"I'm a god damn priest and I still had to pay 2 grand to sit up here! Hopefully that little Eli signs my poster..."

"Eli won a Super Bowl? REPENT!! REPENT FOR THE END IS NEAR!!!!"

He's trying out to be the next Buddy Christ

"You think Sinead O'Connor can piss off a city...wait 'til they get a load of me..."

I knew the annexation of Puerto Rico would work.

"Don't the Giants play in New Jersey these days? If they're going to ask me to bless New Jersey, they're mistaken -- nothing will clean that place up."

I can't decide what tastes better: Eli or the 9 year old.

Now, raise your hand if you've been touched inappropriately.

Captain Douchebag looks on...

DAAAAAAAMMMMMN, these stilts are the shit!

"NOW WHO AMONG YOU WANTS TO TESTIFY? YOU SIR!"

"Father, I saw Eli lead a 4th quarter comeback to beat Tom Brady and the undefeated Patriots!"

"Damn son, where do I get that communion wine"

God - representin'...

I told you guys the Giants would win, did any of you believe me?? Noooo! Now guess who isn't getting into Heaven...that's right all you losers down there who doubted me!

That's right little boys, the Church likes football too. C'mon in!

"Oh my god, wait your telling me Eli really ISNT 12 years old!?"

and on the 8th day, god made new jersey the 6th borough of new york city.

You know what happens when you don't say 'F*ck Jesus'? Championships, bitches.

When the hell did Mr. Rogers start dressing like Superman?

"50 bucks says I can tear this poster in half with my bear hands."

The Phoenix Suns are willing to trade Amare and Nash for a man of this height.

+1 Brave Sir Robin

Mmmmmm ... I've always loved younger brothers. Go Eli!

Our father.......without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.....damnit I did it again!

There's a "Dogma" reference here...I'm sure of it.

"And for Lent the Patriots are giving up winning..."

I used to be a quarterback. Then I found a much better way to place my hands on a young firm ass.

You! With the hand up! Here kiddie kiddie kiddie... wanna see something REALLY Giant?

I think the sign over the crotch says it all.

This... is.... NEW JERSEY!!!!

I AM SPARTACUS

"IM A JEDI KNIGHT"
*Tracy Morgan face

Raise your hand if you are Jewish.

Is there anyway to submit pictures for potential "Create the Caption"'s in the future?

"Summa cum laude, magna cum laude, the radio's too louda... Post meridian, ante meridian, uncle meridian, all the little meridians"

(The fake priest from "Johnny Dangerously", another 80s movie so bad its good)

I knew these guys would sell their souls to the devil just to win a Super Bowl.

This is SPARTA!!!!

Crap, I mean... This is NEW YORK!!!

LIVE from New York, it's Saturday Night!

I wonder if I can get Umenyiora to take a dump on the new altar boy while I upload it to YouPorn.

Buddy Christ comes to life and immediately jumps on the Giants bandwagon.