Create The Caption #160

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"Bellichek left the welcome home celebration with just 1 fan's hand left to shake."- Whomas

"Belichick wearing the "sleeves of unfathomable sadness" upon his return to Boston."- Joel G

"I'm so surprised, You all came just to get my recipe for PB&J on raisin bread?"- Ryan

"Here's my number, here's my number...hey hey hey wait a second...where's your wedding, no, no single women, if it isn't cheating i want no part of it"- The Great Bambi

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Father James Cooper of Trinity Church watching the Giants Parade yesterday?

Daily Links:

An Interview With Mo From GUTS (College News)
Uh Oh, Peyton Might Be Getting A Divorce (Bern's Beach)
Rudy Is A Sawx Fan, Traitor! Traitor! (Lion in Oil)
The Plaxico Friends Network (The Wade Blogs)
The Gophers Land A Pretty Good QB (Stiles Points)
So When Do You Think Jason Kidd Will Officially Lose It? (The Howevah Files)
Cheerleader Photo Shoots! (All Balls)
Someone Wasn't Happy With The Bloggers Coverage Of The Super Bowl (Unemployed Journalist)
Appealing A Transfer Is A Waste Of Time (Signal to Noise)
A Bloggers Trip To Glendale In Photos (For The Love Of Sports)
The Russian National Soccer Team Has An Interesting Training Facility (Unprofessional Foul)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 11:51 AM


"I'm a god damn priest and I still had to pay 2 grand to sit up here! Hopefully that little Eli signs my poster..."

Mez said...
Feb 6, 2008, 12:18:00 PM  

"Eli won a Super Bowl? REPENT!! REPENT FOR THE END IS NEAR!!!!"

Feb 6, 2008, 12:27:00 PM  

He's trying out to be the next Buddy Christ

Brave Sir Robin said...
Feb 6, 2008, 12:33:00 PM  

"You think Sinead O'Connor can piss off a city...wait 'til they get a load of me..."

Nuklhd said...
Feb 6, 2008, 12:36:00 PM  

I knew the annexation of Puerto Rico would work.

Anonymous said...
Feb 6, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

"Don't the Giants play in New Jersey these days? If they're going to ask me to bless New Jersey, they're mistaken -- nothing will clean that place up."

Signal to Noise said...
Feb 6, 2008, 12:54:00 PM  

I can't decide what tastes better: Eli or the 9 year old.

toddhinds67 said...
Feb 6, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

Now, raise your hand if you've been touched inappropriately.

MDT said...
Feb 6, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

Captain Douchebag looks on...

Anonymous said...
Feb 6, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

DAAAAAAAMMMMMN, these stilts are the shit!

Tom said...
Feb 6, 2008, 1:09:00 PM  


"Father, I saw Eli lead a 4th quarter comeback to beat Tom Brady and the undefeated Patriots!"

"Damn son, where do I get that communion wine"

the great bambi said...
Feb 6, 2008, 1:11:00 PM  

God - representin'...

Anonymous said...
Feb 6, 2008, 1:14:00 PM  
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Whomas said...
Feb 6, 2008, 1:39:00 PM  

I told you guys the Giants would win, did any of you believe me?? Noooo! Now guess who isn't getting into Heaven...that's right all you losers down there who doubted me!

Whomas said...
Feb 6, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

That's right little boys, the Church likes football too. C'mon in!

JJ said...
Feb 6, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

"Oh my god, wait your telling me Eli really ISNT 12 years old!?"

GusJohnsonForGod said...
Feb 6, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

and on the 8th day, god made new jersey the 6th borough of new york city.

Anonymous said...
Feb 6, 2008, 1:55:00 PM  

You know what happens when you don't say 'F*ck Jesus'? Championships, bitches.

Feb 6, 2008, 2:23:00 PM  

When the hell did Mr. Rogers start dressing like Superman?

Jon said...
Feb 6, 2008, 3:01:00 PM  

"50 bucks says I can tear this poster in half with my bear hands."

The Hazean said...
Feb 6, 2008, 3:15:00 PM  

The Phoenix Suns are willing to trade Amare and Nash for a man of this height.

GMoney said...
Feb 6, 2008, 3:52:00 PM  

+1 Brave Sir Robin

Anonymous said...
Feb 6, 2008, 4:02:00 PM  

Mmmmmm ... I've always loved younger brothers. Go Eli!

The unhappy Catholic said...
Feb 6, 2008, 4:58:00 PM  

Our father.......without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.....damnit I did it again!

Nos said...
Feb 6, 2008, 5:08:00 PM  

There's a "Dogma" reference here...I'm sure of it.

Feb 6, 2008, 5:45:00 PM  

"And for Lent the Patriots are giving up winning..."

Comic Relief said...
Feb 6, 2008, 6:19:00 PM  

I used to be a quarterback. Then I found a much better way to place my hands on a young firm ass.

Anonymous said...
Feb 6, 2008, 8:18:00 PM  

You! With the hand up! Here kiddie kiddie kiddie... wanna see something REALLY Giant?

Little Ball o' Hate said...
Feb 6, 2008, 8:42:00 PM  

I think the sign over the crotch says it all.

The Lazer said...
Feb 6, 2008, 9:11:00 PM  

This... is.... NEW JERSEY!!!!

evan said...
Feb 6, 2008, 9:22:00 PM  


cosmo said...
Feb 6, 2008, 9:50:00 PM  

*Tracy Morgan face

Amaysing1 said...
Feb 6, 2008, 10:22:00 PM  

Raise your hand if you are Jewish.

Gonzo said...
Feb 6, 2008, 10:37:00 PM  

Is there anyway to submit pictures for potential "Create the Caption"'s in the future?

Corbin said...
Feb 7, 2008, 12:25:00 AM  

"Summa cum laude, magna cum laude, the radio's too louda... Post meridian, ante meridian, uncle meridian, all the little meridians"

(The fake priest from "Johnny Dangerously", another 80s movie so bad its good)

Sam Walker said...
Feb 7, 2008, 7:23:00 AM  

I knew these guys would sell their souls to the devil just to win a Super Bowl.

monty40 said...
Feb 7, 2008, 8:02:00 AM  

This is SPARTA!!!!

Crap, I mean... This is NEW YORK!!!

Tom said...
Feb 7, 2008, 10:12:00 AM  

LIVE from New York, it's Saturday Night!

Tom said...
Feb 7, 2008, 10:13:00 AM  

I wonder if I can get Umenyiora to take a dump on the new altar boy while I upload it to YouPorn.

The Humanist said...
Feb 7, 2008, 11:29:00 AM  

Buddy Christ comes to life and immediately jumps on the Giants bandwagon.

Paul said...
Feb 7, 2008, 12:23:00 PM  

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