Create The Caption #172

Monday, February 25, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....


"Pedro showed us how many games he plans to pitch before his next injury."- SS Reporters

"Nobody will find Little Pedro now....NOBODY!!!"- Nos

"The Yankees are my daddy...but I'm Papa Squat."- Anon

"Pedro continues to find new places to hide his personal mascot Nelson de la Rosa."- toddhinds67
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? (Apparently they have a bet about who will have the better bracket this March. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head....the other way around Golic joins the Manatees)


Daily Links:

Apparently Uniwatch Doesn't Like Our Humor (Uniwatch, 3rd Item)
Add Kornheiser To The List Of People Who Hate Blogs Now (KSK)
A Nice Breakdown Of BTN's Shon Morris (Inside The Hall)
What A Trade Is Like For Good Friends In The NBA (NBA: Tyson Chandler)
Golf Is Not So Popular Anymore (Crashburn Alley)
Leave A-Rod Alone! (I'm Writing Sports)
Bobby Jackson And T-Mac Threw Down Awhile Back (Half Court Heave)
Hockey Teams Let Bloggers Everywhere (Sports Media Journal)
The Buffer Brother Rivalry Is Heating Up! (Food Court Lunch)
Hey, Roddick Still CAN Win Tournaments! (The Play In CA)
A Collection Of The Worst/Grossest Injuries Ever (Unprofessional Foul)
A Nice Oscar Review Here (Ken Levine)

Update: I failed to mention that the Name Of The Year brackets have been released. Vote early and vote often!

2008 NOTY First Round: No. 1 Destiny Frankenstein v. No. 16 Maurkice Pouncey (NOTY)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:26 PM

40 Comments:

"Meanwhile back at the Legion of Doom, Lex Luthor hatches his latest plan to the Riddler and Gorilla Grodd"

Jeff Hawkins said...
Feb 25, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

Ha...great start Jeff.

Feb 25, 2008, 12:55:00 PM  

We are from France.

dumpdolan said...
Feb 25, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

Q: Who will lose this daring bet?!?
A: The American public.

doneycat said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:00:00 PM  

I'm sorry, but M&M make me lose my sense of humor; almost as much as He Whose Name Shall Never Be Mentioned Again.

Bruce said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:10:00 PM  

"Shh! Even before you start. That was a preemptive Shh. Just know I have a whole bag of Shh with your name on it."

Sanity Has Gone South said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!"

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:13:00 PM  

Kind of a dick, that Greenberg.

MDT said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:24:00 PM  

"I, Balok, captain of the Fesarius, will destroy this place you call Bristol if you do not send me the human females Erin Andrews and Sage Steele! You have one hour!"

Feb 25, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s.

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s.

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s.If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s.

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s.If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s.

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:43:00 PM  

If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s.

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s.

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s.

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s. If Golic wins Greenie shaves his head. Are you funny enough to create a caption for this screen grab of Mike and Mike this morning? Okay maybe I'm taking that a little too far. Cheeze Doodles. hook you up with Porn Stars. Now that's a talent I'd like to have. Sit around and watch our post-Oscars coverage in the meantime. walking on egg shells these days but I always thought that was a bunch of b.s.

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

hey anon thanks for spamming!

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:48:00 PM  

This is obviously a Photoshop creation...cause there is no way in hell the Suns only scored 86 points.

citizinKane said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:51:00 PM  

A squid, no no, an octopus, no, a flounder! No no no, an eel! No no no, it's a bass! No! It's a mackeral!

I got it! I got it!!!!

It's a grouper!!!

Yes!

hollywood wags said...
Feb 25, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

Few people remember when Dr. Douglas Evil hosted a TV show before turning to evil, and ultimately, to aid his twin brother Austin Powers against the terrorists.

JamesCraven said...
Feb 25, 2008, 2:33:00 PM  

Are there sharks with laser beams?

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

And I thought the Ving Rhames sucked as Kojak...

GMoney said...
Feb 25, 2008, 3:55:00 PM  

"DUEL!"

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 4:23:00 PM  

Two penises and a dickhead

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 4:26:00 PM  

Can't make him any worse of a Sports Center host.

Keith said...
Feb 25, 2008, 4:27:00 PM  

So join America's favorite TV family, and a tiny green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Erik Kuselias can see and hear, on ESPN this fall. It'll be out of this world!

BF said...
Feb 25, 2008, 4:38:00 PM  

Is Greeny trying to join the Floyd Reese Cult?

Nos said...
Feb 25, 2008, 4:45:00 PM  

The loser of the bet will have to be ugly ass Sam Cassell for a week.

Amaysing1 said...
Feb 25, 2008, 5:18:00 PM  

Best part of the picture is "Pistons-116 Suns-86." Best team in the NBA is Detroit, hands down. What happened little baby Nash???? Was Chauncey too big for you? Nash is awful, Shaq is fat, and the Suns are not that good. Deeeeeeeeeeeetrrrrrooooooooiiiiitttt Bassssskkketbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe D said...
Feb 25, 2008, 5:27:00 PM  

Coming up next, the World Series of Shaving, 20 day non-stop coverage featuring Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg as hosts.

ssreporters said...
Feb 25, 2008, 6:01:00 PM  

I am the only surviving martian from Mars attacks. I am immune to Slim Whitman music, and I get chicks beacause I look like Moby.

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 6:54:00 PM  

7, -20, 2.

Also

Mike Greenberg stares into your soul.

Free Vick said...
Feb 25, 2008, 7:15:00 PM  

Shaving heads(or even ballbags)wouldn't be as embarrassing as the corporate cock M+M sucked while pimping that fishing tournament.Understood,they gotta do it as WWL property,but still,they are slathering their way up the corporate scrotum pole.Brutal.

Hugh Jorgan said...
Feb 25, 2008, 7:23:00 PM  

Greeny's head swelled up so bad his hair fell out.

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 8:32:00 PM  

Greenberg: So Golic, I was wondering...does this new do make me look fat. I am really at a loss here...do I use soap or shampoo?

Eric: Jesus, you deal with this every morning?

Golic: I know, my life sucks...now why not you call me a fat, hypocritical, steroid cheater; make fun of Notre Dame; and show me that picture Salisbury sent you just to rub it in more.

Anonymous said...
Feb 25, 2008, 9:37:00 PM  

Okay, who put a picture of Salisbury's dick up there?

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2008, 12:07:00 AM  

Look directly at Greenberg's eyes for five seconds.
Congratulations. This image is now permanently burned into your retinas. Wamp wamp.

Collin said...
Feb 26, 2008, 5:33:00 AM  

(From L to R) Kuselias contemplates being a bigger douche, Greeny announces to the world he's going as Charles Barkley to the next ESPN Halloween party, Golic...eats a sandwich.

Jared said...
Feb 26, 2008, 9:04:00 AM  

Golic: "I drink your milkshake!"

Kuselius: "Hell no, that shit might fly with Nancy Boy, but not with me. Drink your Nutri-System shake tubby."

Anonymous said...
Feb 26, 2008, 11:11:00 AM  

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