Create The Caption #168

Monday, February 18, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"You keep talking about how Andy misremembered, but if you keep this up you're going to be missing your member, honey."- Fred Morlan

"Dammit Roger! I told you not to go back! Oh right, go ahead, blame the cellphone service"- Anon

"In a universe where everyone appeared blurry and unfocused, Debbie Clemens had the answer."- BF

"I'm missing Oprah for this?"- Jared

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Steve Nash hanging with Jet Li?

Daily Links:

A Good Post On Blogs And Sources (We Are The Postmen)
Happy B-Day.....Ladies (Ladies...)
Ryan Newman Has The Coolest Friends (Mister Irrelevant)
Forget Flowers It's Baseball Time (Ladies...)
An Interview With The "Bring Back Bobby" Guy (Meaningful Collateral)
Chicago Fans Want Someone To Sit Down (Bench Duhon)
Worst. Dunks. Ever. (On 205th)
A Blogger Goes Curling! (Lion In Oil)
Another Is Going To Uganda...Help Him Out (Going To Uganda)
The Cavs Took Him Some Hardware At The ASG (Warning Track Power)
So That's Where Those 19-0 Shirts Went (Boston Sportz)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:46 PM


Steve: So when I'm oot and aboot I love watching Martial Arts at my friend's hewse.

Jet: ???

ssreporters said...
Feb 18, 2008, 1:18:00 PM  

Publicity photo for Nash and Li's new buddy action flick, "Fast Break."

Signal to Noise said...
Feb 18, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

"Have you ever thought about wearing recycled karate shoes?"

ryan said...
Feb 18, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

Once you go jap, you never go back.

Anonymous said...
Feb 18, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

are you up for karaoke later?

Neo said...
Feb 18, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

No - that's fine - I'm already well versed in Shaq-fu...

Anonymous said...
Feb 18, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

"...and then the chinese guy jumps out and yells 'Supplies!'"

Jeff V said...
Feb 18, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

Jeff, Fresh Prince references get me all the time.:)

Jet: How's it going eh?

Steve: Success!!

ssreporters said...
Feb 18, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Man you're short, after Yao and Yi I figured all you orientals were tall.

the great bambi said...
Feb 18, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

Nash to Li- "You ever seen the Devil dance at midnight?"

BTW... on those dunks- how did that one kid not break his neck?(5th vid down)

Bruce said...
Feb 18, 2008, 2:24:00 PM  

wait, you're not a communist too?

Evan said...
Feb 18, 2008, 2:24:00 PM  

And this is how you stinkpalm...

BF said...
Feb 18, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

Jet: "Li never understand Canadian accents".

Mal said...
Feb 18, 2008, 2:37:00 PM  

Jet: "He call me 'Jackie' one more time, I rip out his heart and show it too him".

Mal said...
Feb 18, 2008, 2:39:00 PM  

...and if you think I can make your hair stand on end with ONE hand, think of what I can do with BOTH!

Feb 18, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

Nash: Seriously Jet, for the last time, my name isn't Lloyd Christmas!

Whomas said...
Feb 18, 2008, 2:58:00 PM  

I love your hairstyle so much that I chose to do mine the same way.

Tim said...
Feb 18, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

Nash: " I guess they think now Jason Kidd can guard Shaq and all the other bigs in the West."

Li: "HAHAHA funny joke!"

MarkCiz said...
Feb 18, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

Jet Li(Thought bubble): "who is this guy??? I'm Jet li BITCH!!....just keep smiling and nodding someone's taking a picture"

Shrugz said...
Feb 18, 2008, 3:35:00 PM  

Damn...they call me short..

Anonymous said...
Feb 18, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

I know, Cradle 2 The Grave was terrible...just like Marcus Banks.

GMoney said...
Feb 18, 2008, 4:08:00 PM  

Danny Ocean and I are looking for a new grease man. You interested?

Brave Sir Robin said...
Feb 18, 2008, 4:17:00 PM  

Me and the wife are trying this new thing called "jogging".

I think the "j" is silent.

Anonymous said...
Feb 18, 2008, 4:55:00 PM  

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hhhuuuuuugg!

Anonymous said...
Feb 18, 2008, 4:56:00 PM  

So I tells him, "If that haircut's good enough for Jet Li, it's good enough for me."

Anonymous said...
Feb 18, 2008, 5:50:00 PM  

Sorry, I'm a Canadian, my only move is this friendly brotherly handshake

mcnabb516 said...
Feb 18, 2008, 6:10:00 PM  
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Jon Alft said...
Feb 18, 2008, 9:46:00 PM  

...and that, Jet, is how I wax off.

R Zimmerman said...
Feb 18, 2008, 9:52:00 PM  

Nash sings, "And Jet,
I thought that the major
Was a lady suffragette."

R Zimmerman said...
Feb 18, 2008, 9:55:00 PM  

If I pretend to laugh, maybe Natalie Portman will leave me alone.

Feb 18, 2008, 10:23:00 PM  

If this guy asks me one more question about "Rush Hour 2"....

Anonymous said...
Feb 19, 2008, 9:04:00 AM  

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