An unconscious Lohan is held up by John Cena and Floyd Mayweather.

Pick the one most likely to be dead by 40 and win Triple H's secret hair-care formula!

With her Hollywood career in the tank and her rivalry with Paris Hilton still steaming, Lindsay Lohan started auditions today for her new "Celebrity Gangbang" series.

Shane McMahon showing how truly uncomfortable preppy Connecticut people are around black people.

In this picture, Cena's the best actor, Mayweather's the knockout, McMahon has screwed the most people, and Lohan's been slammed the most.

Guess which one of these four celebrity's bodies is filled to the nipples with Anadrol, Winstrol, HGH and horse urine and you can win free Smackdown tickets!

"You're with us firecrotch."

worst. gangbang. ever.

Cena, no longer content with simply stroking off while thinking about Lindsay Lohan, recently had her surgically attached to his arm.

Lindsay Lohan followed up her Marilyn Monroe photo tribute by finding and banging an athlete...Joe DiMaggio these guys ain't

And the winners of the Ugly Trucker Hat award for "Most likely to have a career in porn" are...

Sorry about spewing on you, Pretty Boy.

What, no Hornswaggle?

Vince McMachon (off camera): "I call the earhole boys!"


--I don't usualyl TRY to hijack a thread, but who do you guys put money on in a bar fight, Cena or Mayweather, it seems obvious but Cena is friggin huge and imagine him with half a fifth of jack in his system and some broken glass shank in his hand...scary.

There is no proper comment in this contest. The image is a perfect storm of random and lolz. To attempt to improve upon it would be akin to painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa.

None of these things are at all like the others, none of these things even belong!

"Okay boys, break out the night-vision home video and stuff me like a turkey... Top this one Paris."

Introducing the Where are they now Hall of Fame Class of 2012!

Or.....

Introducing the Attention Whore Hall of Fame Class of 2008!



I just cannot decide.

OK, everyone line up according to likelihood of a drug-related death in the next three years.

I'd like to introduce the cast of "The Marine 2: Fire Down Below"


The Marine might be the worst movie that I've ever seen.

Fred Morlan: if you are referencing Marcel Duchamp's 1919 work L.H.O.O.Q., major props to you for elevating the culture quotient.

If you are not, then you should know that Marcel Duchamp painted a Mona Lisa with a mustache on it and everybody thought it was awesome. Which would mean that improving upon this picture's randomness is actually a great idea.

Photographer: "OK. Smile big if you're wearing ladies underwear!"

Season 10 Surreal Life....

The cameraman is now in quarantine with 45 different venereal diseases, 19 of which were previously undiscovered after this picture was taken.

Floyd Mayweather makes sure to thank everyone who helped him earn Fighter of the Year honors, including his drug dealers.

A wrestler, a boxer, a billionaire and a popstar....surprisly not a photo of the celebrity apprentice cast

Introducing the cast for the second season of Celebrity Rehab...

World Wrestling Insanity (http://www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com) caLLED.

tHEY WANT THEIR GIMMICK BACK!

We all wanted to thank Jared from Subway for 10 years of keeping the weight off...and still not being able to get laid.

Scene: Later in Lindsay's Bedroom

Jim Ross: OH MY GOD?! IS THAT CENA'S MUSIC?! HE RUNS OUT AND PUTS LINDSAY IN THE PILE DRIVER! OH MY GOD!

No, no, Yes, maybe.

Lindsay, once you go black, you'll never go back.
But once you go Cena, you'll never walk again.
Choose carefully.

Some tittie's and the creeps.

Care to guess who bangs the hardest?

Cena - "OK Barry, I'll show you how to get as big as I am if I can get a signed replica of your elbow armor."
Bonds - "Done."