Create The Caption #144

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Christ, Britney, get it together..."- =M=

"Tebow approves of your jorts."- Anon

"What's more of a stretch, OSU's chances of beating an SEC team, or this guy's nuts?"- stalkingerinandrews

"I wish this Jeep had a sunroof, cause I wanna stick my BALLS in it!"- Sri Money
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Pacers' Sideline Reporter Stacy Paetz and her new friend? (Ed note: Sorry if this one is boring...it was all I could find.)


Daily Links:

Oh No! American Gladiators Could Be Rigged (You Tube)
A Plan To Make Who's Now Interesting (Cake Rocks The Party)
The SD Chicken Is Still Kicking (Sports Biz)
A Letter To Lou Holtz (Rivalfish)
What Tilghman Should Have Said (Rumors and Rants)
Introducing The Mike Doleac Player Card Widget (Hawg Sports)
The Worst Free Throw Shooters In The ACC (Storming The Floor)

Lastly, I wanted to thank the nice folks at Ballhype for letting me take part in the Ballhype 17 Game Invitational this past NFL Season. I somehow beat out some great competition and ultimately won the damn thing. My winnings are going to the V Foundation in light of the recent bouts of cancer a few Announcers have had to take on.

It's Not Goodbye It's See You Later (Ballhype)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:33 PM

93 Comments:

"Two Dolla, Make Ya Holla!"

Yao said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

"We can tell you're a bear, you don't have to spell it out for us."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

"Aw, sooky sooky!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:05:00 PM  

"Hey baby, how 'bout we go back my den and share a salmon and a tall glass of river water?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

Shouldn't that mascot be a goose?

J.J. said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:07:00 PM  

It's sad when your sideline reporter has a money on her back. It's even sadder when it's a bear.

oldskool138 said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

"Jesus, I though Bruce Pearlman's back was hairy."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

As long as you're feeling charitable, could you help a brother out with a "happy ending" this weekend? I'm a little light. That chick in the photo will do just fine.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

If you could see the bear's other hand, you would understand her smile

Jan 9, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

Hey babe, ever heard of doing it bear style?

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

I didn't know Connie Chung did basketball. Wow, from "Big Brother" to pro ball, talk about versatility.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:21:00 PM  

That better be an egg roll in your hand.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:22:00 PM  

Nice try, playa, but I was born the year of the tiger.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:29:00 PM  

"Believe what you want, but yes, you are just an average bear...if that."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

"Come on, baby, I've been wanting to drill an asian so bad, I can't bear it."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

"Come on, you need to change -- we're late for the Furry Convention."

Columbia25 said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

seeing how the vancouver mascot approached pam anderson, other mascots are growing some balls and going after girls in their arenas as well.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Man, Mark Chmura will do anything these days to get some tail

Dr. C said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

They really need to make another Star Wars movie because Chewbacca is getting desperate for money.

Jameson said...
Jan 9, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

I thought "bears" weren't, y'know, into that.

Jan 9, 2008, 2:01:00 PM  

"Kiss your ass?! Bear it, baby!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

Stacy Paetz does it bear back.

Jake said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

Excuse me, reporter lady. Vlade is ready for interview.

Total BS said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  

"Um, excuse me, can we talk about that rug in front of your fireplace?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:20:00 PM  

ahaha you guys are funny is she even asian?

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

"Hey, Soon-Yi, isn't Woody Allen a little old for you?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

"We do too have something in commmon. We both like fish. Salmon for me, sushi for you."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed... and she left me Pacers tickets as compensation? I think I'm going to maul her..."

Jan 9, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

Hmmm, is that honey I smell on your bum?

Big Al said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:38:00 PM  

Smokey the Bear: "This is probably inappropriate, but come on baby, light my fire."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:42:00 PM  

"Please Yogi, I've seen chopsticks with more girth than your little tool."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:43:00 PM  

"Pace yourself hunny, it's guna be a long night."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

"C'mon baby, I've been in hibernation all winter. I pitch a tent if the wind blows."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:52:00 PM  

The Martinsville chapter of the Pacers fan club, represented by this gentlemen, has offered to take Kobe out behind the arena and lynch him as that's the only chance the Pacers have tonite.

Gibbon Jockey said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:55:00 PM  

"Anybody got duck sauce, I'm gonna have me some chinese."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

"So you're a 'MASEUSSE' huh? (Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge)"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:06:00 PM  

"Hey babe, can you get me a discount at the laundromat?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:09:00 PM  

Female Bear: "I'm getting a vibe. You wanna see my bear breasts?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:15:00 PM  

I read somewhere their periods attract bears.

You hear that Ed? Bears! Now you're putting all of FSN at risk!

C-OB said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

"Come on, Yoko, Let it Be, who cares what the rest of the world thinks."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

"Didn't we meet at the Indy Zoo back in '96? Ball State, am I right?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:24:00 PM  

"Come on, we're both mammals!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:26:00 PM  

He is woefully unaware of this black widow's connections to the Asian bile bear market.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:27:00 PM  

Its the sexual harassment...timberwolf...

