Create The Caption #170

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....


"Pick the one most likely to be dead by 40 and win Triple H's secret hair-care formula!"- A Boy Named Art

"In this picture, Cena's the best actor, Mayweather's the knockout, McMahon has screwed the most people, and Lohan's been slammed the most."- Free Vick

"You're with us firecrotch."- Anon

"There is no proper comment in this contest. The image is a perfect storm of random and lolz. To attempt to improve upon it would be akin to painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa."- Fred Morlan
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of these Indiana Hoosier "Fans"? (Pic courtesy of SI Photos)


Daily Links:

Knick Fight! (NY Post)
Keyshawn Is Still The Best Receiver In The NFL...According To Keyshawn (Yahoo)
So Apparently There Is A Rumored Caron To The Lakers Deal Out There (Lakers Nation)
But It Still Ain't Happening (Bullets Forever)
Hunter Pence Is Not Good At "Jumping" (Tirico Suave)
What Is 15% Of A Big Cactus? (CNBC: Sports Biz)
Web Cams At Sports Bars? (Red Sox Monster)
Jemele Just Can't Make Up Her Mind (Strike Zones and End Zones)
Bruce Bowen + Flashdance = Disturbing (Fan IQ)
The Mike & Mike Ombuds is Back (Small White Ball)
Mike Schmidt Is At It Again (Crashburn Alley)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:25 PM

47 Comments:

"Oh. My. God. Ashley, Kayla, Jen With One 'N', Jenn With Two 'N's, and I all showed up for the game wearing the same tights... Yeah, those adorable red-and-white striped ones... I know, I could just die...

Feb 20, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

"Like...then this totally creepy guy Paul Lukas came up to us - and I was all like, nuh-uh..."

Steve said...
Feb 20, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

No more Captions needed LOL

Shrugz said...
Feb 20, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

You're telling me Coach Sampson is now calling and texting cheerleading recruits!? While in the post-game news conference!?

Anonymous said...
Feb 20, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

I'd drop a house on that.

MDT said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

Hahahaha...I think I'm going to have to cut and paste everyone of these.

Feb 20, 2008, 1:02:00 PM  

Each girl would regret her decision to wear the striped tights as the bright colors and holes in them helped draw attention to the walks of shame they all had to make the following morning.

the great bambi said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

... And people say Rutgers had nappy-headed ho's.

ABoyNamedArt said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

"Well, I'm here too, but I can't find you."

"Well, I'm right where we said to meet. Next to some girl with a camera and two other girls texting each other."

"You can't be where we said to meet, because that's where I am. I'm sitting here next to some girl on the phone and some other girl taking pics and two other girls texting each other...."

Meanwhile...

[text]"Well, I'm here too, but I can't find you."[text]

[text]"Well, I'm right where we said to meet. Next to some girl with a camera and two other girls talking on the phone to each other...."[text]

rhino ear said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:23:00 PM  

Sampson's personal assistants get to work on the next recruiting class.

Tim said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

Courtney, You aren't gonna believe this, the student section, everyone ate their pompoms then barfed them all up. I swear to God. Oh my God, disgusting.

hollywood wags said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

"Jenny, do you know what a 'sunt' is?"

AJ said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Oh how wonderful, Brent Musburger brought his daughters (possibly girlfriends) to the game to support Brent's best friend Kelvin Sampson.

ryan said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

"Daddy, red and white are not my colors... can you get the school to combine them to make the school color pink?"

Feb 20, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

Are you sure we're at the right gym? No way these high school bleachers exist at a Division 1 school...

JJ said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:41:00 PM  

Whoa, almost looked at the court once. Thanks for saving me blackberry/camera/etch-o-sketch!

JJ said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

It was at this moment the girls recieved text messages and phone calls informing them the game was tomorrow night.

Michael said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom,
pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom,
pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom,
pom pom, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, pom pom,
pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom,pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom,

BF said...
Feb 20, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

The lollipop guild is older, drunker, divorced and searching for a D-III player to capture their heart

Feb 20, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

I know Christmas just ended, but I am suddenly craving the hell out some candy canes.

Telecomedian said...
Feb 20, 2008, 2:26:00 PM  

Bobby Knight was wondering what was going on after he left Bloomington when his boy, Myles Brand was IU president.

