Create The Caption #161
Thursday, February 07, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Eli won a Super Bowl? REPENT!! REPENT FOR THE END IS NEAR!!!!"- WhiteSpeedReceiver
"I knew the annexation of Puerto Rico would work."- Anon (Little Giants...nice)
"I knew these guys would sell their souls to the devil just to win a Super Bowl."- monty40
"He's trying out to be the next Buddy Christ"- Brave Sir Robin (George Carlin nods in approval)
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of UNC Fans cheering on Dick Vitale during his return to broadcasting last night?
Daily Links:
The Super Bowl: Where Amazing Happens (Warning Track Power)
A Running Mike & Mike Review (Small White Ball)
Does The UNC Loss Really Even Matter? (I'm Writing Sports)
Feeling Sorry For Kevin Hart (Meaningful Collateral)
How You Can Be The Next Kevin Hart (Cake Rocks the Party)
Who Is This Gerg Paulus You Speak Of? (Ballsiest)
Bobby Knight vs. Ric Flair (Busted Coverage)
Dan Patrick Is Still Working Out That Whole Internet Thing (Sports by Brooks)
Steve Kerr = Matt Millen (The Realests)
More On Those Sales Genie Sports (The Naughty American)
Forget Brady The Paparazzi Has Eli Now (Blog of Hilarity)
32 Comments:
Gentlemen, please quite yourselves. I'm endeavoring to offer my analysis of this athletic competition. And please, call me Richard.
*quiet.
Jeez I'm an idiot.
I really hope that kid behind me has a flashlight in his pocket . . .
"No, I will NOT give you Erin Andrews' phone number. Musberger would kill me."
Is this where we go for the Win-A-Date with Erin Andrews contest?
"Pick me Pick me, Its pronounced, rahy-vuhl-ree"
Dickie V picks a broadcasting partner
Wear a Dickie V. shirt and your girls will want to give your PTPer a dispy-doodle dunkaroo. Unless you have a red mini-fro.
Sorry.
If you had to deal with douchebags like this everywhere you go, you'd be snorting coke too.
anyone taking bets on the two guys least likely to get laid at unc?
Apparently the "Make a Wish" didn't get Dicki V's wish entirely correct.
emmitt smith sells out to dawn and washes a dish at the superbowl
http://videostorage.prnewswire.com/storage2/preview/31309_preview.wmv
Dickie V's biggest fan...Satan.
Man, the ACC is awesome baby, but who let da ginger in the house.
Patrick: So what do YOU think about Britney Spears?
Vitale: She's super, scintillating, and sensational. A real PTP'er!!!
After sharing with friends, Vitale digs out a booger for himself.
PSU has the dork in the scarf while UNC gets Ralph Malph and Potsie in a ram hat.
Hey, Drew, maybe Duke isn't so bad after all...
2 huge douche bags prepare themselves for another exciting UNC basketball game.
Behind them, two students show their support.
Hey, UNC kids, tell me how many women you've seen naked in person. Wait guys, your mom at bathtime doesn't count.
"Complimentary prostate exams, fellas?"
I'd leave a great caption but I don't give a shit about UNC-Duke.
Go Jayhawks
DV: Hey guys! Bring those fingers over here and help Dickie V. handle the "rock" I can't quite dig out of my left nostril.
Apparently, Dickie V still has a couple of tumors.
When Dickie V. heard there would be a chance of young coeds grinding on him, that's clearly not what he envisioned
DV: "I better not acknowledge them, or Coach K might take me off the payroll."
I love it, baby. The passion, the support, the care you put into those two shirts. But sorry fellas, I'm still gonna love me some Duke tonight, Baby!
At least you're not Billy Packer!
Unbelieveable baby..the guy behind me has a random TIT on his head!! PTPer baby!!
Pic of the first appearance of UNC's field hockey cheerleaders at a basketball game.
A bald guy, a corpse, and two idiots in powder-blue shirts. Ugh.
From the makers of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas comes: Fear and Loathing in Raleigh starring Dick Vitale as Raul Duke...JUST TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING PTP'ERS!
Good to see Dane Cook and Carrot Top could make it to see their Tar Heels lose.