Create The Caption #159
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Hey Bellicheat, film this boooooooooy!"- Anon
"Hey Buck and Nantz! I got Brady's number---how you like THEM APPLES??"- Mike
"How the hell did Wayne Newton get on the field? (over Eli's right shoulder)"- Steve
"I HAVE THE POWERRRRR!"- Tom
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Bill Belichick being welcomed home after the Super Bowl?
Daily Links:
A Look At All Of Those Clever SB Headlines (Fynal Cut)
Happy Trails Mr. Knight (Hell Yes Guy)
Pedro Is Not Happy (The Big Picture)
Elisha vs. Elisha (Rumors and Rants)
Soccer Schedulers Aren't Paying Attention To Other Sports (Digital Headbutt)
What Is This Drake You Speak of? (Stiles Points)
50 Cent Disses Paris Hilton At A Super Bowl Party (On 205th)
Get Your 18-1 Books Now! (Simon on Sports)
46 Comments:
Get down! Sniper on the roof.
like zombies the pats fans still cheer wearing their 19-0 T-Shirts
Bellichek left the welcome home celebration with just 1 fan's hand left to shake.
Coach! How are you back in Boston already? There's still :01 left on the clock!
A red dot near Belichick's head......interesting.
"here's my number, here's my number...hey hey hey wait a second...where's your wedding ring...no, no, no single women, if it isn't cheating i want no part of it"
Matt Walsh is no longer with us. HIGH FIVE!!!
Why did I pack only red sweatshirts. WHY? WHY??!
Hail the conquering hero! (not Belichick - rather the sandwich he's smuggling under the hoodie)
The flight sure did make my herpes sore grow!
Walk of shame.
Belichick: "Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit, ea- Will You Go With Me To Prom?" Oh boy; another chance to cheat! Follow me cameras, nothing to see here...
"... And here we see President Nixon making his way across the Rose Garden lawn ..."
Belichick wearing the "sleeves of unfathomable sadness" upon his return to Boston.
Too much human interaction....circuits overloading
If the film don't fit, you must acquit
And here we have a rare glimpse of a wild Belichick WITH sleeves on... lets take a look.
"Oh my god, oh my god I think the one in the beanie likes me! Play it cool Billy, play it cool..."
"Man I hope no one's taping this"
Berman has never looked worse. Must be worn down from coddling Emmitt.
First President Palmer and now Coach of the Year Belichick! Suck on that Bauer!
If you're happy and you know it, slap some hands!
I thought the monster that began with double t and the one in the pearls had died....but like Michael Myers, it just keeps coming back..........
So THIS is what hell looks like...
Damn idiots cost me the Old Navy endorsement. Just shoot me now!
"Hey Coach, see these rings? You kick that field goal and you coulda had a much nicer one!"
I spy something red
You're dead. You're dead. You're dead. You're dead.
Nice to meet you, Bill Simmons' dad.
Coach: You people are f'n pathetic. I'll toss each and every one of you over the edge of Jimmy Johnson's boat.
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah." -Chevy Chase errrrrrrrr... Bill Belichick
"I'm so surprised, You all came just to get my recipe for PB&J on raisin bread?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOaGkPXn9LQ
need help...must pull sleeves...off of sweatshirt...evil powers...drained by...wholesome sleeves...must fight desire...to eat Oreos.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool. I am out
If I remember correctly from the re-con video, there should be about 20 more people in this line.
Can any of you play outside linebacker? How about strong safety? Bring your own 'roids!
Someone's getting fired tonight -- who the f%#k forgot to to cut the sleeves off my cot-damn sweater?
Hermits Unite!
AAARRRGG!! FIRE BAD!!!
I'm just getting my laser eyes revved up
Fuck you. Fuck you. Bite my ass. Fuck you. Suck it. Fuck you. Get bent.
The crowd is actually trying to stop him. He just stabbed a guy.
Ya see what not taping another team's plays gets ya? A loss in the d*** Super Bowl. How can that be fair?
"Touch the hand.....of God you mindless sheep."
"here's my number, here's my number...hey hey hey wait a second...where's your wedding ring...no, no, no single women, if it isn't cheating i want no part of it"
The Great Bambi is the Winner. +1 Cheese Doodle.
Got her, got her, need him, got her...