Create The Caption #169

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"No - that's fine - I'm already well versed in Shaq-fu..."- Steve

"If he calls me 'Jackie' one more time, I rip out his heart and show it too him"- Mal

"I know, Cradle 2 The Grave was terrible...just like Marcus Banks."- G-Money

"Danny Ocean and I are looking for a new grease man. You interested?"- Brave Sir Robin

"Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hhhuuuuuugg!"- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Lindsay Lohan and Floyd Mayweather hanging out WWE's John Cena and Shane McMahon? (Most random pic ever courtesy of Joe Sports Fan)

Daily Links:

A Great Look Into The Length Of College Football Games (Wiz of Odds)
NOIS Is Back And Andy Pettitte Is The Devil! (NOIS)
Julian Tavarez Is Definitely Out There (Out In Center Field)
We Will Beat You Mempis! (Rumors and Rants)
Schilling Is A Double Agent! (Red Sox Monster)
An Interview With Uni Watch's Paul Lukas (Sports Media Journal)
The Rejects From SI's Swimsuit Edition (All Balls)
Wait, Sinorice Moss Plays For The Skins? (SS Reporters)
Those Beavers Got Pounded (The Big Picture)
Chris Berman: A Photo Essay (Food Court Lunch)
A Look Into The Best Small School Players In The Country (For The Love of Sports)
Stehen A. Smith Isn't Really Bringing In The Readers (Juiced)
Bears Fans Are Happy About Moose Being Gone (Foul Balls)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:33 PM


An unconscious Lohan is held up by John Cena and Floyd Mayweather.

ssreporters said...
Feb 19, 2008, 1:04:00 PM  

Pick the one most likely to be dead by 40 and win Triple H's secret hair-care formula!

ABoyNamedArt said...
Feb 19, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

With her Hollywood career in the tank and her rivalry with Paris Hilton still steaming, Lindsay Lohan started auditions today for her new "Celebrity Gangbang" series.

Telecomedian said...
Feb 19, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

Shane McMahon showing how truly uncomfortable preppy Connecticut people are around black people.

Mez said...
Feb 19, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

In this picture, Cena's the best actor, Mayweather's the knockout, McMahon has screwed the most people, and Lohan's been slammed the most.

Free Vick said...
Feb 19, 2008, 1:34:00 PM  

Guess which one of these four celebrity's bodies is filled to the nipples with Anadrol, Winstrol, HGH and horse urine and you can win free Smackdown tickets!

hollywood wags said...
Feb 19, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

"You're with us firecrotch."

Anonymous said...
Feb 19, 2008, 1:38:00 PM  

worst. gangbang. ever.

Feb 19, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Cena, no longer content with simply stroking off while thinking about Lindsay Lohan, recently had her surgically attached to his arm.

Pete said...
Feb 19, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

Lindsay Lohan followed up her Marilyn Monroe photo tribute by finding and banging an athlete...Joe DiMaggio these guys ain't

the great bambi said...
Feb 19, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

And the winners of the Ugly Trucker Hat award for "Most likely to have a career in porn" are...

Anonymous said...
Feb 19, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

Sorry about spewing on you, Pretty Boy.

rhino ear said...
Feb 19, 2008, 2:07:00 PM  

What, no Hornswaggle?

Nos said...
Feb 19, 2008, 2:35:00 PM  

Vince McMachon (off camera): "I call the earhole boys!"

--I don't usualyl TRY to hijack a thread, but who do you guys put money on in a bar fight, Cena or Mayweather, it seems obvious but Cena is friggin huge and imagine him with half a fifth of jack in his system and some broken glass shank in his hand...scary.

Jeff V said...
Feb 19, 2008, 2:44:00 PM  

There is no proper comment in this contest. The image is a perfect storm of random and lolz. To attempt to improve upon it would be akin to painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

Fred Morlan said...
Feb 19, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

None of these things are at all like the others, none of these things even belong!

philip said...
Feb 19, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

"Okay boys, break out the night-vision home video and stuff me like a turkey... Top this one Paris."

Foos said...
Feb 19, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

Introducing the Where are they now Hall of Fame Class of 2012!


Introducing the Attention Whore Hall of Fame Class of 2008!

I just cannot decide.

philip said...
Feb 19, 2008, 3:17:00 PM  

OK, everyone line up according to likelihood of a drug-related death in the next three years.

Sean said...
Feb 19, 2008, 3:29:00 PM  

I'd like to introduce the cast of "The Marine 2: Fire Down Below"

The Marine might be the worst movie that I've ever seen.

GMoney said...
Feb 19, 2008, 3:45:00 PM  

Fred Morlan: if you are referencing Marcel Duchamp's 1919 work L.H.O.O.Q., major props to you for elevating the culture quotient.

If you are not, then you should know that Marcel Duchamp painted a Mona Lisa with a mustache on it and everybody thought it was awesome. Which would mean that improving upon this picture's randomness is actually a great idea.

Free Vick said...
Feb 19, 2008, 3:52:00 PM  

Photographer: "OK. Smile big if you're wearing ladies underwear!"

Mal said...
Feb 19, 2008, 3:57:00 PM  

Season 10 Surreal Life....

Anonymous said...
Feb 19, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

The cameraman is now in quarantine with 45 different venereal diseases, 19 of which were previously undiscovered after this picture was taken.

Walrus said...
Feb 19, 2008, 4:06:00 PM  

Floyd Mayweather makes sure to thank everyone who helped him earn Fighter of the Year honors, including his drug dealers.

Anonymous said...
Feb 19, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

A wrestler, a boxer, a billionaire and a popstar....surprisly not a photo of the celebrity apprentice cast

Anonymous said...
Feb 19, 2008, 5:41:00 PM  

Introducing the cast for the second season of Celebrity Rehab...

Bruce said...
Feb 19, 2008, 6:33:00 PM  

World Wrestling Insanity ( caLLED.


JamesCraven said...
Feb 19, 2008, 6:42:00 PM  

We all wanted to thank Jared from Subway for 10 years of keeping the weight off...and still not being able to get laid.

Rick James Bible Owner said...
Feb 19, 2008, 8:22:00 PM  

Scene: Later in Lindsay's Bedroom


Brave Sir Robin said...
Feb 19, 2008, 8:34:00 PM  

No, no, Yes, maybe.

Anonymous said...
Feb 19, 2008, 8:47:00 PM  

Lindsay, once you go black, you'll never go back.
But once you go Cena, you'll never walk again.
Choose carefully.

Collin said...
Feb 19, 2008, 11:40:00 PM  

Some tittie's and the creeps.

Feb 19, 2008, 11:41:00 PM  

Care to guess who bangs the hardest?

# # # said...
Feb 20, 2008, 12:50:00 AM  

Cena - "OK Barry, I'll show you how to get as big as I am if I can get a signed replica of your elbow armor."
Bonds - "Done."

bido said...
Feb 20, 2008, 10:24:00 AM  

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