Create The Caption #202

Monday, April 21, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"AI: "Do you know where you are, 'Melo?"
CA: "No clue. Got any Doritos?"
- Anon

"We talkin bout drinkin, man. Not drivin. Not drivin. Not the actual drivin, when it matters. We talkin bout drinkin at my house tonight. What are we talkin bout, man? Drivin?"- Free Vick

"AI: "Say Geeves old chap, Tawanna and I had a smashing good time at the polo match last fortnight. Shall we book another engagement for the morrow?"
Melo: "Right so, my good man. We shall discuss it over tea and crumpetts."- BF


Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the Cubs hanging out with Marissa Miller in the dugout?

Daily Links:

A T.O. Reality Show? (America's Team)
Most Boring Announcer Ever (SS Reporters)
No One Cares ESPN (Legend of Cecilio)
Can The Cards Keep This Up? (I'm Writing Sports)
Best Old School Commercials (Half Court Heave)
The Pope Calls Dirk A Traitor (E True Sports)
A Ton Of People Showed Up To The Rutgers Spring Game (Hugging Harold Reynolds)
The Many Faces Of Stephen A. Smith (The Sports Hernia)
The NHL Doesn't Like Octopus (My Brain Says Rage)
The Dropkick Murphys Open Up A Sox Bar (Red Sox Monster)
Michael Kay Is A Ladies Man (Busted Coverage)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:04 PM


No matter how hard you try, that hand's not going to hide what's happening in those pants.

DJ said...
Apr 21, 2008, 12:43:00 PM  

"Why yes, Marissa, this bat handle is an accurate representation of its size..."

the great bambi said...
Apr 21, 2008, 12:53:00 PM  

Wow - something just popped - and for once, it wasn't my shoulder...

Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

After hearing that Brooklyn Decker got engaged to Andy Roddick, Marissa Miller one-upped her by finding THREE perennial losers to hang out with!

Zeke Smith said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:01:00 PM  

"Um, Kerry, I appreciate the offer, but given your injury history, I'm afraid I might snap it right off."

Signal to Noise said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:03:00 PM  

"I better hold my junk down before it slips its collar and runs around the dugout"

JK said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:20:00 PM  

"Great Jessica the Jinx is here, now we'll have to wait ANOTHER 100 years to win a WS.

Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

Oh look, it's Kerry Wood and three people who could take him deep.


Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:27:00 PM  

She's hot and all, but Kerry, it's still no reason to give yourself the shocker.

Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:30:00 PM  

Kerry tries to show that the slimming effect of vertical pinstripes has its limits.

Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:31:00 PM  

Hey babe, this is why they call me Kerry Wood.

Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

Hey babe, this is why they call me Kerry Wood.

Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:32:00 PM  

Kerry's Wood.

Apr 21, 2008, 1:37:00 PM  

In a related story, Cubs fans were not surprised to find out the following day, that Kerry Wood couldn't close the deal.

N8Dawg said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Deeeeeeeez nuts...wait, what? that's not cool anymore?

Apr 21, 2008, 1:42:00 PM  

Hi, I'm here for the gang bang

Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

AP- Chicago, Kerry Wood (pictured with SI Cover Model Marissa Miller) has again ended up on the IR with a swollen bone in his left hand. He's expected back in the dugout in 2 weeks.

Mikvogel said...
Apr 21, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

As the threw the supermodel onto the field, Marty Brennemenaen was heard to be cursing out Cubs fans and players.

hollywood wags said...
Apr 21, 2008, 2:24:00 PM  

Now THAT'S what I call a triple play!!!

Tim said...
Apr 21, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

Marissa Miller sherrrr gottta somme nice boo.... blargh ... blargh .... is Kerry Wood injured again?

Ghost of Harry Caray said...
Apr 21, 2008, 2:31:00 PM  

"Just rubbin' one out before the game."

Tortfeasor said...
Apr 21, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

No, No, Yes, No.

Apr 21, 2008, 2:50:00 PM  

Like a good neighbor, State Farm was there. And by there, I mean it was the condom to protect Miller from getting infected with these losers' collective seeds.

Noce said...
Apr 21, 2008, 3:02:00 PM  

Sam Zell, with help from State Farm present: 'Two Guys, a Girl and a Boner'. He's gotta make $$$ off these assholes anyway he can.

Noce said...
Apr 21, 2008, 3:05:00 PM  

Looks like they were trying to recreate this great "Punky Brewster" moment from 1984:
(from 5:41 mark on)

Doneycat said...
Apr 21, 2008, 3:07:00 PM  

I think she is wearing a Fukudome Jersey

ryan said...
Apr 21, 2008, 3:19:00 PM  

Marisa: You can hold your junk, but I'm ripping off your pitching arm.
Kerry: Deal

GMoney said...
Apr 21, 2008, 3:40:00 PM  

"Where'd my dick go?"

Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 4:57:00 PM  

Three Men and ........BABY!!!!!!!!!!

vhschola said...
Apr 21, 2008, 5:02:00 PM  

Miller make Kerry "pinch the squid."

Apr 21, 2008, 5:22:00 PM  

Marissa: "For the last time, Kerry, I do NOT want to see your 'split finger' or your 'backdoor breaking ball.' Nor do I want to 'blow your save,' whatever that means."

Ross said...
Apr 21, 2008, 5:48:00 PM  

You would cross your legs too.

Wesley said...
Apr 21, 2008, 6:41:00 PM  

The Cubs pro shop was sold out of pink jerseys that day

Jeff V said...
Apr 21, 2008, 7:04:00 PM  

Not Pictured: Carlos Zambrano cursing and kicking things because he was not invited to the gang bang.

/only three holes fella

Jeff V said...
Apr 21, 2008, 7:05:00 PM  

She'll hang out with these guys just to get the chance to fuk the fukodome

Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 10:01:00 PM  

White shoes before Memorial Day? Yeah, Marissa, Ted Lilly follows no rules. Forget the other two; spend the night with a real rebel.

Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 10:11:00 PM  

Wood: "Easy, big fella!"

Anonymous said...
Apr 21, 2008, 10:15:00 PM  

A great example on how not to hide your boner

pmelchre said...
Apr 21, 2008, 10:25:00 PM  

Wood: "The clerk at Victoria's Secret told me that these pantyhose wouldn't ride up when I sat down."

Tainted Alligator Souffle said...
Apr 21, 2008, 10:31:00 PM  

Marissa: When they said I was going to Chicago to visit some cubs I thought they were sending me to the zoo. I haven't been this disappointed since last year when I thought I was going to see some bears and instead had to hang out with some gross man.

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 2:21:00 AM  

Kerry Wood's bodypaint shows he needs to do a few more crunches.

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 9:15:00 AM  

"If you rub it, it will come."

Anonymous said...
Apr 22, 2008, 9:35:00 AM  

Wood attempts to hide wood while in presence of greatness, and appears to have actually given his right arm to be with her.

BEVOH8R said...
Apr 22, 2008, 10:57:00 AM  

This pending erection is certain to land me on the DL with a Hammy Strain.

Simon said...
Apr 22, 2008, 11:03:00 AM  

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