Create The Caption #168
Monday, February 18, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Last Thursday's Winners....
"You keep talking about how Andy misremembered, but if you keep this up you're going to be missing your member, honey."- Fred Morlan
"Dammit Roger! I told you not to go back! Oh right, go ahead, blame the cellphone service"- Anon
"In a universe where everyone appeared blurry and unfocused, Debbie Clemens had the answer."- BF
"I'm missing Oprah for this?"- Jared
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Steve Nash hanging with Jet Li? 
Daily Links:
A Good Post On Blogs And Sources (We Are The Postmen)
Happy B-Day.....Ladies (Ladies...)
Ryan Newman Has The Coolest Friends (Mister Irrelevant)
Forget Flowers It's Baseball Time (Ladies...)
An Interview With The "Bring Back Bobby" Guy (Meaningful Collateral)
Chicago Fans Want Someone To Sit Down (Bench Duhon)
Worst. Dunks. Ever. (On 205th)
A Blogger Goes Curling! (Lion In Oil)
Another Is Going To Uganda...Help Him Out (Going To Uganda)
The Cavs Took Him Some Hardware At The ASG (Warning Track Power)
So That's Where Those 19-0 Shirts Went (Boston Sportz)
31 Comments:
Publicity photo for Nash and Li's new buddy action flick, "Fast Break."
"Have you ever thought about wearing recycled karate shoes?"
Once you go jap, you never go back.
are you up for karaoke later?
No - that's fine - I'm already well versed in Shaq-fu...
"...and then the chinese guy jumps out and yells 'Supplies!'"
Jeff, Fresh Prince references get me all the time.:)
Jet: How's it going eh?
Steve: Success!!
Man you're short, after Yao and Yi I figured all you orientals were tall.
Nash to Li- "You ever seen the Devil dance at midnight?"
BTW... on those dunks- how did that one kid not break his neck?(5th vid down)
wait, you're not a communist too?
And this is how you stinkpalm...
Jet: "Li never understand Canadian accents".
Jet: "He call me 'Jackie' one more time, I rip out his heart and show it too him".
...and if you think I can make your hair stand on end with ONE hand, think of what I can do with BOTH!
Nash: Seriously Jet, for the last time, my name isn't Lloyd Christmas!
I love your hairstyle so much that I chose to do mine the same way.
Nash: "...so I guess they think now Jason Kidd can guard Shaq and all the other bigs in the West."
Li: "HAHAHA funny joke!"
Jet Li(Thought bubble): "who is this guy??? I'm Jet li BITCH!!....just keep smiling and nodding someone's taking a picture"
Damn...they call me short..
I know, Cradle 2 The Grave was terrible...just like Marcus Banks.
Danny Ocean and I are looking for a new grease man. You interested?
Me and the wife are trying this new thing called "jogging".
I think the "j" is silent.
Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hhhuuuuuugg!
So I tells him, "If that haircut's good enough for Jet Li, it's good enough for me."
Sorry, I'm a Canadian, my only move is this friendly brotherly handshake
...and that, Jet, is how I wax off.
Nash sings, "And Jet,
I thought that the major
Was a lady suffragette."
If I pretend to laugh, maybe Natalie Portman will leave me alone.
If this guy asks me one more question about "Rush Hour 2"....
Steve: So when I'm oot and aboot I love watching Martial Arts at my friend's hewse.
Jet: ???