Create The Caption #205
Thursday, April 24, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"David Robinson always reminded me of a 12 year old girl."- Anon
"Always wondered how the spur's scouts recruited young foreign talent...the next morning Danilo Gallinari left his girlfriend and declared for the 2008 NBA draft."- Anon
"When did Adam Morrison get traded to the Spurs?"- Anon
"Overcome with jealousy, Bruce Bowen ran by and kicked the boy in the achilles heel."- Free Vick
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I think the one in the David Robinson jersey likes me!!! Play it cool Lil' Manu, play it cool...."- Dollar
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kobe Bryant watching the Kenny Smith video?
Daily Links:
Joey Chestnut's Pee Is Going To Smell Come Tomorrow (Yardbarker)
Nats Fans Are Clever (Babes Love Baseball)
A Look Into The Track Records Of Supposed Draft Experts (Cold Hard Football Facts)
Pacman Jones The Video Game (Real Clear Sports)
The Shockey Boogie (Big Blue View)
On The Browns Draft Woes (Hell Yes Guy)
Defending The Flop (The Money Shot)
There's No Water In BASE-BALL! (Deuce of Davenport)
Remembering Cheers With Bob Cosats And Others (Red Sox Monster)
Who Needs Press Passes? (Fynal Cut)
Lute Olsen Has An Interesting Life (We Suck At Sports)
T.O. Is Expanding His Work In Porn (Ballsiest)
There's No Way That D-Wade Is Dating Star Jones. Is There? (Food Court Lunch)
What Pacman Means To The Dallas Locker Room (NOIS)
22 Comments:
"Rape prevention hotline this is Ko... er Keith, how can I help you?"
Kenny Smith? Ship his ass out!
"So as you can see here, i grabbed her by the throat and positioned myself like sooo...man that's just good stuff right there"
Kobe gets a chuckle as Charles and Kenny re-enact "2 Girls, 1 Cup."
Dang, homie. I Can Has Cheezburger tickles me every single time.
Hugh? Hugh Jass?
No, I don't know who that is.
What? Pepe? Pepe Roni? No one here by that name.
Let me lick my lips a bunch, hold on.
I am putting my balls on the desk
Where was this video taken? Colorado? Nah, man, that's...that's not me.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - cameras and lights go off - "Was my fake laugh as good as Michael's?"
"Luckily for the car it wasn't Charles out there. That would have made one hell of a dent."
Where Kobe Bryant karaoke-ing "Friends In Low Places" happens.
Kobe tunes in for the 2nd half of game 2 of the Spurs vs Suns.
(Kobe watching Wednesday's game tape) “Of course I’m beautiful! Look at me…how strange…should watch [team], but can’t look away…too beautiful….”
Hey guys, can you show the one of ME again?
Think bubble: C'mon guys, let me go already. These white bitches aint gonna rape themselves.
If Kevin Johnson can be mayor of Sacramento, I'm gonna be the mayor of Eagle, CO.
KB: "And now here's an update from Erin Andrews."
Producer: "Alright great, Kobe, you're off the air. Kobe? Kobe?")
KB: "Erin . . . Andrews . . . Hey, she goin' to the games in Denver?"
And this is part where Marv and I trade places. YES!
I got nothing.
Man, that GTAIV footage looks sweet!
"Charles, you're right. I do look like an arrogant asshole!"
Whew! That's some pretty "consensual" stuff right there.