JamesCraven said...
Feb 20, 2008, 2:41:00 PM  

God, I hate it when Chrissy and Kelly will just talk to each other on the phone...and Lauren and Ashley will text each other...and they all act like I'm not here...just cause I use this camera to cover my Adam's apple!

Anonymous said...
Feb 20, 2008, 3:12:00 PM  

when did we change from the Hoosiers to the Pippi Longstockings?

Nick said...
Feb 20, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

So yeah, like.. she totally showed up to the pep rally dressed up in some sort of duct tape blouse thing. It's like... soo disguuusting.

Anonymous said...
Feb 20, 2008, 3:28:00 PM  

Rusty Hardin prepares Sampson's defense by claiming he had no idea these cheerleaders were illegally recruiting Eric Gordon.

Dan said...
Feb 20, 2008, 3:32:00 PM  

Forget these five, I'll take Erin Andrews.

Anonymous said...
Feb 20, 2008, 3:33:00 PM  

Smile, ladies, you're on Big Ten Poon.com!!!

GMoney said...
Feb 20, 2008, 4:07:00 PM  

Ralph Sampson continues to make inappropriate phone calls.

Anonymous said...
Feb 20, 2008, 4:13:00 PM  

Brent Musberger says those illegally recruited cheerleaders should still be on the team.

ssreporters said...
Feb 20, 2008, 4:23:00 PM  

anon 4:13 Ralph Sampson?
Can tell you're a real sports fan.

Anonymous said...
Feb 20, 2008, 4:30:00 PM  

And you thought Harry Potter Con was dorky...try Where's Waldo Con...

Feb 20, 2008, 4:40:00 PM  

Sorry, Kelvin. I'm already enrolled.

Anonymous said...
Feb 20, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

"The girls desperately tried to reach their sister after getting word that a house had fallen on her somewhere down the Yellow Brick Road."

Comic Relief said...
Feb 20, 2008, 5:25:00 PM  

"I feel so dirty, Kelvin. Won't you get caught?"

"Don't worry, baby. My wife has become accustomed to all my cheating over the years."

JackofallTrades said...
Feb 20, 2008, 5:48:00 PM  

Just like the team's warmups, those tights are ripoffs.

Brave Sir Robin said...
Feb 20, 2008, 5:53:00 PM  

The hospital called, they want their candy striper strippers back.

Jameson said...
Feb 20, 2008, 5:55:00 PM  

Kelvin Samson mass texted us..creep

Evan said...
Feb 20, 2008, 7:04:00 PM  

Rep. Henry Waxman: "Now Jenn, Ashley, Jen and Kayla say Brian McNamee all gave them red-white stripe socks to wear for the game. Are you saying you didn't discuss with the girls during the Kappa Kappa game party in 2007 to wear red and white stripe socks from Mr. McNamee?"

Jenn: "What I am saying is they 'misremembered' what I said. I was talking about a t-v show I saw about girls wearing red and white stripe socks."

Anonymous said...
Feb 20, 2008, 7:14:00 PM  

The surplus fabric sale at the flag factory was a big success.

jg said...
Feb 20, 2008, 8:16:00 PM  

Girl 1: Like, OMG we're sitting right next to each other and on the phone!
Girl 2: Like, move over skank.
Girl 3: I'm sad because no one will talk to me.
Girl 4: I want to text Coach Stimpson and see what is up. (writer's note: spelling intended)
Girl 5: I beat you to it! lolz!

aerojovi83 said...
Feb 20, 2008, 10:06:00 PM  

Now THAT is a three-way texting!

Scott said...
Feb 21, 2008, 1:27:00 AM  

OMG u r gr8 coach KS. Call me.

swany11 said...
Feb 21, 2008, 5:48:00 AM  

"I know Brent Musburger told us he's a great guy, but does Kelvin Sampson have to call 5 times a day? By the way, who's this Salisbury guy and why did he send pics of his little finger?"

Edju said...
Feb 21, 2008, 9:56:00 AM  

Young Hoosier fans scramble to find out how they managed to find the flea circus, but not the IU game.

bido said...
Feb 21, 2008, 11:26:00 AM  

Enough of the "girls texting, Sampson's new illegal calls" comments, you unoriginal bastards! Someone had to say it, so yeah, I just went there!

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