If you haven't been reading NBA D-Leaguer Rod Benson's Blog on Yahoo Sports then there's no better time to catch up then now. It's Monday and I know you're bored. His column is a must read and his post this past Friday about the D-League ASG and Bill Simmons was no different.

He [Bill Simmons] knew my name already? Hell yea! After that, the confused look went away. We spent the next 30 minutes just talking about the D-League and the NBA while watching the H.O.R.S.E. and 3-point competitions. Guy is solid, real solid. I gotta be honest, if The Sports Guy knows my name, I must be doing something right. I'm gonna start big timing people, it's the obvious next step. I can see it now ...

"Look, Tyra, I already told you, I don't just give out my number. If you wanna hook up have your people call my people and we'll try to pencil you in. Gotta be honest though, Halle and Jenna have this weekend locked up and you know how wild Halle gets."

Ha, I'm not entirely sure which Jenna he's referring to but I hope it's not this one. Not only can Mr. Simmons meet up with Isiah Thomas and Gus Johnson in Vegas, but he can hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have.

Celebrity game, Shaq and the Sports Guy (Yahoo Sports: Too Much Rod Benson)

(P.S.- Bill, if you're reading can you please provide the Internet with more pictures of you. I think I've used the one about about 40 times now. Thx Bai!)