Create The Caption #145

Monday, January 14, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Wednesday's Winners....

"Hey baby, how 'bout we go back my den and share a salmon and a tall glass of river water?"- Anon

"Come on, you need to change -- we're late for the Furry Convention."- Columbia25

"Its the sexual harassment...Timberwolf..."- Matt

"Here we are with starting Center Teen what's up with you and Boof?"- Zach

Stacy Paetz:"You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
Bear:"Well Stacy, funny thing is, my back is actually located on my cock."
(lackey 13....Superbad quotes will get you everywhere)

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of trash-talker extraordinare Philip Rivers watching the end of yesterday's game on the sidelines?

Daily Links:

Romo Foreshadowed This Jessica Simpson Thing Back in 2004 (Ty Sports)
Bill Romanowski Has His Own Internet Show (
A Nice New York Times Rant (Ghosts of Wayne Fontes)
A Trip To The House Hank Gathers Built (The Love of Sports)
Hockey Fans Know How To Taunt (Fan IQ)
Lebron Likes To Drive Fast (Le Cavs)
Terry Bradshaw's Daughter Is Gorgeous (On 205th)
Bryant Gumbel And The Shiat Injury (The Big Lead)
No More College Hoops 2K9 (Kotaku)
The Manning Bros Need A New Agent (KSK)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:47 AM


Would you shut up Phil? You one won game of beer pong out of 10 and you're STILL bragging about it....

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 12:37:00 PM  

Would you shut up Phil? You won one game of beer pong out of 10 and you're STILL bragging about it....

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

Man, my knee hurts so bad I can barely squat and put pressure on it with my hand.

AJ said...
Jan 14, 2008, 12:50:00 PM  

I thought Ryan Leaf wore number 16

J.J. said...
Jan 14, 2008, 12:52:00 PM  

Watch this, I'm such a badass I can shit on my own team and they'll love me for it.

hawkins said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

Damn, I can't decide which knee it will be that I pretend to hurt so Volek can win us this game.

Steve said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

I'm telling you, there is another fan making fun of me across the field, I know it! As soon as this game is over I'm gonna run straight over there and be a giant chotchbag to him too!

Mez said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Rivers: Hey guys, Manning's choke job looks worse if you hunch over like this.

oldskool138 said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

Rivers is simply stretching and preparing for what New England is gonna do to his ass next week.

Telecomedian said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

"C'mon LaDanian, push a little more, a little more....JACKPOT"

Jan 14, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

If I keep standing like this, maybe Mack Brown will give me an assistant coaching job after I'm run out of the league.

Pete said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Rivers assumes the position as Norv prepares to kiss his ass.

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

Is that Jessica Simpson over there? I can't tell, but I like her.

No, it's just Jeff Saturday.

hollywood wags said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

I'm ready, Satan, for whatever it takes to beat a Manning.

Jan 14, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

If I get low enough maybe Norv won't see me and think I'm the one coming up big in crunch time instead of Billy Volek.

R.Downing said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:57:00 PM  

nothing beats KSK's take with the photo

"That's it. Time to pull out the sideline eyes. You and me, Colts. Staredown city. You ready for the laserface? Here comes the laserface! No time to back down. Aaaaaaaaaaaand GO!"

the great bambi said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

I really hope Jay Cutler didn't see me get pulled.

ryan said...
Jan 14, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

"ya put your right foot in, ya put your right foot out..."

the great bambi said...
Jan 14, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

Rivers "comes out." Asks entire team to pull a "train" on him.

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 2:04:00 PM  

"They think I'm bad, wait till they see how bad Eli chokes tonight, O wait..."

ryan said...
Jan 14, 2008, 2:05:00 PM  

"At least I've already had a better career than Sean Salisbury"

ryan said...
Jan 14, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

Maybe Eli is better than me, maybe Len Pasquarelli was right....nah.

R.Downing said...
Jan 14, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

"What checkered shirt should I wear for my press conference?"

jerry said...
Jan 14, 2008, 2:21:00 PM  

Rivers is anticipating the Pats game and getting hit from behind by Randall Gay.

Columbia25 said...
Jan 14, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

Mr. Rivers prepares to squeeze out a Cleveland steamer which he will then fling at that mouthy bastard in the third row...

White Hammer said...
Jan 14, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

Indy fans, I fart in your general direction!

Tom said...
Jan 14, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

Maybe I won't be able to see the NORV face from down here!

Zach said...
Jan 14, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

I hope this unintentionally homoerotic position I am in will distract everyone from how terribly I'm going to play next week.

R.Downing said...
Jan 14, 2008, 3:22:00 PM  

Let's play a game called "Touch Your Knees If You Got Hurt Eventhough No One Touched You"

GMoney said...
Jan 14, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

Phillip Rivers is a douchebag.

Jan 14, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 4:22:00 PM  

"My knee is fine, I just have to take a huge dump"

lackey13 said...
Jan 14, 2008, 5:20:00 PM  

"Wait for it.... waaaiiittt for iiiitt... and.... Nadjeh Davenport! Someone get me a clothes basket, quick!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 5:39:00 PM  

"Yep, Dana Jacobson just threw up again"

jtflannery13 said...
Jan 14, 2008, 5:44:00 PM  

On the sidelines, Rivers finally relieves the internal pressure of his huge ego by removing his thumb from his anus.
However, his face continues to be puckered.

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 5:45:00 PM  

"I love Red Rover! I just know the other team will want to send me over!!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 6:03:00 PM  

"Man I hope Jamal Williams will use lube this time"

Jan 14, 2008, 6:12:00 PM  

Everyone with dignity and class, stand up straight.

doneycat said...
Jan 14, 2008, 6:29:00 PM  

"Be gentle with me, Antonio."

Anonymous said...
Jan 14, 2008, 7:07:00 PM  

PA announcer: "if you are not a douchebag, please stand up"

woodsheder said...
Jan 14, 2008, 7:13:00 PM  

You call that number 2? THIS IS A NUMBER 2!

Anonymous said...
Jan 15, 2008, 12:40:00 AM  

C'mon, Phil, man, remember... Don't touch the ball if it bounces this way. Don't touch the ball if it bounces this way.

Anonymous said...
Jan 15, 2008, 1:52:00 AM  

Phil and LT are getting ready for 2 Chargers 1 Cup...

Justin said...
Jan 15, 2008, 8:53:00 AM  

If I get eye level with Bob Sanders, then I can REALLY tell him what a bitch he is.

Corn said...
Jan 15, 2008, 10:32:00 AM  

"Looks like we're going to win this game. What am I going to say next game? Donte Ballsworth? No. Tom Gaydy? Eh, close. Ooh! Junior Gayeau! Nailed it..."

Nate said...
Jan 15, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

Rectum? We'll probably kill him.

zander said...
Jan 15, 2008, 4:13:00 PM  

Actually, Rivers left the game because of a sh*t injury.

ssreporters said...
Jan 16, 2008, 10:23:00 AM  

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