Create The Caption #173

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Meanwhile back at the Legion of Doom, Lex Luthor hatches his latest plan to the Riddler and Gorilla Grodd"- Jeff Hawkins

"Q: Who will lose this daring bet?!?
A: The American public."- doneycat

"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!"- Anon

"DUEL!"- Anon

"Look directly at Greenberg's eyes for five seconds. Congratulations. This image is now permanently burned into your retinas."- Collin

Damn you Collin!

In honor of ESPN the Weekend kicking off can you create a caption for this photo of Jay, Donovan and Dana?

Daily Links:

Howard Stern Seems To Like Alycia Lane (Philly Will Do)
The UK's Answer To Gus Johnson (SS Reporters)
Great Photo Of Jon Stewart From His Soccer Playing Days (HHR)
Athletes In Movies! Good Times. (All Balls)
Wait, Kelvin Sampson Has A Court Named After Him? (The Big Picture)
Welcome To Boston, Colon (Warning Track Power)
Steve Nash Might Actually Be A Liability (Empty The Bench)
Bonds To Tampa Would Be Fun! (I'm Writing Sports)
Mo Vaughn Was A Sci-Fi Nerd! (Red Sox Monster)
A Look At Which 1-AA Football Coaches Might Make The Jump (Digital Headbutt)
GFH Is Live-Blogging The NHL Trade Deadline (Going Five Hole)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:57 AM


"O, yes theres the Grey Goose Tent"

ryan said...
Feb 26, 2008, 12:19:00 PM  

Sure. Sure. Unsure.

Feb 26, 2008, 12:22:00 PM  

A horse's ass, a horse's cock and a horse...

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2008, 12:25:00 PM  

The three losers.

ssreporters said...
Feb 26, 2008, 12:27:00 PM  

Bye Super Bowl chances! Byyyyye.

Fred Morlan said...
Feb 26, 2008, 12:30:00 PM  

McNabb: *whispers* "Dude, this chick on my left reeks of alcohol. And I think I smell Doritos."

Jay: "Just reach around and pat her on the ass. It's okay, I do it all the time."

Jay said...
Feb 26, 2008, 12:36:00 PM  

Hey look, it's the bartender from our hotel~!

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2008, 12:41:00 PM  

"Hey look, a black guy!"

the great bambi said...
Feb 26, 2008, 12:42:00 PM  

Hey! It's Tee Martin manning the hot dog stand!!

ssreporters said...
Feb 26, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

"Guys, why is Trey Wingo holding up that boombox?"

ABoyNamedArt said...
Feb 26, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

Jay: Hey, there's Mickey!
Donovan: Hey, there's Minnie!
Dana (slurring): Heeeyyyyy, thheherrrreee's mayyyyyyyyyy 40 frooommmmm lassssttt niiiiiighhhht.

hsplaybyplayman said...
Feb 26, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

People lined up today to get a glimpse of the country's leading Herman Munster impersonators.

hollywood wags said...
Feb 26, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

In a wonderful show of support, Jay Crawford, Donovan McNabb and a group onlookers all wave to the friendly pink elephant that Dana Jacobson points out in the distance.

Harvey Bars said...
Feb 26, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Ahh, Disney, where all of your dreams come true. Look here, these three are all welcoming back their dignity!

Feb 26, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

They're all waving goodbye to Dana's credibility.

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2008, 1:46:00 PM  

"Donovan, stop waving. I know that person is wearing white and all, but I'm sure as shit that Jesus doesn't wear a hood."

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

This photo was taken 2 hours prior to what experts are calling, "The Ugliest Threesome" of all-time.

Mez said...
Feb 26, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

Jacobson: F*** Donovan McNabb! f*** Syracuse! F*** Orangemen, I mean Indians! Yea, F*** 'em!

Noce said...
Feb 26, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

Jay hoped that growing a hand out of the top of his head would help him grope co-workers more effectively.

Collin said...
Feb 26, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

Jay (without moving mouth): "What's Dana doing?"
Dononan (without moving mouth): "Not my responsibility, dude, she came with you."
Dana: "Hey, Minnie loves Jack Daniels too ... belch.

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2008, 2:02:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

Jacobson: I just tossed a fifth of Vodka now I'm going to Disney World.

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2008, 2:36:00 PM  

Jacobson: Hey Bar-Keep, pour me another one.

Nos said...
Feb 26, 2008, 2:51:00 PM  

Also, Jay has that "I'm So Gonna Tap Dana After This" Look, which Trey Wingo invented

Nos said...
Feb 26, 2008, 2:53:00 PM  

Hey look, it's a real celebrity! Wave kids!

Matt said...
Feb 26, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

One of these things is not like the others...

Ross said...
Feb 26, 2008, 3:59:00 PM  

Dana: Alright, kids, wave to Santa.

GMoney said...
Feb 26, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

Look Skip Bayless is in a contrived debate with Goofy over which theme park is better Epcot or Animal Kingdom. And Bayless is losing!

Mal said...
Feb 26, 2008, 4:21:00 PM  

Everybody wave to the Vodka Fairy!

Dana: F*&% the Vodka Fairy.

JJ said...
Feb 26, 2008, 5:08:00 PM  

Dana: Holy Shit! That's either the biggest fucking rat in the world or I gotta stop drinking. Nope, it's a big fucking rat...who's got some vodka!

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2008, 5:42:00 PM  

Any Christian Eagles fan who saw this picture just died from anger overload.


With Roger Clemens withdrawing, the boobirds were free to focus their hissing on one woman. And one woman only.

J.R. said...
Feb 26, 2008, 6:30:00 PM  

Look out! Pink Elephants on parade...

JamesCraven said...
Feb 26, 2008, 6:42:00 PM  

Disney's three new dwarfs: Touchy, "Put in Feeley" and Belligerent.

Chris B. said...
Feb 26, 2008, 6:46:00 PM  

Haha look Donovan, you underthrew Donald Duck! T.O. can relate. You suck.

Feb 26, 2008, 7:27:00 PM  

"Pull my finger you, hiccup, fucking catholics! HAHAHAHA! Hey, withch one of you thitheads took my bottle?"

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2008, 8:39:00 PM  

Thats one threesome that I refuse to play: f*ck, marry, kill with.

Feb 26, 2008, 10:59:00 PM  

Everyone wave goodbye to Dana Jacobsen's career!

Anonymous said...
Feb 27, 2008, 6:31:00 AM  

Hey Donovan, look there's your last supporter in Philly.


Adam said...
Feb 27, 2008, 11:21:00 AM  

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