Create The Caption #175

Thursday, February 28, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Erin Andrews (finish sentence)."- Paterno Lives

"Who stole my violin????"- Frank

"Well, we won't be number one anymore, but at least I finally figured out "Slow Ride""- mplant

"Pearl resorted to hand signals when he learned that players could not hear him over his jacket."- Free Vick


Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of David Ortiz at the White House yesterday?

Daily Links:

Dwayne Wade Meets Blue Chips (You Tube via Extra Mustard)
Bush Being Bush, Makes Fun Of Manny (Boston Sportz)
The Top 10 Erin Andrews Moments (All Balls)
Turning The NBA Into The BCS (Simon on Sports)
Student Athletes Are Getting Screwed (Fynal Cut)
A Lot Of Ex-Football Players Run For Office Don't They? (Cake Rocks The Party)
On The Red Sox And Their Fashion Choices (Out in Center Field)
Sam Zell Is An Asshat (Rumors and Rants)
Bill Belichick And Lesbians? (Lion In Oil)
A Nice New Baseball Site With A Clever Name (Out of Write Field)
Analyzing The Movie Little Big League (The Money Shot)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:17 PM


hey fidel, you look healthy to me.

Anonymous said...
Feb 28, 2008, 12:41:00 PM  

Every liberal Democrat in New York just threw up in their mouths a little bit.

Telecomedian said...
Feb 28, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

G-Dub: So when all those nice white boys from that football team comin' on down to see me.

Tricky Dick: Grumble... I got out of my undisclosed location for this crap?

The Lazer said...
Feb 28, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

Can You Teach me the espanayol?

Simon said...
Feb 28, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

BUSH : Hey '' Big Papi '' can you do your Cookie Monster impersonation for us

Anonymous said...
Feb 28, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

David would later be deported....

ssreporters said...
Feb 28, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

Bush: "You know, my Big Pappy was President. Of the...United know, where we are...this country. Of which, I think Boston is a part of."

Comic Relief said...
Feb 28, 2008, 12:56:00 PM  

"I can't believe it. David Ortiz AND Cheney have the same prescriptions!"

Mez said...
Feb 28, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Kill, Kill, Kill

twoeightnine said...
Feb 28, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

Was there a sale on charcoal gray suits at Mens Warehouse?

Feb 28, 2008, 1:12:00 PM  

David Ortiz borrowed Michael Cage's hair for the cermony.

ryan said...
Feb 28, 2008, 1:16:00 PM  

George is watching Manny roll Easter eggs on the lawn.

MDT said...
Feb 28, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Say, I gotta get me a pair of those glasses, he looks so interperpetual.

Feb 28, 2008, 1:19:00 PM  

David, you know Dick, right? Good...don't get in his line of fire, he had money on the Yankees last season.

Anonymous said...
Feb 28, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

There was a manufacturing error at the oreo factory.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Feb 28, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

"I'm smiling now, Mr. Bush, but seriously, look out. Julian Tavarez is going to kick your ass after this for what you said about Manny."

toddhinds67 said...
Feb 28, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Bush: Man, I figured this guy was going to be Mexican.

Cheney: /shits pants

The Costanzo said...
Feb 28, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Christ almighty, and Lord firgive me for saying this, but yer head is bigger'n Scalia's. Jeezis H. Crhist.

hollywood wags said...
Feb 28, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

W: Hey, y're that Randy guy from Amer'c'n Id'l right? Yo yo yo, Check this out, check this out, That's hot dawg. Sing me the Oreo song....

Bob said...
Feb 28, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

Roger Clemens called to say that this shows he's not the only person to hang around with shady characters.

Anonymous said...
Feb 28, 2008, 2:24:00 PM  

W: Papi, I must say that beard is awesome. Can you teach me how to grow one like that? Mine comes in all patchy.

Cheney: /quacks like penguin

citizinKane said...
Feb 28, 2008, 2:34:00 PM  

"What do you think, could I get my hair like that for the next State dinner?"

the great bambi said...
Feb 28, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

Can you teach me the art of the walk-off homerun? I'm in desperate need of some heroics to finish my Presidency off with a bang.

