"Meanwhile back at the Legion of Doom, Lex Luthor hatches his latest plan to the Riddler and Gorilla Grodd"

Ha...great start Jeff.

We are from France.

Q: Who will lose this daring bet?!?
A: The American public.

I'm sorry, but M&M make me lose my sense of humor; almost as much as He Whose Name Shall Never Be Mentioned Again.

"Shh! Even before you start. That was a preemptive Shh. Just know I have a whole bag of Shh with your name on it."

"That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!"

Kind of a dick, that Greenberg.

"I, Balok, captain of the Fesarius, will destroy this place you call Bristol if you do not send me the human females Erin Andrews and Sage Steele! You have one hour!"

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hey anon thanks for spamming!

This is obviously a Photoshop creation...cause there is no way in hell the Suns only scored 86 points.

A squid, no no, an octopus, no, a flounder! No no no, an eel! No no no, it's a bass! No! It's a mackeral!

I got it! I got it!!!!

It's a grouper!!!

Yes!

Few people remember when Dr. Douglas Evil hosted a TV show before turning to evil, and ultimately, to aid his twin brother Austin Powers against the terrorists.

Are there sharks with laser beams?

And I thought the Ving Rhames sucked as Kojak...

"DUEL!"

Two penises and a dickhead

Can't make him any worse of a Sports Center host.

So join America's favorite TV family, and a tiny green space alien named Ozmodiar that only Erik Kuselias can see and hear, on ESPN this fall. It'll be out of this world!

Is Greeny trying to join the Floyd Reese Cult?

The loser of the bet will have to be ugly ass Sam Cassell for a week.

Best part of the picture is "Pistons-116 Suns-86." Best team in the NBA is Detroit, hands down. What happened little baby Nash???? Was Chauncey too big for you? Nash is awful, Shaq is fat, and the Suns are not that good. Deeeeeeeeeeeetrrrrrooooooooiiiiitttt Bassssskkketbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Coming up next, the World Series of Shaving, 20 day non-stop coverage featuring Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg as hosts.

I am the only surviving martian from Mars attacks. I am immune to Slim Whitman music, and I get chicks beacause I look like Moby.

7, -20, 2.

Also

Mike Greenberg stares into your soul.

Shaving heads(or even ballbags)wouldn't be as embarrassing as the corporate cock M+M sucked while pimping that fishing tournament.Understood,they gotta do it as WWL property,but still,they are slathering their way up the corporate scrotum pole.Brutal.

Greeny's head swelled up so bad his hair fell out.

Greenberg: So Golic, I was wondering...does this new do make me look fat. I am really at a loss here...do I use soap or shampoo?

Eric: Jesus, you deal with this every morning?

Golic: I know, my life sucks...now why not you call me a fat, hypocritical, steroid cheater; make fun of Notre Dame; and show me that picture Salisbury sent you just to rub it in more.

Okay, who put a picture of Salisbury's dick up there?

Look directly at Greenberg's eyes for five seconds.
Congratulations. This image is now permanently burned into your retinas. Wamp wamp.

(From L to R) Kuselias contemplates being a bigger douche, Greeny announces to the world he's going as Charles Barkley to the next ESPN Halloween party, Golic...eats a sandwich.

Golic: "I drink your milkshake!"

Kuselius: "Hell no, that shit might fly with Nancy Boy, but not with me. Drink your Nutri-System shake tubby."