Create The Caption #173
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Meanwhile back at the Legion of Doom, Lex Luthor hatches his latest plan to the Riddler and Gorilla Grodd"- Jeff Hawkins
"Q: Who will lose this daring bet?!?
A: The American public."- doneycat
"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!"- Anon
"DUEL!"- Anon
"Look directly at Greenberg's eyes for five seconds. Congratulations. This image is now permanently burned into your retinas."- Collin
Damn you Collin!
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In honor of ESPN the Weekend kicking off can you create a caption for this photo of Jay, Donovan and Dana? 
Daily Links:
Howard Stern Seems To Like Alycia Lane (Philly Will Do)
The UK's Answer To Gus Johnson (SS Reporters)
Great Photo Of Jon Stewart From His Soccer Playing Days (HHR)
Athletes In Movies! Good Times. (All Balls)
Wait, Kelvin Sampson Has A Court Named After Him? (The Big Picture)
Welcome To Boston, Colon (Warning Track Power)
Steve Nash Might Actually Be A Liability (Empty The Bench)
Bonds To Tampa Would Be Fun! (I'm Writing Sports)
Mo Vaughn Was A Sci-Fi Nerd! (Red Sox Monster)
A Look At Which 1-AA Football Coaches Might Make The Jump (Digital Headbutt)
GFH Is Live-Blogging The NHL Trade Deadline (Going Five Hole)
38 Comments:
Sure. Sure. Unsure.
A horse's ass, a horse's cock and a horse...
The three losers.
Bye Super Bowl chances! Byyyyye.
McNabb: *whispers* "Dude, this chick on my left reeks of alcohol. And I think I smell Doritos."
Jay: "Just reach around and pat her on the ass. It's okay, I do it all the time."
Hey look, it's the bartender from our hotel~!
"Hey look, a black guy!"
Hey! It's Tee Martin manning the hot dog stand!!
"Guys, why is Trey Wingo holding up that boombox?"
Jay: Hey, there's Mickey!
Donovan: Hey, there's Minnie!
Dana (slurring): Heeeyyyyy, thheherrrreee's mayyyyyyyyyy 40 frooommmmm lassssttt niiiiiighhhht.
People lined up today to get a glimpse of the country's leading Herman Munster impersonators.
In a wonderful show of support, Jay Crawford, Donovan McNabb and a group onlookers all wave to the friendly pink elephant that Dana Jacobson points out in the distance.
Ahh, Disney, where all of your dreams come true. Look here, these three are all welcoming back their dignity!
They're all waving goodbye to Dana's credibility.
"Donovan, stop waving. I know that person is wearing white and all, but I'm sure as shit that Jesus doesn't wear a hood."
This photo was taken 2 hours prior to what experts are calling, "The Ugliest Threesome" of all-time.
Jacobson: F*** Donovan McNabb! f*** Syracuse! F*** Orangemen, I mean Indians! Yea, F*** 'em!
Jay hoped that growing a hand out of the top of his head would help him grope co-workers more effectively.
Jay (without moving mouth): "What's Dana doing?"
Dononan (without moving mouth): "Not my responsibility, dude, she came with you."
Dana: "Hey, Minnie loves Jack Daniels too ... belch.
"Brain-less,Hair-less,Bra-less"
Jacobson: I just tossed a fifth of Vodka now I'm going to Disney World.
Jacobson: Hey Bar-Keep, pour me another one.
Also, Jay has that "I'm So Gonna Tap Dana After This" Look, which Trey Wingo invented
Hey look, it's a real celebrity! Wave kids!
One of these things is not like the others...
Dana: Alright, kids, wave to Santa.
Look Skip Bayless is in a contrived debate with Goofy over which theme park is better Epcot or Animal Kingdom. And Bayless is losing!
Everybody wave to the Vodka Fairy!
Dana: F*&% the Vodka Fairy.
Dana: Holy Shit! That's either the biggest fucking rat in the world or I gotta stop drinking. Nope, it's a big fucking rat...who's got some vodka!
Any Christian Eagles fan who saw this picture just died from anger overload.
OR
With Roger Clemens withdrawing, the boobirds were free to focus their hissing on one woman. And one woman only.
Look out! Pink Elephants on parade...
Disney's three new dwarfs: Touchy, "Put in Feeley" and Belligerent.
Haha look Donovan, you underthrew Donald Duck! T.O. can relate. You suck.
"Pull my finger you, hiccup, fucking catholics! HAHAHAHA! Hey, withch one of you thitheads took my bottle?"
Thats one threesome that I refuse to play: f*ck, marry, kill with.
Everyone wave goodbye to Dana Jacobsen's career!
Hey Donovan, look there's your last supporter in Philly.
HIIIIIIII!
"O, yes theres the Grey Goose Tent"