Create The Caption #162

Friday, February 08, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Good to see Dane Cook and Carrot Top could make it to see their Tar Heels lose."- Ryan

"If you had to deal with douchebags like this everywhere you go, you'd be snorting coke too."- The Lazer

"2 huge douche bags prepare themselves for another exciting UNC basketball game. Behind them, two students show their support."- Jared

"When Dickie V. heard there would be a chance of young coeds grinding on him, that's clearly not what he envisioned"- Anon
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Shaq taking his first head shot for the Suns?


Daily Links:

In Defense of the Shaq Trade (Juiced Sports)
Comparring The Pro Bowl to umm.... (Rumors and Rants)
Worst. Baseball Card. Ever. (Lion in Oil)
Ex-MLBer Gets DWI, Blew A .45 (Log's Blog)
Don Cherry's Top Ten Suits (Going Five Hole)
Geek, Dweeb, or Spazz (The Money Shot)
The Redskins Are Driving Their Fans Crazy (My Brain Says Rage)
The Most Miserable 18-1 Season In History (Patriots Daily)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:06 PM

34 Comments:

Damn them for making me wear pants! Have some respect for your elders.

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 12:33:00 PM  

Originally, Shaq had agreed to be sent to Steve Kerr as a Christmas present. However, he was put off by the poor choice of "Florida Marlin Green" as the color of the wrapping paper.

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 12:34:00 PM  

Where's the green screen?
-Shaq ate the green screen. This is all we've got left.

MDT said...
Feb 8, 2008, 12:37:00 PM  

After his head shot, Canadian police asked what Shaq could do with his talents of riding a horse and fighting crime.

TJX said...
Feb 8, 2008, 12:38:00 PM  

Get used to the pants Suns fans, I'll be wearing them alot on the sidelines.

Cam said...
Feb 8, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

"Excuse me, Mr. O'Neill, could you please get off your soap box? We're having trouble getting the screen high enough to fit your giant head."

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  

"That's right, a little higher boys... So who gets to go behind the blue screen and experience the Phoenix Diesel first????"

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

This is for my retirement ceremony, right?

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Hey, I thought the camera ADDS 10 pounds.

In other news Shawn Marion surprisingly comes to miami with a 325 pound body.

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Shaq's first experience on the set of MILF hunters.

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Shaq still needs a fake ID?

Feb 8, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

"It takes two hands to handle a Whopper..."

JamesCraven said...
Feb 8, 2008, 1:52:00 PM  

3 words: Straight. Cash. Homey

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 2:14:00 PM  

Brady Quinn is really trying hard to become the new member of the village people.

Elvi Patterson said...
Feb 8, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

This still photograph accurately displays the range of motion left in Shaq's knees.

Telecomedian said...
Feb 8, 2008, 3:10:00 PM  

Now that they've taken this picture of me playing defense, I can wait until the playoffs to have some more pictures taken.

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 3:21:00 PM  

"shaq, look at the squeaky...look at the squeaky...shaquille!!"

Cee said...
Feb 8, 2008, 3:48:00 PM  

"F*CK YO' COUCH, Darkness!!!"--guy on the right

GMoney said...
Feb 8, 2008, 4:00:00 PM  

LOVER BOY! YOU ARE A LOVER BOY!

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 4:25:00 PM  

"Then we can use Photoshop to add the words 'Buyer's Remorse' later!"

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 4:32:00 PM  

The only time Shaq will ever use a yoga mat.

Schick said...
Feb 8, 2008, 5:02:00 PM  

Not pictured: the suit jacket he'll be wearing throughout his tenure as a Sun.

el_hombre said...
Feb 8, 2008, 6:31:00 PM  

"Now, Mr. O'Neal, with this blue screen, we can digitally add video to make it appear that you are actually playing instead of just sitting on the bench."

Brave Sir Robin said...
Feb 8, 2008, 7:09:00 PM  

Guy #1: Holy screaming eagle shit. Shaq is tall.

Guy #2: Holy screaming eagle shit. Your hoodie/hat combo makes it look like you dress in the dark.

Shaq: My toe hurts.

Anonymous said...
Feb 8, 2008, 7:36:00 PM  

"Hands in my pockets, Hands in my pockets, Hands in my pockets."

(ahhh gotta love that commercial)

Shrugz said...
Feb 8, 2008, 8:15:00 PM  

@gmoney:

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"

JamesCraven said...
Feb 8, 2008, 8:27:00 PM  

Cedric Ceballos starts his comeback tour for the Suns during his first photoshoot.

Amaysing1 said...
Feb 8, 2008, 9:04:00 PM  
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Evan said...
Feb 9, 2008, 12:18:00 AM  

guy in hat: hoky sh*t, thats not a cardboard cut out!

other guy: Yeah, but he plays D like one

Evan said...
Feb 9, 2008, 12:19:00 AM  

With green screen technology, we can create a world where Shaq and Grant Hill are smart pickups in 2008.

Anonymous said...
Feb 9, 2008, 2:00:00 AM  

Part of the trade was to allow Shaq to play in pants

Anonymous said...
Feb 9, 2008, 9:51:00 AM  

after this photo, Shaq tripped over Grant Hill, falling onto Amare's knee. Steve Nash can now be found crying in the corner.

Anonymous said...
Feb 9, 2008, 11:53:00 AM  

Does this shirt make me look gay?

Anonymous said...
Feb 9, 2008, 7:51:00 PM  

Minutes later, Shaq modeled his road uniform -- purple tank with brown slacks and loafers.

Anonymous said...
Feb 10, 2008, 6:52:00 AM  

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