Emmitt Won't Be Returning To ESPN

Saturday, February 21, 2009

You knew the day was coming, but how could you prepare for it? Over the past few years, Emmitt Smith has stuttered, stumbled and made up words, for various programs on ESPN, but next season....that will be no more. ESPN hasn't made an official statement yet, but Pro Football Talk has gotten word from the inside, that Smith has been officially "blowed out" by the "Leader"....

After a two-season run featuring multiple new on-air additions to the English language, the greatest running back in NFL history ultimately has fared no better than Joe Montana as a broadcaster.

Yes, ESPN has advised us that Emmitt’s relationship with the network has ended.

There will be no formal announcement — and presumably no going away party. Or vodka-fueled roast.

“We thank Emmitt for his contributions to ESPN and work ethic the past two years,” ESPN spokesman Bill Hofheimer told us via e-mail. “We wish him all the best.”
Such a sad, sad day. I know that there are times when I wish people weren't on air, but there are some people that you pray stay on just for comedy's sake. Emmitt was one of those people, and I don't know what I'm going to do during Monday Night Football without him. As a tribute to Emmitt, I give you a countdown of my favorite Emmittisms, and the quintessential compilation video of his work. Godspeed my friend, and I hope you find the rites of patches you deserve!

AA's Top Ten Emmittisms:

Honorable Mentions:

"Not only does he have the NFC East record for touchdowns, but also the team record."
"Wes Worker is a possession receiver that make things happen."
"The NFC West is probably one of the weakest conferences in the whole NFC."
"The leadership definitely have to come from the leaders."
"I think it's his self-confidence in himself that make him so confident when it get down into the crunch time."

10. "Last year there was a lot of things the Colts had to address. They couldn't stop the run, and all those. That was one of the biggest things they had to address."
9. "You have to have the personality to match up with the Patriots."
8. "He's giving them all the confidences they need. He giving them the confidence that he need."
7. "They do a very good job of flying around the Football field and carousing the Football carrier."
6. "Don't worry about the game you just won or the team that we just blew out. Uhhh... blown. Blown out. Let's think about what we need to do going forward, and they had blown out."
5. "Eli Manning has been given the rites of patches."
4. "This kind of inconsistency, against a team like New England, will get you completely blowed out."
3. "You cannot change the stripes of a leopard."
2. "Go to Arizona, sharp as a whistle, and do some finishing touches, so we can go down in the Super Bowl and play our best football of the whole entire season."
1. "The strength of the Patriots, their offense, got debacled."

Emmitt Exits ESPN (PFT)
The Emmitt Smith Anthology (Walter Football)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 11:35 AM


Now if only they can get rid of Reilly.

Tony Arnoldine said...
Feb 21, 2009, 1:00:00 PM  

Does this open the door for ESPN to hire the currently retired Brett Farve. Let's hope not.

walnuts said...
Feb 21, 2009, 1:13:00 PM  

One of my favorite youtube vids EVER

Rice of passage!!!!

Anonymous said...
Feb 21, 2009, 1:27:00 PM  

No Plaxico Berries?

Justin F. said...
Feb 21, 2009, 1:51:00 PM  


Max said...
Feb 21, 2009, 2:00:00 PM  

you forgot about "L Cool JJ"

Unknown said...
Feb 21, 2009, 2:35:00 PM  

He's got more time to catch up to the chicks that owe him sex.

Feb 21, 2009, 2:47:00 PM  

Say what you want, but I'm going to miss that goofy bastard.

Unknown said...
Feb 21, 2009, 8:54:00 PM  

Emmitt Smith will go down as one of the biggest dopes to grace a TV screen. Its amazing that he got a collage degree.

Unknown said...
Feb 22, 2009, 11:53:00 AM  

With NASCAR back in season, there are 5 months of Darell Waltrip's and Larry McReynolds' assault on the English language to enjoy.

Anonymous said...
Feb 22, 2009, 9:54:00 PM  


If you're going to call someone else out on their intelligence, you might want to spell "college" right.

Unless you meant Emmitt really likes to make pictures with yarn, construction paper and glitter.

Unknown said...
Feb 23, 2009, 11:31:00 AM  

Uh...he meant to type "collage" on purpose. You don't get it, don't you? LOL!

Anonymous said...
Feb 23, 2009, 4:29:00 PM  

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