Create The Caption #284
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.
Yesterday's Winners....
"Now's not the time for metaphors, Carlos!"- Zach
"If you put your head REAL close to the ground, you can hear the Brewers."- Sean
"Carlos Beltran: The latest victim of the "What is the capital of Thailand?" joke."- Brian
"I told you that Peter Gammons had a Carlos Beltran Voodoo Doll!"- Fairplay
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Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Eli Manning standing next to his new wax statue during it's debut at Madame Tassaud's Wax Museum?
Daily Links:
Jay Glazer Breaks Another One, This Time It's Millen Getting Axed (Fox Sports)
And He'll Add The Plaxico Story As Well (Fox Sports)
Donovan McNabb Talks With A Philly Blog (The 700 Level)
Nice Glasses Cris Carter! (The Sports Hernia)
How About An Interview With A Big Ten Playmate? (The Big Picture)
Idaho Is Lame (Rumors and Rants)
News League Fantasy Recap (Signal To Noise)
Chris Rock Somehow Compares Sarah Palin To Mike Vick (NESW Sports)
Athletes Are Donating Brains Now (HHR)
Is CC Clutch? (Simon on Sports)
Sony Is Now Making Fun Of Soccer (Dave's Football Blog)
Is Patrick Crayton Really A Number Two? (The Landry Hat)
L.A. Does Not Care About Your Sunday Night Football Games (Farther Off The Wall)
60 Comments:
To everyone's amusement, Eli Manning showed up to his wax statue unveiling in full uniform.
Suddenly it seemed twice as improbable that Eli had won a Super Bowl.
The one quarterback more immobile than Testaverde.
Further proof that you can't polish a turd.
Simply put: A couple of stiffs.
Meet my new partner for the DSRL. You're cut Peyton! Watch your back Williams Sisters.
"Wow he's hot, be cool Eli be cool"
And you thought that nothing dangerous would happen because of the large hadron collider.
Eli: I can't believe there were more people at Cooper's wax unveiling.
Eli generously lets his older brother Cooper wear the same jersey worn by Eli in Superbowl XLII.
It took them 8 months to make and they still couldn't generate a vacant enough expression.
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Eli Manning proves that wussiness is more than skin deep.
The one on the right has more vivid facial expressions.
Eli: "Hey Peyton, you got traded to the Giants?!?! Sweet!!!"
Eli holding Tyree's helmet.
(I always wondered how he caught that ball)
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That thing is flawless. It even has the towel to cover his piss stain.
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My Dad never got one of these.
"Why couldn't they make me look more like Peyton?"
Michael Jackson's wet dream.
In a terrible turn of events, Tom Coughlin axed off the wax Eli's head when the exhibit was 5 minutes late in opening.
Reason #10 as to why cloning is an awful idea.
...and then Eli joined his brother for the unveiling of the wax rendition of an Oreo-licking scene...
Eli poses with the wax statue shortly before Cosmo Kramer takes it and makes out with it in his car in front of Monk's Diner.
One is stiff, immobile and lacking in personality. The other is made of wax.
Eli is finally comfortable enough with the New York media to unveil the life size Ken doll he dresses up every game.
By using this statue as a stand-in, finally my acting will be good enough to catch up to Peyton in endorsements!
Neither pictured have seen a naked woman.
Fed up with brother Peyton's incessant complaining about his ailing knee, Eli finds his new partner for the Double Stuff Racing League.
The Giant's attempt at a more "corporate friendly" uniform didn't grab much fan support
Pictured: The two new wax statues of Eli Manning at Madame Tassaud's Wax Museum.
Sadly, repeated calls to the Waxico Burress exhibit were not returned.
"Hey, my arms aren't that scrawny!"
Eli, put on your helmet so we can take a picture of you with the wax Eli.
Wow, he's just as boring in wax.
Eli Manning poses with the wildly unpopular Eli Manning Sex Doll
Eli Manning poses with the Giants new back-up quarterback.
"I dun look stupid but where's Tiki's wax figurine?" Eli
Will the real Eli Manning please sit down?
Does he look comfortable doing ANYTHING??????
Which one's actually giving the 'Manning Face'?
"Eli Manning poses with the wildly unpopular Eli Manning Sex Doll"
there's your winner.
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"Come play with us Danny"
(The Shining)
Oddly enough, the wax statue still has the better personality...
Reason #345 for the complete outlawing of cloning.
pictured: two quarterbacks better than peyton manning
The wax statue just signed a deal to do commercials for American Express.
Weeks 1-15 played by guy on the left.
Week 16-Super Bowl played by stand in on the right.
"It would have been cooler if it was made with butter!"
The one on the right has the better moves in the pocket.
Not pictured: Anybody who sees the exhibit and thinks "Who?"
I am seeing double... FOUR ELI MANNINGS!!!
The Eli manning New York Giants wax statue was sacked three times by the ever popular Jason Taylor "Dancing with the Stars" statue.
They gave me rickets just to give it that lifelike look.
This might have been a worst idea than House of Wax...oh wait
The real question is why the museum decided to render Eli's image dressed in business casual.
The new Eli Manning wax statue proves that even mediocrity is rewarded.
They melted down the Steve DeBerg wax statue for this?
"Wow, that's the hottest chick I've ever seen!"
No, you mad scientist! I wanted the OTHER son cloned.
Uh, which one is the wax Eli?