Create The Caption #387

Monday, May 11, 2009

(Usually) Everyday I'll throw out a photo, you provide the caption, and then hilarity ensues. I'm also adding a handful of links at the bottom of the page that you should check out each day.

Last Wednesday's Winners....

"Watch me alienate my fans better than all of you put together when I move the Super Bowl to London!"- Cason

"The Three Commissioners travel to Russia to meet with Putin."- Ryan

"Goodell: "So what you guys are saying is that I have to shut my league down for a year before you give me my decoder ring?""- Pip

"You see four commissioners; I see the next Guitar Hero commercial."- Adam

Are you funny enough to create a caption for this photo of Kobe Bryant and Ron Artest arguing with an official during yesterday's game?

Your Daily Links:

A Great Interview With Matt Vasgersian (Biz of Baseball)
Pat Burrell Is Startled Easily (Sox and Dawgs)
Good Vs. Evil In Canada (Food Court Lunch)
Schadenfreude In Regards To Manny (Major League Jerk)
A Look At Possible Steroid Seasons (Kotite's Corner)
Is Whitlock Naive In Believing Griffey Was Clean? (Spin on Sports)
Envying Coach Calipari (Uncoached)
Kellen Clemens Is Delusional (Rumors and Rants)

Posted by Awful Announcing at 12:45 PM


I don't care if he's in street clothes, I say Yao fouled me on that last shot and you need to blow your whistle, punk.

Wade Robertson said...
May 11, 2009, 1:00:00 PM  

"If you were in the stands, I'd knock you out"

dsnice27 said...
May 11, 2009, 1:12:00 PM  

Kobe: "Remember I get all the calls."

Artest: "Have you bought my Rap Album yet?"

49er16 said...
May 11, 2009, 1:15:00 PM  

Kobe: Hold on, are you implying that I am the crazy one?

GMoney said...
May 11, 2009, 1:26:00 PM  

Artest: "Don't make me get a piece of lead from a table and throw it through Kobe's heart....Don't you know im Ron Artest!"

Unknown said...
May 11, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  
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May 11, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

Artest: "Yes, Kobe, we know your snot smells like roses."

Kobe: (to the official): "Perhaps you've been under a rock for I don't know, 12 years, but I'm the best thing since sliced bread. Give me some $%*&@+ calls."

Brad James said...
May 11, 2009, 1:35:00 PM  

Artest: "I see dead people"

Unknown said...
May 11, 2009, 1:37:00 PM  

I can't believe we're losing to these guys.

Anonymous said...
May 11, 2009, 1:43:00 PM  

Artest: "I must..kill...the queen."

Chubs said...
May 11, 2009, 2:19:00 PM  

Kobe to Ref: "Look, he has a picture of me bending some girl over, with the Rocky Mountains in the background, and its shaved into his head. Call the Technical!!!!!"

Unknown said...
May 11, 2009, 3:06:00 PM  

Kobe: "No I'm not embarassed! Ron is playing a great game, give him some f***ing credit, I mean for real!"

Birdman said...
May 11, 2009, 3:26:00 PM  

Kobe: "Name one thing that would cause me to be the Create-The-Caption two out of the last three times."
Artest: "What about--"
Kobe: "Don't answer that! You're no freaking saint."

May 11, 2009, 3:28:00 PM  

Wait, last week you said I *WASN'T* the father. What the f*$k?

BF said...
May 11, 2009, 4:05:00 PM  

I told you fans are not allowed to make "bunny ears" with those damn thunder sticks, call the "T"

Unknown said...
May 11, 2009, 4:27:00 PM  

And the most criminal person in this picture is the man with his back to the camera.

testing thing said...
May 11, 2009, 6:20:00 PM  

Ref(in his head): I'm so glad my daughter isn't here.

Anonymous said...
May 11, 2009, 7:10:00 PM  

Kobe: "Ref! How dare you make such a call? I can't believe that you would actually say that Artest's ass tastes better than mine!"


Justin F. said...
May 11, 2009, 10:57:00 PM  

Kobe: I'm not going into the stands looking for trouble. Does this look like Colorado to you?

Cason said...
May 11, 2009, 11:24:00 PM  

"So my final count is: Yao shirts - 9,152; Kobe shirts - 1."

Bill said...
May 11, 2009, 11:47:00 PM  

Kobe to ref: "Would you like to shoot him now, or wait 'til you get home?"
Artest to ref: "Shoot him now! Shoot him now! It's rabbit season!"
Kobe to Artest: "You keep out of this, he doesn't have to shoot you now..."

JDM said...
May 12, 2009, 1:44:00 PM  
Anonymous said...
Sep 26, 2009, 8:09:00 AM  

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