Matt said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

"Well, you're no Goldilocks, but you'll do."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

"No, it's not a metaphor. I literally want to eat you."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

"Don't be frightened, darlin'. I'm just a big 'ol teddy bear."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

He's trying like a bear, but Stacy's putting up a good defense.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

"Come on, this is Indy, you can't do MUCH better than me."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

"Do I have flesh in my teeth?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:36:00 PM  

"Sorry, I'm over my bear fetish. I'm into Bird now."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:42:00 PM  

I guarantee that that bear is better with the mic than Laila Ali.

GMoney said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:43:00 PM  

"Hey, it's the fox from Fox. Foxy, say hello to Papa Bear."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:53:00 PM  

Here we are with starting Center Teen Wolf...so what's up with you and Boof?

Zach said...
Jan 9, 2008, 3:53:00 PM  

"Gotta go, someone's got his hand in my honey pot"

JK said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

"It's going to be a BEARY good night."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

"I PROMISE, I'll just put the tip in."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

"They don't call me the 'Bad News Bear' for nuttin', darling."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:06:00 PM  

"My nickname's 'Poo Bear.' No, it has nothing to do with 'Winnie the Pooh."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:08:00 PM  

"Just grin and bear it. Maybe it will go away."

Voice in Stacy's Head said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:13:00 PM  

"Hey idiot. When I said 'pause in the action,' that's not what I meant.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

"This Golden State defense is really bearing down on the Pacers."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

Bear: "I was just never successful with the ladies... UNTIL I discovered the Harold Reynolds School of Mack! Look at this hottie that I'm getting ready to score with..."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:35:00 PM  

"Ewwww! I thought bears shit in the woods!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:39:00 PM  

After an appetizer consisting of the first three rows of mixed white and dark meat, the bear decided he wanted a taste of ethnic food.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:41:00 PM  

Why did this dork in a suit have to confront my fear of mascots?

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:42:00 PM  

Just play dead ... like Kyrylo Fesenko.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:52:00 PM  

It's nice to see that Woody Paige made the short flight from Denver.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:53:00 PM  

Bear Baiting at it's finest.

nate sjol said...
Jan 9, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

Stacy Paetz:"You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."

Bear:"Well Stacy, funny thing is, my back is actually located on my cock."

lackey13 said...
Jan 9, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

"Nice beaver. Oh, let me help you with that."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 6:05:00 PM  

I'm a friggin' bear, how the hell would I know what bukkake is? Sounds like a board game.

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 6:19:00 PM  

Congrats AA on winning the Ballhype contest.

ssreporters said...
Jan 9, 2008, 6:20:00 PM  

"You prefer your lovers clean shaven all over? Um, that's a dealbreaker."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 6:20:00 PM  

"We would make beautiful cubs together, baby."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 6:25:00 PM  

"CHAIR!! I said get me a CHAIR you dumbass intern!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 6:27:00 PM  

"Humaniality is such a turn on for me. I think it's because it's so taboo in the animal kingdom."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 6:33:00 PM  

"Forget it, no more bears for me. The last one didn't turn out too well. The jerk tried the ol' 'slip a claw in my browneye' move. That didn't turn out to well, as you can imagine, and I was SO embarassed at the hospital!!"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 6:42:00 PM  

"Sorry dude, grizzlies are my type."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 6:43:00 PM  

Don't make fun of furries. We ARE NOT Freaks!!

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 6:44:00 PM  

"Care for a bear claw, sweetie?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 7:30:00 PM  

"You're with me, furry."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 8:03:00 PM  

"Oh. Shit. I didn't realize "FSN" stood for Forest Service Ninja."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 9:35:00 PM  

For the first time, Conan's masturbating bear meets a real life woman. Sadly, he blows his chance at love by resorting to masturbating.

hsplaybyplayman said...
Jan 9, 2008, 9:36:00 PM  

"Okay, I'm hairy and husky, but, I'm not THAT variation of a bear. Can we at least have a drink?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 10:16:00 PM  

"Oh, you only date polar bears, huh? You racist. And, by the way, once you go brown, you'll always be down."

Anonymous said...
Jan 9, 2008, 10:20:00 PM  

Stephen Colbert disapproves of this picture. It is just one step away from approving bear marriage.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Jan 10, 2008, 2:18:00 AM  

"Well, maybe if you shaved that hairy ass once in awhile you wouldn't have to worry about those dinglebearies.

Anonymous said...
Jan 10, 2008, 8:38:00 AM  

"I'm a BEAR! I'm 40!"

ssreporters said...
Jan 10, 2008, 11:32:00 AM  

Shoddy fencing at the San Francisco Zoo leads to another tragic mauling.

Anonymous said...
Jan 10, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

"Stacy! Stacy! Can you hook me up with Troy Aikman? Pretty please with sugar on it?"

Anonymous said...
Jan 10, 2008, 7:01:00 PM  

All grown up, Baby Bear still remembers Goldilocks...no matter what color she dyes her hair.

Mez said...
Jan 11, 2008, 8:47:00 AM  

Isiah, I know it's you. Give the mascot his costume back and get back to your bench or I'll call Mr. Dolan

Anonymous said...
Jan 15, 2008, 5:41:00 PM  

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