tawk, you chowdahead. It's pronounced "cawdpiece."

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2008, 7:38:00 PM  

There's absolutely nothing "ambiguous" about those outfits.

JJ said...
Jan 16, 2008, 7:48:00 PM  

Look friend of friends, Wes Welker dropped a pass. We better make sure he gets a good tongue lashing in the locker room.

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2008, 8:25:00 PM  

All those people who've said Pats fans are annoying are probably feeling pretty sorry right about now

Anonymous said...
Jan 16, 2008, 8:40:00 PM  

warning to Patriots scout team players...if you tackle Tom Brady this is how you spend your Sunday

Matt said...
Jan 16, 2008, 10:27:00 PM  

Who has two fists, and wants to have anal sex with Tom Brady? This Guy

ryan said...
Jan 16, 2008, 10:29:00 PM  

Douche #1 - "hey, i think that ballboy is looking at us."

Lance Berkman - "i knew it would work!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 17, 2008, 12:29:00 AM  

They are taking on evil, come what may,
They're fighting all crime to save the day,
They're extremely close in an ambiguous way,
They're ambiguously gay!
They're ambiguously gay!

Bill Belichick's Sons!!!

Mez said...
Jan 17, 2008, 12:49:00 AM  

Shh! Do you hear that, Steve? That sounds like a CB in trouble! SUPATRIOTS, AWAY!

Gepetto said...
Jan 17, 2008, 8:42:00 AM  

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck thought that their disguises would allow them to watch the Pats game in peace. However, they're cover was quickly blown when fans began yelling; "Look at those two douche-bags."

Austen said...
Jan 17, 2008, 9:49:00 AM  

Sadly, the government's first attempt at building Sentinals failed miserably (X-men reference).

Tom said...
Jan 17, 2008, 9:54:00 AM  

Decepticons or Transformers?

I say Doucheicons!

tom said...
Jan 17, 2008, 9:54:00 AM  

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