Create The Caption #206

Monday, April 28, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo from the AP or one of the bigger sites and you provide the caption. Hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"Kenny Smith? Ship his ass out!"- Brave Sir Robin

"Luckily for the car it wasn't Charles out there. That would have made one hell of a dent."- Gregory Louis

"Where Kobe Bryant karaoke-ing "Friends In Low Places" happens."- G-Money

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA - cameras and lights go off - "Was my fake laugh as good as Michael's?"- Anon

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Jets fans at the 2008 NFL Draft?

Daily Links:

A Sketchy Report About Clemens Cheating On His Wife (NY Daily News)
Kerwin Danley Got Knocked The Eff Out! (Bugs and Cranks)
A Great Interview With Agent Leigh Steinberg (Sports Agent Blog)
A Look Into Non-Commercial Sports (Food Court Lunch)
8 Reasons Why Joe Torre Wants Out Of LA (E True Sports)
A Collection Of Useless Jerseys (For The Love of Sports)
Give McFadden A Chance (I'm Writing Sports)
Wiz-Cavs Isn't A Rivalry (Waiting For Next Year)
Best Celebrity Themed Pinball Games (On 205th)
Karl Malone's Illegitimate Son Is Going Pro (Deuce of Davenport)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:11 PM


Do you guys get the feeling we're being watched? By like, some grumpy guy in a hoodie?

TJX said...
Apr 28, 2008, 12:44:00 PM  

Jimmy Kimmel will do anything for attention (Refer to #87)

The Editor said...
Apr 28, 2008, 12:58:00 PM  

This is totally awelsome man, I don't have to go to work, and I get to cheer any draft pick the Jets take even if dey suck, cuz I anestly don't know shit about football.

You can't beat being fat, stupid and a fat, stupid garbageman in New Yawlk.

E Buzz said...
Apr 28, 2008, 1:26:00 PM  

With so many obnoxious, drunk New Yorkers at the draft, Fox suffered a huge ratings hit on their Saturday Yankee game.

Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 1:28:00 PM  

"Welcome to the 2008 edition of 'Calvacade of Losers'"

Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

How in the world did a Jets fan figure out how to spell Gholston?

Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 1:53:00 PM  

Hey guys, let's do that J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets cheer -- then do the wave!!

Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 2:06:00 PM  

Who?! Kyle Brady?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Apr 28, 2008, 2:12:00 PM  

The lowlight of the NFL Draft came as impersonators of the Stephen A. Smith Heckling Society showed a deal-breaking lack of knowledge of drafts.

Fred said...
Apr 28, 2008, 2:18:00 PM  



Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 2:19:00 PM  

While many Jets fans wanted the #1 pick, they were consoled by the fact that there's a good chance they could get it next year...and the year after that...and the year after that...

Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 4:12:00 PM  

Liven up, boys, this is the one day of the year where America thinks we're cute. Tomorrow, it's back to cat-calls.

GMoney said...
Apr 28, 2008, 4:15:00 PM  

What?! Jets fans not booing their draft picks?! Somebody start looking for the four horsemen.

Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 4:33:00 PM  

Five minutes after being drafted, Vernon Gholtson decided to retire.

Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 5:02:00 PM  

What does a guy have to do to get one frosty Molson Gholston all the way up here in the balcony? I ain't settling for Miller Guion Draft until Round 5, tops.

Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 5:02:00 PM  

Hey, we might not have the rings like the Giants and the Pats, but our fans can be unlikeable assholes just like theirs.

Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 5:45:00 PM  

Prissy looking guys in the front row say: "When do the Cats come out? I just love Andrew Lloyd Webber".

Mal said...
Apr 28, 2008, 7:40:00 PM  

Fans look on in surprise as the Patriots cannot find a way to cheat the Jets out of the #5 pick

Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 10:08:00 PM  

Why has the draft been turned into such a big event? Because for a few moments, Jets fans can be happy and forget the fact that they still don't have a QB.

Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 10:13:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Apr 28, 2008, 10:58:00 PM  

Pictured: Jets fans stand in line for their chance to get a chinese mail-order bride from

Anonymous said...
Apr 29, 2008, 12:07:00 AM  

This video was secretly shot by fans of the New England Patriots.

(BTW, that looks like Stifler from "American Pie" in the black shirt in the front.)

Anonymous said...
Apr 29, 2008, 12:34:00 AM  

Gholston is who we drafted, right?

KC Cal said...
Apr 29, 2008, 1:31:00 AM  

Manning: It's ok, Vernon; they're actually yelling GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSTON!

Anonymous said...
Apr 29, 2008, 1:15:00 PM  

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