Walrus said...
Feb 28, 2008, 3:15:00 PM  

Bush: Do you want a chalupa?

Nos said...
Feb 28, 2008, 3:41:00 PM  

W: I thought we were going to stand next to Jacoby Ellsbury?

Cheney: He'd be perfect for my daughter.

GMoney said...
Feb 28, 2008, 4:06:00 PM  

Bush - wow you have a big head,I mean its like a pumpkin on a toothpick.
Cheaney - thats right,see I can be just as liberal as the next guy,I let this wet back in my photo-op.
Big Papi - adios mia Manny was right these guys are full of shit and I think Cheaney wants my greencard.

Drew S said...
Feb 28, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

Bush: Mr. Ortiz, I'm looking for a new Secretary of Swat...

AF said...
Feb 28, 2008, 4:35:00 PM  

Kill, Marry (for the money), F*ck (so he could have something in common with his daughter)

yep thats how that would go

Jeff V said...
Feb 28, 2008, 4:39:00 PM  

Bush: Oh my lucky stars its a negro, Dick!

Feb 28, 2008, 4:53:00 PM  
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Feb 28, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

W - "Condeleezza Rice told me to say thanks to Big Papi and Little Papi for the other night. Where's Little Papi? I want to shake his hand for puttin' a smile on Connie's face."

Feb 28, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

The bewildered looks where brought on by John Kerry chanting, "I love Manny Ortez," from the front row of the peaNUT gallery.

Feb 28, 2008, 4:59:00 PM  

You take off your black wig and stop judging me!

David said...
Feb 28, 2008, 5:16:00 PM  

So, David, what strategry did you use to beat the Yankees?

Anonymous said...
Feb 28, 2008, 5:28:00 PM  

I could be wrong David, but I believe diversity was the name of an old, old wooden ship in the Civil War.

Anonymous said...
Feb 28, 2008, 5:33:00 PM  
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Brian Ekberg said...
Feb 28, 2008, 6:14:00 PM  

"You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life. The facts of life! Gee, you are a talented woman, Nell Carter!"

Brian Ekberg said...
Feb 28, 2008, 6:15:00 PM  

DO: Ha Ha eat that Obama, first black man in Washington.

Konck1 said...
Feb 28, 2008, 7:40:00 PM  

So Lebron, you think Soul Glo will work for me, too?

Feb 28, 2008, 8:01:00 PM  

Jr: "Hey, Pappy, can I touch your hair?"

Cheney: "George, shut the hell up and look straight ahead."

Anonymous said...
Feb 28, 2008, 8:11:00 PM  

Ok, Ortiz, a deal's a deal. Dick will take your soul, now.

Lawrence said...
Feb 28, 2008, 8:21:00 PM  

Jeez, Urkel! What the hell kind of cheese did the Winslows feed you? Do that dance thingy...

Paul said...
Feb 28, 2008, 9:54:00 PM  

No, Yes, No.

Feb 28, 2008, 11:38:00 PM  

President Bush: "There's something different about you, Sharpton..."

Bacon said...
Feb 28, 2008, 11:52:00 PM  

Bush: Since you can't vote, I'm going to come out and say your hair looks stupid. And glasses? What? From all the reading you've been doing?

Free Vick said...
Feb 29, 2008, 3:04:00 AM  

(Sorry, that didn't go right the first time.)

Bush: Since you can't vote, I'm going to come out and say your hair looks stupid. And glasses? What? From all the reading you've been doing? Please. Go make me a cigar.

Free Vick said...
Feb 29, 2008, 3:05:00 AM  

*sings* One of these things is not like the others...

JamesCraven said...
Feb 29, 2008, 5:43:00 AM  

Bush: Are you sure you don't know what I can use for jock itch? You are a jock right?

Ortiz: (Thinking) Just smile....hold the trophy....can't believe my English is better than this guy....maybe I can be the ruler of the free world....what an idiot!

Cheney: (thinking) look at this guys head, I must make millions off the oil in his hair...wait, we can drill there when he isn't looking......where are my nitroglycerin tabs

Anonymous said...
Feb 29, 2008, 11:31:00 AM  

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