"Oh. My. God. Ashley, Kayla, Jen With One 'N', Jenn With Two 'N's, and I all showed up for the game wearing the same tights... Yeah, those adorable red-and-white striped ones... I know, I could just die...

"Like...then this totally creepy guy Paul Lukas came up to us - and I was all like, nuh-uh..."

No more Captions needed LOL

You're telling me Coach Sampson is now calling and texting cheerleading recruits!? While in the post-game news conference!?

I'd drop a house on that.

Hahahaha...I think I'm going to have to cut and paste everyone of these.

Each girl would regret her decision to wear the striped tights as the bright colors and holes in them helped draw attention to the walks of shame they all had to make the following morning.

... And people say Rutgers had nappy-headed ho's.

"Well, I'm here too, but I can't find you."

"Well, I'm right where we said to meet. Next to some girl with a camera and two other girls texting each other."

"You can't be where we said to meet, because that's where I am. I'm sitting here next to some girl on the phone and some other girl taking pics and two other girls texting each other...."

Meanwhile...

[text]"Well, I'm here too, but I can't find you."[text]

[text]"Well, I'm right where we said to meet. Next to some girl with a camera and two other girls talking on the phone to each other...."[text]

Sampson's personal assistants get to work on the next recruiting class.

Courtney, You aren't gonna believe this, the student section, everyone ate their pompoms then barfed them all up. I swear to God. Oh my God, disgusting.

"Jenny, do you know what a 'sunt' is?"

Oh how wonderful, Brent Musburger brought his daughters (possibly girlfriends) to the game to support Brent's best friend Kelvin Sampson.

"Daddy, red and white are not my colors... can you get the school to combine them to make the school color pink?"

Are you sure we're at the right gym? No way these high school bleachers exist at a Division 1 school...

Whoa, almost looked at the court once. Thanks for saving me blackberry/camera/etch-o-sketch!

It was at this moment the girls recieved text messages and phone calls informing them the game was tomorrow night.

pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom,
pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom,
pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom,
pom pom, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, pom pom,
pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom,pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom, pom pom,

The lollipop guild is older, drunker, divorced and searching for a D-III player to capture their heart

I know Christmas just ended, but I am suddenly craving the hell out some candy canes.

Bobby Knight was wondering what was going on after he left Bloomington when his boy, Myles Brand was IU president.

God, I hate it when Chrissy and Kelly will just talk to each other on the phone...and Lauren and Ashley will text each other...and they all act like I'm not here...just cause I use this camera to cover my Adam's apple!

when did we change from the Hoosiers to the Pippi Longstockings?

So yeah, like.. she totally showed up to the pep rally dressed up in some sort of duct tape blouse thing. It's like... soo disguuusting.

Rusty Hardin prepares Sampson's defense by claiming he had no idea these cheerleaders were illegally recruiting Eric Gordon.

Forget these five, I'll take Erin Andrews.

Smile, ladies, you're on Big Ten Poon.com!!!

Ralph Sampson continues to make inappropriate phone calls.

Brent Musberger says those illegally recruited cheerleaders should still be on the team.

anon 4:13 Ralph Sampson?
Can tell you're a real sports fan.

And you thought Harry Potter Con was dorky...try Where's Waldo Con...

Sorry, Kelvin. I'm already enrolled.

"The girls desperately tried to reach their sister after getting word that a house had fallen on her somewhere down the Yellow Brick Road."

"I feel so dirty, Kelvin. Won't you get caught?"

"Don't worry, baby. My wife has become accustomed to all my cheating over the years."

Just like the team's warmups, those tights are ripoffs.

The hospital called, they want their candy striper strippers back.

Kelvin Samson mass texted us..creep

Rep. Henry Waxman: "Now Jenn, Ashley, Jen and Kayla say Brian McNamee all gave them red-white stripe socks to wear for the game. Are you saying you didn't discuss with the girls during the Kappa Kappa game party in 2007 to wear red and white stripe socks from Mr. McNamee?"

Jenn: "What I am saying is they 'misremembered' what I said. I was talking about a t-v show I saw about girls wearing red and white stripe socks."

The surplus fabric sale at the flag factory was a big success.

Girl 1: Like, OMG we're sitting right next to each other and on the phone!
Girl 2: Like, move over skank.
Girl 3: I'm sad because no one will talk to me.
Girl 4: I want to text Coach Stimpson and see what is up. (writer's note: spelling intended)
Girl 5: I beat you to it! lolz!

Now THAT is a three-way texting!

OMG u r gr8 coach KS. Call me.

"I know Brent Musburger told us he's a great guy, but does Kelvin Sampson have to call 5 times a day? By the way, who's this Salisbury guy and why did he send pics of his little finger?"

Young Hoosier fans scramble to find out how they managed to find the flea circus, but not the IU game.

Enough of the "girls texting, Sampson's new illegal calls" comments, you unoriginal bastards! Someone had to say it, so yeah, I just went there!