Create The Caption #203

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"No matter how hard you try, that hand's not going to hide what's happening in those pants."- DJ

"Wow - something just popped - and for once, it wasn't my shoulder..."- Steve

"For the last time, Kerry, I do NOT want to see your 'split finger' or your 'backdoor breaking ball.' Nor do I want to 'blow your save,' whatever that means."- Ross

"Oh look, it's Kerry Wood and three people who could take him deep."- CBH

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Bruins and Canadiens, umm....going at it? (Via SI's Caught In The Act)

Daily Links:

WIP's Howard Eskin Doesn't Like Blogs Either (HHR)
Annother Interview With X-Mas Ape (The Big Picture)
Worst. Calendar. Ever. (Freglomerica)
Do You Smell What Barack Is Cooking? (Randball)
Remembering Mo Vaughn's Batting Stance (Rumors and Rants)
Cavs Fans Seemed To Enjoy Last Night's Game (Waiting For Next Year)
Hank Needs To Be Stopped (The Money Shot)
Stop Babying NBA Superstars (Hell Yes Guy)
Can Someone Tell The Nets They Didn't Make The Playoffs (Lion In Oil)
Bennie The Bull Is Still Causing Trouble (Chicago Bull)
Could Pacman Be A Victim? (Deuce Of Davenport)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:00 PM


That's what Reggie Miller refers to as a "full steam of head."

Kyle said...
Apr 22, 2008, 12:25:00 PM  

I'll go with another Miller one.

"The Montreal player loves the tittie."

TJX said...
Apr 22, 2008, 12:35:00 PM  

Jim Ross: Pedigree!! Oh dear god, he killed him! Now he jus....wait a minute, wait a gosh darn minute! Is is! It's the Mountie's music!!!

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 12:36:00 PM  

Kyle Farnsworth still has great tackling form while wearing ice skates.

Walrus said...
Apr 22, 2008, 12:45:00 PM  

No, Tom, after the series is over it's customary to do a HANDshake...

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 12:47:00 PM  

The real reason that Bill Simmons is a hockey fan again

Jeff V said...
Apr 22, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

Now the B's are eliminated, Zdeno Chara tries out for the job of passenger side air bag.

JDM said...
Apr 22, 2008, 1:25:00 PM  

"Hey man, you have a Slovak on the side of your face. No, the other side."

Down Goes Brown said...
Apr 22, 2008, 1:33:00 PM  

Zinedine Zidane tries his hand at hockey.


Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Goddamit, who left one of Cherry's shirt collars on the ice, eh...

E Buzz said...
Apr 22, 2008, 1:49:00 PM  

They were right. The cold does make it shrink.

Ian said...
Apr 22, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

I was on the forecheck, then that happened.

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 2:43:00 PM  

While it seems hard to believe, it was the Bruins that "blew" the series.

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 2:46:00 PM  

Canada, our way too friendly neighbors to the north.

Apr 22, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

Ref: That's it. Play's over, boys.

Zdeno Chara: No. Let him finish

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 3:14:00 PM  

Bill Simmons Dream: To slurp up any Boston athlete

Unknown said...
Apr 22, 2008, 3:34:00 PM  

Like their own fans, NHL players are looking high and low to find the 2008 NHL play-offs on television

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 4:03:00 PM  

It tastes OK but it could use more maple syrup.

GMoney said...
Apr 22, 2008, 4:20:00 PM  

It's okay to do it on the ice, it's not like anyone's actually watching.

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 4:45:00 PM  

As if French-Canadiens weren't gay enough...

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 4:52:00 PM  

So, when do we go shopping?

Mal said...
Apr 22, 2008, 6:34:00 PM  

Hmmmm... tastes like chicken

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 7:19:00 PM  

In Quebec we call this The Frozen Wheelbarrow.

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 7:30:00 PM  

Mmmph mmmmmph hrmmmmph gmmmmph.

JJ said...
Apr 22, 2008, 8:02:00 PM  

A Larry Zbysko piledriver gone bad. Very bad.

Unknown said...
Apr 22, 2008, 9:23:00 PM  

Raja Bell made the transition to the NHL without having to change his technique on defense.

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 11:41:00 PM  

Hockey players in rare on-ice mating ritual.

Wesley said...
Apr 23, 2008, 1:03:00 AM  


Unknown said...
Apr 23, 2008, 2:28:00 AM  

cock, balls.

Anonymous said...
Apr 23, 2008, 3:24:00 AM  

"Tastes like chicken."

Anonymous said...
Apr 23, 2008, 12:01:00 PM  

"I love the smell of balls in the morning."

Anonymous said...
Apr 23, 2008, 12:02:00 PM  

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