Create The Caption #205

Thursday, April 24, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Yesterday's Winners....

"David Robinson always reminded me of a 12 year old girl."- Anon

"Always wondered how the spur's scouts recruited young foreign talent...the next morning Danilo Gallinari left his girlfriend and declared for the 2008 NBA draft."- Anon

"When did Adam Morrison get traded to the Spurs?"- Anon

"Overcome with jealousy, Bruce Bowen ran by and kicked the boy in the achilles heel."- Free Vick

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I think the one in the David Robinson jersey likes me!!! Play it cool Lil' Manu, play it cool...."- Dollar

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kobe Bryant watching the Kenny Smith video?

Daily Links:

Joey Chestnut's Pee Is Going To Smell Come Tomorrow (Yardbarker)
Nats Fans Are Clever (Babes Love Baseball)
A Look Into The Track Records Of Supposed Draft Experts (Cold Hard Football Facts)
Pacman Jones The Video Game (Real Clear Sports)
The Shockey Boogie (Big Blue View)
On The Browns Draft Woes (Hell Yes Guy)
Defending The Flop (The Money Shot)
There's No Water In BASE-BALL! (Deuce of Davenport)
Remembering Cheers With Bob Cosats And Others (Red Sox Monster)
Who Needs Press Passes? (Fynal Cut)
Lute Olsen Has An Interesting Life (We Suck At Sports)
T.O. Is Expanding His Work In Porn (Ballsiest)
There's No Way That D-Wade Is Dating Star Jones. Is There? (Food Court Lunch)
What Pacman Means To The Dallas Locker Room (NOIS)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:39 PM


Whew! That's some pretty "consensual" stuff right there.

ssreporters said...
Apr 24, 2008, 1:06:00 PM  

"Rape prevention hotline this is Ko... er Keith, how can I help you?"

Joseph said...
Apr 24, 2008, 1:17:00 PM  

Kenny Smith? Ship his ass out!

Brave Sir Robin said...
Apr 24, 2008, 1:44:00 PM  

"So as you can see here, i grabbed her by the throat and positioned myself like that's just good stuff right there"

Christopher said...
Apr 24, 2008, 2:09:00 PM  

Kobe gets a chuckle as Charles and Kenny re-enact "2 Girls, 1 Cup."

Nate said...
Apr 24, 2008, 2:27:00 PM  

Dang, homie. I Can Has Cheezburger tickles me every single time.

Corn said...
Apr 24, 2008, 2:29:00 PM  

Hugh? Hugh Jass?

No, I don't know who that is.

What? Pepe? Pepe Roni? No one here by that name.

Let me lick my lips a bunch, hold on.

hollywood wags said...
Apr 24, 2008, 2:53:00 PM  

I am putting my balls on the desk

Anonymous said...
Apr 24, 2008, 2:56:00 PM  

Where was this video taken? Colorado? Nah, man, that's...that's not me.

Apr 24, 2008, 2:59:00 PM  

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - cameras and lights go off - "Was my fake laugh as good as Michael's?"

Anonymous said...
Apr 24, 2008, 3:13:00 PM  

"Luckily for the car it wasn't Charles out there. That would have made one hell of a dent."

Gregory Louis said...
Apr 24, 2008, 3:54:00 PM  

Where Kobe Bryant karaoke-ing "Friends In Low Places" happens.

GMoney said...
Apr 24, 2008, 4:05:00 PM  

Kobe tunes in for the 2nd half of game 2 of the Spurs vs Suns.

Anonymous said...
Apr 24, 2008, 5:05:00 PM  

(Kobe watching Wednesday's game tape) “Of course I’m beautiful! Look at me…how strange…should watch [team], but can’t look away…too beautiful….”

Doug said...
Apr 24, 2008, 5:10:00 PM  

Hey guys, can you show the one of ME again?

Jay said...
Apr 24, 2008, 6:00:00 PM  

Think bubble: C'mon guys, let me go already. These white bitches aint gonna rape themselves.

Apr 24, 2008, 7:00:00 PM  

If Kevin Johnson can be mayor of Sacramento, I'm gonna be the mayor of Eagle, CO.

Wesley said...
Apr 24, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

KB: "And now here's an update from Erin Andrews."
Producer: "Alright great, Kobe, you're off the air. Kobe? Kobe?")
KB: "Erin . . . Andrews . . . Hey, she goin' to the games in Denver?"

Collin said...
Apr 24, 2008, 8:45:00 PM  

And this is part where Marv and I trade places. YES!

Sean said...
Apr 24, 2008, 11:57:00 PM  

I got nothing.

MoonDog said...
Apr 25, 2008, 12:17:00 AM  

Man, that GTAIV footage looks sweet!

BF said...
Apr 25, 2008, 3:58:00 PM  

"Charles, you're right. I do look like an arrogant asshole!"

Anonymous said...
Apr 25, 2008, 6:54:00 PM  

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