Create The Caption #171
Thursday, February 21, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Like...then this totally creepy guy Paul Lukas came up to us - and I was all like, nuh-uh..."- Steve
"Well, I'm here too, but I can't find you."
"Well, I'm right where we said to meet. Next to some girl with a camera and two other girls texting each other."
"You can't be where we said to meet, because that's where I am. I'm sitting here next to some girl on the phone and some other girl taking pics and two other girls texting each other...."
(Meanwhile...)
[text]"Well, I'm here too, but I can't find you."[text]
[text]"Well, I'm right where we said to meet. Next to some girl with a camera and two other girls talking on the phone to each other...."[text]"- Rhino Ear
(That read like an excerpt from a Playbill)
"Whoa, almost looked at the court once. Thanks for saving me blackberry/camera/etch-o-sketch!"- JJ
"I know Brent Musburger told us he's a great guy, but does Kelvin Sampson have to call 5 times a day? By the way, who's this Salisbury guy and why did he send pics of his little finger?"- Edju
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Pedro doing something at Spring Training? 
Daily Links:
Karaoke Spinning Cannot Be Fun (The Sporting Blog)
Dissecting The Kornheiser Show (KSK)
A Hilarious 80s Blue Jays Video Involving The Song Thriller (YouTube via Extra Mustard)
What People Will Do To Get An Interview With Michael Phelps (Sports Biz)
NBA Trade Deadline Open Thread (Hardwood Paroxysm)
What Is 15% Of A Big Cactus? (CNBC: Sports Biz)
Web Cams At Sports Bars? (Red Sox Monster)
Wait What's Jenn Sterger's Moniker Now? (Epic Carnival)
Someone Needs To Give Bonds A Chance (Simon on Sports)
The Overlooked Bracket Buster Contest (Cake Rocks the Party)
Debbie Clemens Is An Awesome Businesswoman (HHR)
This 8-Year Old Nails A Shot At The Buzzer, But I Think The Light Came On (The Big Picture)
It's Almost March, Who's On That Bubble? (College Hoops Journal)
55 Comments:
Some people are still curious as to what comes out of Pedro when he makes number 3
Pedro showed us how many games he plans to pitch before his next injury.
Three! Three is the number of times I did steroids!
"I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign. I am not a number I am a person!
You are number 3."
No, no little man, you can't come out from under the cone until I say so.
You maye be worth more Johan, but I've got this many Cy Young's Bitch!
Baseuhbol? She bin berry berry good to me, but...
But watch as I make this number tree look like that fat ass Zimmer.
3 is the loneliest number....when you're not cock-fighting
Osi ain't the only New York athlete who enjoys defecating
His championship winning Cock-Fighter is under there waiting for a challenger!
¿Hombre o máquina?
I guessing there should be a comment about an enormous dick save?
ssreporters said...
Pedro showed us how many games he plans to pitch before his next injury.
correction:
How many times he's already been injured this season!
I know this is supposed to be the caption contest, but that Thriller video just blew my mind. It's like they knew YouTube would be created someday so we all could enjoy.
And uh, something about Pedro and cockfights. Maybe referencing the Seinfeld episode. How about Little Zimmer? That good enough?
"One of these has to have a mango under it! Maybe even an egg!"
Good guess Pedro, that is the number of non-latinos on the Mets roster.
Pedro's showing them all about Toskala's enormous dick save...
Pedro attempts to make weight for the super bantamweight division by dropping a brick. Unfortunately, he still came in at 125 lbs, a solid featherweight.
(Thanks to Wikipedia, for the boxing weight classes)
...but this one is juuuuust right!
jon,
you're just now watching Michael Jackson's Thriller video?
welcome to the year 1989.
While running the cones during the first day of spring training, Pedro Martinez is forced to stop as he can't get the picture Sean Salsbury sent to his Blackberry out of his mind.
Yes.Yes.No.Twice.Yes.
Pedro tells reporters why the Mets will win the World Series by showing them where he is storing his little friend from his 2004 Boston season.
Nobody will find Little Pedro now....NOBODY!!!
Pedro does an interpretive dance about the last month of the Met's 2007 season
Take that, Lupica!
'mango' /thrust
'mango' /thrust
'mango' /thrust
'eeeeeegggggg' /release
repeat
Pedro would later brag to his teammates about his first 3-some
Poop jokes are hilarious.
You see this Santana? This cone will be your face if you outperform me!
Honey, why is Pedro playing "leap frog" with the cones again and is it true he likes to play "leap frog" with El Duque, too?
Say my number, bitch!
Even though he suspected his longtime crush on Leafs defenceman Bryan McCabe would remain unrequited, Pedro periodically practiced humping a pylon just in case.
"Hey Beltran, is this how you drop it like it's hot?"
The Yankees are my daddy...but I'm Papa Squat.
Pedro: "Now that we have Johan (Santana), that's how many World Series victories the Mets will have after the end of this season."
On the other side of the city, Yankees fans laugh at the number, taking solace in their history while waiting for the future to arrive.
(By the way, I am a Mets fan.)
"I can't sit down. My backside is too sore from letting the almighty Santana take me up the rear."
"Pedro will you be the number one starter this year?"
"Well that all depends on if Little Jerry wins the cockfight."
Pedro continues to find new places to hide his personal mascot Nelson de la Rosa.
I've humped this cone for hours...without steroids. Au natural!
"Dead rooster? What dead rooster?"
Three. This is the number of games I predict I will start before I have another season ending injury.
Although two looks mighty pretty, too.
"I give the Lohan pics a 3"
Alright, Pedro, please crouch behind the number of fouled up fowl you ate after the last cockfight you went to.
Shitting on the playing field is native to my country, too!
Leave me be, It's part of my culture...
(followed by a yell of pain as he tears a groin muscle)
I figured since I had to go do a 1 and a 2, I will just do both by the 3.
Sadly, Pedro was never able to grasp the concept of Cow Chip Bingo.
This is my ticket to Najeh Davenport's All-Deuce team.
Pedro is not a fan of the late Dale Earnhardt.
Hey Nelson, stop hiding! I know you're under that box with a 2 on it! (Nelson refers to Nelson de La Rosa, Pedro's dwarf friend from the World Series in 2004)
$100 on numero tres, no the little tres, no grande tres. Juan, you want $200 on dos, you loco man!
My dick in a box? No, a cone would be much better.
Ahhhh I choose Number 3, diarrhea