Create The Caption #286

Monday, September 29, 2008

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Thursday's Winners....

"The A's unveil the new alternative (lifestyle) uniforms for use in the 2009 season."- MMayes

"Through exhaustive analysis, Billy Beane determined that dressing rookies in drag increased lifetime OPS by .002"- Mathlete

"The "Who Wants To Date Eddie Murphy?" reality show casting call was a complete success."- RJBO

"My kinda team kinda team"- Anon (Lou Brown baby!)

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of the the Brewers celebrating their trip to the Playoffs with their fans? (I just couldn't bring myself to put up a photo of the Mets. Haven't their fans been through enough already?)

Daily Links:

It's Time To Pee Your Pants, Brewers Fans! (PYPFTB)
The Bandwagon Is Now Taking Tickets (KSK)
Dan Snyder Is Intense! (Mister Irrelevant)
10 Reasons Why The 'Boys Lost To The Skins (The Landry Hat)
The Sooners Are #1 After A Crazy Week (Moon Dog Sports)
Win Latrell Sprewell's Money! (Food Court Lunch)
The Avian Bo Jackson (On 205th)
Can I Be A Steeler Fan Now? (Ryan Parker)
The Best Of Favre's Sidekicks (Yep Yep)
A Chuck Norris Video Game (Pwned Video)
Manny For MVP And CC For Cy (Rizzo Sports)
The Rays Have Strange Ways Of Celebrating (Big League Stew)

Posted by Awful Announcing- at 12:18 PM


Sully a life long Red Sox fan was flown in to assist the Brewer's in proper celebration technique.

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 12:31:00 PM  

Evil (but not quite undercover) Red Sox fan now has evidence to drug test should they meet the Brewers in the World Series.

MMayes said...
Sep 29, 2008, 12:48:00 PM  

we're not the mets, we're not the mets!!!!

Michael said...
Sep 29, 2008, 12:51:00 PM  

Brewers management was nice enough to let Ned Yost celebrate with the team. If you look really close you can see him in the upper deck!

foos said...
Sep 29, 2008, 12:57:00 PM  

In a vain attempt to cover his beloved Sox shirt, this youngster realizes Miller High Life really is the Champagne of Beer.

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 12:59:00 PM  

Alcohol at a Brewers game? Outrageous!

BF said...
Sep 29, 2008, 1:08:00 PM  

Free angioplasties for everyone!!!

GMoney said...
Sep 29, 2008, 1:35:00 PM  

Farva's number one! Favra's number one!

/Super Troopers.

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 1:36:00 PM  

After 16 years, the Kriss Kross tour finally made it to Wisconsin. (Crowd waves their hands in the air appropriately.)

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 1:40:00 PM  

Where the Mets choking happens...

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 1:45:00 PM  

Milwaukee residents are excited to see black people up close for the first time.

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 1:47:00 PM  

Female Brewsers fan: We're all completely soaked and we reek of beer.

Brewers player: But this is just ginger ale.

Female Brewers fan: I know, I was making a general observation.

Down Goes Brown said...
Sep 29, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

Golden showers for everybody!

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 1:54:00 PM  

While recreating the celebration scene in Major League, Milwaukee remembers they already have their own team.

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 1:56:00 PM  

I swear, it'll fit, see! Call me!

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 1:58:00 PM  

This chick swallows! Yeah!

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 1:59:00 PM  

"Raise your hand if you're hooking up with Ryan Braun tonight!"

Ted Hill said...
Sep 29, 2008, 2:00:00 PM  

I'm so excited...I'm so scared.

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 2:03:00 PM  

The result of when a team is in a wildcard race against the Mets.

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 2:25:00 PM  

"We made it!" shouts a blue-shirted Brewers fan, triumphantly waving C.C. Sabathia's arm, which fell off after pitching every third day for a month.

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 2:48:00 PM  

Milwaukee's Best!


E Buzz said...
Sep 29, 2008, 3:11:00 PM  

Since it's Wisconsin, they replaced the champagne with carbonated butter.

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 3:33:00 PM  

Not pictured: CC Sabathia & Prince Fielder spraying themselves and a dozen Baconators with bottles of Ranch dressing.

Sep 29, 2008, 3:47:00 PM  

Not even the Brewers will drink Miller...

Frank T. Tank said...
Sep 29, 2008, 3:53:00 PM  


Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 4:13:00 PM  

Red Sox fan: god this sucks first i go to the wrong game now im getting cheep champagne all over my new red sox jersey

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 4:14:00 PM  

Now you tell me - who's the illegal immigrant?

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 4:29:00 PM  

The images of Prince Fielder and CC Sabathia devouring the racing sausages in celebration was too graphic, so we get this one instead.

Cason said...
Sep 29, 2008, 5:03:00 PM  

Beer for everyone!

JamesCraven said...
Sep 29, 2008, 5:34:00 PM  

A little less "major league" a little more "pom pom porno" please...

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 7:09:00 PM  

If you look really hard in the space between John Lovitz and the spraying champagne, I think you can make out the sobbing ghost of Billy Crystal.

Anonymous said...
Sep 29, 2008, 8:23:00 PM  

Fans and players alike celebrate the Brewers winning the wildcard outright for all knew that Bud Selig's solutions in a tie situation would not go well.

Mal said...
Sep 29, 2008, 8:52:00 PM  

white chick waiting for them BRATS to come out!!!

ondanutsofbrady said...
Sep 29, 2008, 10:37:00 PM  

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated. We're gonna do it!"

Yojimbo28 said...
Sep 29, 2008, 11:18:00 PM  

"Yay! Frank TV commercials back for another postseason!"

Dan W said...
Sep 30, 2008, 11:10:00 AM  

Post a Comment